• Pretty sure I just received the best fake
ID of my bartending career; a girl
handed me my missing license from 2
years ago
5/8/18, 7:25 PM
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    • I lost my ID. Got a new one then found the old one. Sold the old one to my friend. Fast forward a few years when I’m going out with a group of buddies but for some reason didn’t have my ID. Friend said he’s got me and pulls out my old ID for me to use.
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    • That's nice.
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    • Diana666 a month
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    • I dont need to use fake ID's cuz im 21. Just quit being underage haha idiots
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    • I would just stare at it for a few seconds and without a word pull out my wallet take out my license put them next to each other and just point at the exit
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    • Well give her the damn employee discount then
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    • Let's just pretend this actually happened.
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    • I'll take things that didn't happen for 1000
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    • To those who think bartending isn’t a career... bartenders in cities can make nearly 500 in a day... if you work 200 days/year, you make 100,000 in a year🤷🏻‍♂️... even if you only work weekends tho, you make 52,000/year, which is more than most low-income jobs.
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    • This happened to me at a gas station kid was trying to get smokes. I laughed he laughed I said get the fuck outa here
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    • My friend David lost his ID, now we just call him Dave
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    • Person at the casino I work at: "are you even old enough to work here?" My badge, which doubles as an ID: *is literally pinned to my shirt*
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    • I’m a bouncer at a nightclub on OSU’s campus. Asked a dude for his address on his Id... he said “it’s from f*cking New York.” Guy had a fake Michigan ID. How do you mess up that bad?
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    • My sister had a fake when we were younger and gave it to a server and turns out the server was either friends or family of the girl who’s ID it really was lol
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    • It’s you 2 years in the past
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    • "She's the fake, shoot her!"
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    • If you're going to use a fake, it least invest the money to make sure that it's your id with your picture
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    • Just hold it up to your face and give her that shit-eating grin
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    • Thanks. Now where’s your ID
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    • I'll take "That shit didnt happen" for 200
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    • Me and the boys about to comment something: 🦏💀⚡️🤢
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    • I remember there was a movie were a hitman got his identity stolen and was told to kill him(for different reasons) and the hitman freaks out because they have the same name, birthday, and were born in the same hospital.... I think that is how you should have treated it
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    • I stole my dads license and spare keys after he fucked up my life when I was 7, not only did I make it illegal for him to drive but I made buyers who wanted his car turn him down because of it. That’s what he deserved for cheating on my mother with a man.
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    • ...but did she get in... that's the real question.
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    • She was just returning it.
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    • I’ll take bullshit for $1200, Alex
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    • Ryan Reynolds, Keanu Reeves, and Bruce Campbell the holy trinity in Hollywood
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    • The drinking age should be 18 anyways
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    • Can I see your ID? No but you can see your ID
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    • Time travel is real... pour yourself a double
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    • someone stole my license back when I was delivering pizza and they got caught shoplifting 🤦
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    • Give the girl a drink she returned your license so what if it’s expired
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    • But did you let her drink though..
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500
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    • Anyone else feel triggered when you end up finding something you lost years ago, later finding it as soon as you buy a new one?
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    • I’d give her a free drink 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    • 666 comments every damn time I check the comments.. well this is the 667th. Take that, bitch ass devil
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    • Him: " i know this is fake ma'am. " her: " how? " him: " it's got my fucking picture on the id of MY face! "
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    • I never return IDs when I get a new one. I'm making a "life yearbook"
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    • Yeah. You’re definitely retarded.
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    • I bought two fake ids for 100 bucks from China and they scan and everything and look super real
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    • How do u use someone else’s ID if u have a different face
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    • Conspiracy theory: Johnny sins is grown up Caillou
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    • Im pretty sure its worse to use someone elses real ID than a fake ID
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    • I fucking hate this app
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    • That's awesome, now you can ask questions such as, "if you're this person then when did you discover you're clitorous, when did you suck you're first dick and how many dildos does she have?"
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    • What are the fucking odds of that? 🤣
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    • Your telling me she aint look at it and think.. hermmmmm maybe she look like da picture.
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    • I’m a teller and i always imagine someone getting my old license and coming to me for a fraudulent transaction
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    • I’d just serve them a coke and then slide them your ID.
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    • How fucking dumb do you gotta be to give a bartender her own ID and try to pass it off as your own?
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    • I think she was returning it
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    • /r thathappened
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    • I just got a letter from the police in Colorado that my drivers licence fell out of of a suspect's pocket when they brought her in for questioning. Been a year since I was pickpocketed in Cali.
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    • Who remembers the original post a couple years back of this
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    • Okay but my question is how did she not see the similarities between the ID and the real girl
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    • Did you keep it
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    • So like... Did you let her drink, orrr?...
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    • But like, did you accept it ?
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    • I can’t even
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    • Wait how do you know it’s fake
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