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    • You're gonna join the Army, I'm no longer asking.
      blue_too 26 jul
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    • Marine recruiters just have a pile of crayons on the desk and whoever comes and checks it out gets signed up
      KickerJ 26 jul
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    • I took the ASVAB purely so I didnt have to go to English that day
      BlueSnarf 26 jul
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    • Also Army:
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    • They should make enlistment 21... like they do with tobacco and handguns. It should be illegal to recruit in high-school
      strapped 26 jul
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    • Join the military, we insist
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    • I wish they would stop manipulating children like that. Like sure some ppl would benefit from it, but scamming kids into registering? Bruh
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    • Me guarding poppy fields for Afghanistan heroin so I can buy a Dodge Viper
      HueuH 26 jul
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    • I’m going to MEPS once I get some medical records from like a decade ago. Marine corps :)
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    • Going for the air force. Anyone got job recommendations?
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    • I remember the marine recruiter came to school and she was eating crayons while yelling at me while I did pullups. I got 27 pullups
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    • noon 26 jul
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    • Boiiing 26 jul
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    • Don’t join the army join the airforce
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    • This was made by a filthy army recruiter wasn't it?
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    • I remember when I went to meps to get registered the first thing they told us when we reported at 3am all the sergeants in charge told us “ your fucking recruiters lied to you to bad suck it the fuck up” after that I purposely failed my exam and just drive back home
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    • Army recruiter: You know ya wanna go
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    • I highly recommend the armed forces for 4 years. I did that and learned a lot. It was very good for me. After 4 years I was done and ready to start my civilian life with a much better mindset.
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    • I took the ASVAB so I could have as many options as possible out of high school. Max score only got me pestered by recruiters after I decided I’d do college.
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • Android hardware > Apple hardware. Apple software >> Android software.
      LiiL_Duck 27 jul
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    • Those saying recruiters are evil are hella dumb. For one,they're not forcing anyone to do anything, it's all up to you,so if theres anyone to blame for a shitty life in the military it's you. Secondly, if you're smart about picking your MOS, you dont have to deal with half the bs you constantly hear
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    • Video name?
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    • Im so early theres only one comment and its like furry hentai stuff
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    • I actually got a friend request on Facebook (which I legit have never used the account) from an army recruiter because I got a 97 on the ASVAB. Instant block
      Dylicous 28 jul
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    • Join the military they said it’ll be fun they said
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    • I plan on joining Need just need to lose another 100lbs. Lost 50 so far
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    • Hey kid ya wanna play cod irl?
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    • Yo, the recruiters at my school roll up to our school in the middle of rural PA in a rented lambo. Then they hand out Popsicles and make you play alcohol free beer pong to win taco bell burritos. Mad lads
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    • If you’re dumb enough to believe their shit, then the army is where you belong
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    • Me tryna grab the pussy
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    • The Corps got me when they offered me some red crayons to eat. I couldn't resist.
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    • Literally just posted this meme yesterday but with one slight change
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    • Lol the army violated the first amendment by blocking people on twitch who mentioned war crimes. They also had fake give aways that were actually just signup forms for recruitment mailers
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    • I kept getting texts from recruiters and I straight up told the to fuck off and they never bothered me after that
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    • You're joining the imperial legion and that's an order and a divine commandment
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    • I want to join the navy when I graduate. I’m 16 and I graduate this coming year. I’ve talked to recruiters but I still really don’t know. Any advice?
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    • Class of 2021 fucked bro 😔😢
      _AD_ 28 jul
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    • Hey my brother is gonna be going to join the army in September, we're Canadian and this is an american app so I'm sure a lot of you won't really care but idk felt like the time to share
      Yoongi 26 jul
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    • Am I the only one who was never asked by an army recruiter to join the army in high school?
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    • I've recieved 3 different recruitment letters, I dont even know why, I have a decent build but I never did sports and i got flat feet so why are they after me
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    • Me: *Barely does 2 pull-ups in the cafeteria* marine recruiter: did you know 2 pull ups is the minimum to get in???
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    • Bro an army recruiter added me on fb
      Gidgetz 28 jul
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    • Edward / Alphonse Elric and Roy Mustang
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    • It's not the recruiters fault, people need to realize their job is to get you into the military, they're not going to tell you the bad stuff
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    • Me and my best friend graduated this year, he went into the army and got covid in basic
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    • No cap I was talking to a marine recruiter and he was trying so hard to get me to join but I was just wasting his time. He kept texting me and was like "hey you can come to our training sessions and we can get you signed up as soon as you want." He even drove me home after school one day to recruit
      Korku 26 jul
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    • Y’all acting like they force you. Who wouldn’t want a great head start in life? To wear a badass uniform, carry a rifle, get a fun MOS, and rank up?
