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    • If we all pool our money together we might be able to make him get rid of mosquitoes
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    • With inflation 20 dollars back them is A FUCKING TON
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    • The mammoths didn’t trade with money! They traded their fur why do you think elephants have no fur?
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    • We should get God to destroy this on accident then :)
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    • Mammoth working for the Egyptians: this is not how it was supposed to end up.
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    • I'd laugh except mammoths didn't exist until long after the dinosaurs died.
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    • It's an accident if there are no witnesses
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    • Then the mammoth shaved to hide his identity
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    • Did you know? Mammoths we’re alive during the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza
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    • There were a genetically modified breed of male mosquitos designed to this but people thought if they got bit it would mess with they’re genes so the company couldn’t release them. Funny thing is male mosquitos don’t bite and that’s not how genetics work.
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    • NUKE THE LIZARDS
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    • When the dinosaurs found out they slid him 30 to freeze the mammoths “You know whatd be ironic for an animal who thrives in cold, to freeze to death”
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    • But fr tho. $20 would he worth a fuck ton back then
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    • If he caused worldwide extinction for 20 imagine what he'd do for all our money
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    • Moses: "make 'em an offer he can't refuse".
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    • But all mammals were very small (like shrews) until the dinosaurs were gone. The end of the dinosaurs is what started the rise of the mammals on this planet. Therefore, there were no mammoths.
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    • Mammoth: (doesn’t exist yet you fucking moron) Dinosaurs: chillin for 450 million more years
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    • Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
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    • Didn't fair well for the mammoths exactly
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    • How much to get rid of humans?
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    • 65 1/2 million years later: Birds: “hey god, long time no see... I’ve got a favor to repay...”
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    • considering how often extincion events happen, we are actually over due for one
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    • From a historical standpoint this makes no sense at all but funny I guess... mammals weren’t around when the dinosaurs were. We still wouldn’t be if it wasn’t for that meteor
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    • I read mammoth in mannys voice from ice age
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    • Mammoths and dinosaurs didnt live in the same period
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    • Mammoth had to lay low afterwards, so he shaved his beard and moved to Africa under an alias
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    • God: but here's the catch, it's going to burn the fur off you...
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    • There wasn't any money back then. (Yes I know a lot about history and have a high IQ)
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    • doesn’t matter if it doesn’t look like an accident when theres no one left to see the crime
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    • Dino's got clapped for a 20$
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    • zxasy 24d
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    • Mammoths are still around.... They're running the world from their underground bunkers....
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    • Mammoth didn't exist then
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    • The last Mammoth died 3,000 years ago while the last dinosaur died 65 million years ago????
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    • I don’t know what’s more funny a mammoth having the dinosaurs assassinated or god getting bribed to do it for $20
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    • God himself triggered a mass extinction event because of a bribe. Damn, 20 bucks is 20 bucks🤷🏼‍♂️
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    • How much to get rid of humans?
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    • If she ain’t bout the crusade she ain’t gettin laid
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    • What if dinosaurs were alive a few thousand years ago
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    • BC 10 million kids remember
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    • The dinosaurs went extinct over 60,000,000 years before Mammoths ever evolved.
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    • Mammoths and dinosaurs didn't live together. But okay.
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    • You played yourself
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    • Why would god need money at all
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    • Mamath: umm... ok thank you but? You know what. if it gets it done
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    • If it's not shiny or drinkable, it's best use, is as a blunt object.
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    • My favorite part of iFunny is that the community is full of top notch theologists :’)
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    • Why would god need money? God could make as much as god wanted???
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    • How do you have this I thought I deleted any evidence of this conversation
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    • Ole says the bullfighter
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    • So he can wipe out any species he wants but he doesn’t have 20 bucks? Okay
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    • I like how this implies that an asteroid hitting the earth is very suspicious.
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    • Manny, no, we know you lost peaches and Ellie, it isn't the dinosaurs fault!
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    • Dinosaurs descendants: sooo god, looks like you do favors for a price. God: depends, whatcha want chief, but more importantly, how much ya got. Lizards: we want payback. God: ill see. What i can do.
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    • Y’all stupid ass noons don’t realize that Mammoths existed AFTER the dinosaurs
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    • He didn't slide over a 20, he slid over his species right to fur
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    • Nuke it
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    • Sluts 24d
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    • What is $20 in Cosmic Currency?
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    • But the mammoth also died
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    • And then the mammoths died in the aftermath. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR lol
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    • Being a nerd, this makes me cringe. How inaccurate it is
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    • I laughed a little harder than I was prepared for and scared my dog
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    • The meteor didn’t make the dinosaurs go extinct. The flood did.
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    • Bruh, mammoths died too
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    • For some reason I pictured the Mammoth like Gazpacho from Chowder lol
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    • How crazy to think that whatever was on that space rock contained shit that mixed with our Earth's chemistry. The end result is me on the toilet, playing with my phone
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    • Don’t play with god
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    • What has inflation done
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    • Mammoths did not exist with dinosaurs.
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    • I love the thought of God saying “a big ole....”
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    • Mammoth genes carried on into elephants so it worked I guess.
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    • God had to be broke
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    • Wonder how much it costs for god to unmake me.
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    • Wait wait wait. I thought the whole “dinosaurs were a thing” thing was part of the ALTERNATIVE theory of how stuff came to exist. Is this a paradox? 🤔
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    • If you say that “God kiIIed” followed by anything iFunny deletes your comment
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    • Mammoths went extinct shortly later so god could cover his tracks
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    • Mammoth- perhaps
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    • Hey man 20 bucks and 20 bucks. If that means getting rid of some giant Lizards well...
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    • The resulting ice age took out the mammoth; No loose ends.
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    • Mammoths and dinosaurs didn't coexist
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    • Cringe
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    • God... Made of crack.
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