• You can suck the poison out
of a snake bite.
FACT:
Your mom can suck a golf ball
through a garden hose.
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    • Fact: Your mom sucks me good and hard thru my jorts
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    • HibanaR6 20 jun
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    • Your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
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    • “Do you suck dicks?” “Sir, no sir!” “Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!”
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    • fact: so can your dad
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    • BULLSHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
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    • Fact: Bears eat beets
      DrNefario 20 jun
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    • Fact: snakes have venom not poison
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    • Out FUCKING standing
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    • Is that a full metal jacket reference
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    • I believe that the word "poison" is supposed to be venom
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    • Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
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    • Fact: Your mom can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
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    • Your mom sucked me good and hard through my jorts
      rantunez 20 jun
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    • Your mom must be Private Snowball then
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    • Fact:
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    • BULLSHIT!! You didn't convince me!!
      TheWack97 20 jun
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    • I didn’t know they stack shit that high!
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    • I am gunnery sergeant Harman, your senior drill instructor.
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    • My ex’s grandmother straight up told me this on Christmas Eve morning years ago... and it was rather uncomfortable to hear lol
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    • Your mom can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
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    • Fact: that line was stolen from Full Metal Jacket (where it may not have originated but where it is certainly most notably used)
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    • The best part of you ran down your mother's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress!
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    • full metal jacket gave me all kinds of comebacks 😂
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    • Okay, Peter puffer.
      iFappy 20 jun
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    • Idk, Arthur Morgan saved the same guy like 4 times by sucking out the venom
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    • My mom is a breath user, of course she can do that
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    • How tall are you private?!?!
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    • Bitch i could suck a golfball through a garden hose and some more if you're lucky
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    • My mom is a whale and would just eat the garden hose
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    • I didnt know it was a myth, I guess after playing the Oregon trail so much it got stuck in my head and I never questioned it.
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    • Nice Full Metal Jacket reference
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    • Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts
      IShitties 20 jun
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    • Your mom suck me nice and good through my jorts
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    • Can she help me pass my kidney stones?
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    • Poison?!?!?!?
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    • It confuses me how the person sucking the bite can get sick from getting poison in his mouth. but if he got poison in his mouth then he sucked some out the bite therefore made the other person a little less poisoned
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    • omg I love that movie lmao
      IAmGay 20 jun
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    • I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck another guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around
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    • How tall are you private
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    • DO YOU SUCK DICK?!
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    • You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
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    • It's true. I posted the video.
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    • Oh yeah but when I post it it doesn't get featured
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    • gummo_3 20 jun
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    • A lot of people wearing jorts nowadays
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    • People with a hybrid of foot and vampire fetish will do that regardless.
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    • OUT FUCKING STANDING
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    • Out-fucking-standing
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    • Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • FACT: the best part of you ran down your Momma's ass crack and became a stain on the mattress
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    • Your mom could suck a basket ball through a straw
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    • ur mom can suck me hard and good thru my jorts
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    • Snake bite one isn’t entirely false tho
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    • Your mom can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
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    • Watched my kids suck the life out of their Mom's tiddies. So.. Yeah, I can see that.
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    • You can suck a softball through a straw. Used to be my fiancee til you sucked on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye. Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Mase
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    • You look like you were yanked through a closed door
      MikeMr305 23 jun
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    • Fact: I can to
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    • Do you suck dicks
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    • Golf....now what does that remind me of?
      Big_Fella 22 jun
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    • You can suck venom out of a wound from a snake but the only thing that will happen is you possibly becoming invenomated (if you have any cuts in your mouth) and the wound still having venom
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    • I mean it's correct, the stuff you would be sucking out is venom
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    • Bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
      BIKRYDER 22 jun
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    • How did you know
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    • In WFA, we were taught that you have to take a sharpie and circle the swelling area every 10-15 minutes while on your way to the hospital or while waiting for an ambulance. You definitely don’t suck the venom.
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    • What's up with this jorts shit? And why a golf ball? I'm so behind on memes.
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    • Fact: your mom can suck me through my jorts
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    • Jorts?
      Lem0nz_ 22 jun
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    • If you bite it and die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. The more you know
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    • False: she can suck a bowling ball through a straw
      himiko01 22 jun
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    • He eatin that leg like a big ass rib
      SirWoodie 22 jun
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    • “I think the best part about you ran down the backside of your mamas ass and ended up being a brown stain on the mattress. I think you cheated”
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    • The snake venom is in your veins so you cant suck it out you can slow it's spread with a turnacit to slow blood flow
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    • Can I suck the poison out of someone’s toes
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    • “Full Metal Jacket” moment
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    • You can suck a softball through a straw
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    • You think this is funny you piece of shit? Well it is, i laughed
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    • Fact: people who posts "lewds" on ifunny need to leave
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    • Fact: your mom sucked me good and hard thru my jorts
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      dxracer 22 jun
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    • Fact:
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    • Hey. No need to come after my mom like that
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    • Whats your name , dirtbag?!
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    • Full metal jacket for you retards out there
      dikbutt 22 jun
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