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    • My dad told me a story of one guy he was trying to recruit, he was a really big guy and obviously he needed to lose weight to get into the marines, so he gave him a bottle of, fuck I can’t remember the name it’s a drink that’s supposed to make you shit a bunch you’re not supposed to take a lot of it
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    • Am I the only one that wants to join
      McBagels 27 jul
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    • Honestly you learn alot from being in the service even for just a bit of time. That being said it's not for everyone but if you can handle it i recommend
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    • Eh gotta have someone soak up the ammunition before the Marines come
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    • I support the military completely but I’m never joining it
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    • Salty SPC Vs Retention
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    • Caesar salad
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    • Don’t.
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    • dog whisperer reference?
      meatman_ 29 jul
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    • Yall realize there are more jobs in the military other than fighting right? There are so many benefits anyway, im joining air force
      Peanut156 29 jul
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    • He got me
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    • Please, we need more oil
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    • My recruiter tried so hard to not get me to join. He made it so difficult. I now know why
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    • This is the only one I saw
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    • Sorry you had possible hints of a percentage of a little asthma, you cannot serve.
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    • Yo using cesar Milan to make a meme bro. Genius
      bloater 29 jul
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    • I missed this meme
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    • Fun tip: if an army recruiter ever talks to you, just start saying Inshallah over and over again
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    • I would beat that dog to death
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    • Was my school the only one where they never bothered anyone? Like they had a setup and if anyone was interested they'd go up and talk to emm
      Jon_Bovi 28 jul
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    • There was an air force booth one day at lunch and I made eye contact with the woman and walked away and she came and slipped a form to me at my table and stared at me the entire lunch period. I got super scared and left
      heyoguys 28 jul
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    • Fuck yeah, they got me
      John1911 28 jul
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    • Those who are tricked by recruiters instantly recieve the big gay
      MilkyMoo 28 jul
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    • Nobody else comment we should be at 666 so dont do it....
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    • Give it another couple years and it'll be mandatory. Glad I got out when I did
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    • Funny enough it was actually the camera mans fault that this happend. He was doing everything right but the cameraman moved or changed his stance and it prompted the dog to attack
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    • While the military can offer you great benefits, you would be a fool to think its an option for everyone. Some people have way better options than being a government pawn & that's fine. That doesnt make them any better than you and vice versa
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    • “A great head start in life” yea cause risking my life for 20k a year sounds fun
      thumbtack 28 jul
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    • I have EVERY. FUCKING. BRANCH up my ass for joining after I jokingly took the asvab in highschool and did decently well... here my dumbass is 2 years later in the Air Force.
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    • That's how the marines got me 😔
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    • It's not really like that. You don't have to join if you don't want to. But if you did...
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    • they got me😩
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    • That's the dog that bit the shit out of him. Moral: bite your recruiter to assert dominance
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    • Pspspspsps!
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    • Pleas me don’t join. At least don’t join the usmc. Not a day goes by where I don’t want to kiII myself
      Omar2469 28 jul
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    • I have never heard from a recruiter.. is this a good thing? What are they like?
      Caleb930 28 jul
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    • I would join the army but their stupid fucking verification process blocked me for multiple reasons
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    • They're literally grooming children into fighting and possibly dying for what might be meaningless wars driven by economic gain
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    • Haha I have autism so I can't enlist
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    • Squid ward being a man of class as always I see, rocking his "Colt Government with a 5 inch barrel chambered in .45 ACP."
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    • Im gonna be doing rotc but i also would like to be a medic. Any ideas on what i should do?
      McL0v1n 27 jul
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    • I was sick the day of the ASVAB. Like really really fucking sick. I've never seen nor talked to an army recruiter in my life.
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    • That dude punched that dog
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    • I graduated in 2017 and them dudes still call me. I don’t know how they got my number
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    • I have acid reflux so I got disqualified from joining the AF should I try for the national guard?
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    • Bruh I got a call about enlisting in the marines when all I wanted was to know where to learn to do network security
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    • Marine*
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    • Can confirm happened just a few minutes ago
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    • I kinda feel bad for folks when the military is the only way out for them
      goldenled 27 jul
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