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    • If he’s trying not to cum then he cares about you
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    • Facts tho
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    • Yeah but that means he’s holding off his orgasm and valuing my pleasure over his, I see nothing not loving about that
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    • I dunno. Kissing usually makes us both cum faster so y'all must not be kissing right
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    • Doesn’t that mean he still cares about you though, because he’s trying to last longer for you even though he doesn’t have to?
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    • kjds 20 aug
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    • Haha I feel sooooooo called out cause I definitely have had sex, haha. With a woman! I’ve had sexual intercourse with a woman you guys, oh boy, that sure was a dandy experience.
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    • On the toilet taking a horribly painful shit right now.
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    • Pussy be warm af and bitches be like "why you bust so soon". Ok bitch, you try leaving a hot dog in the microwave for 3 minutes.
      Juvenalian a month
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    • Sometimes during sex I wake up and I'm alone and don't have a gf
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    • When the best pussy you ever had makes you cum in 15 seconds and she gets mad because she has no idea what she possesses
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    • Wait y'all, thrusting? Dont y'all know anything about sex. You just stick it in and leave it there for a few minutes. Op is defs a virgin
      Never2rs a month
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    • I don't get why people are reacting as if this is a bad thing. Who cares if he's trying to make sure his girl cums before he does. Isn't that what all the girls want anyways? For the guy to come second? Guys statistically can't last as long as women. I'm a lesbian, but I still say props to this guy
      Jpeg1 20 aug
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    • So are yall dumb mfs still planning to raid area 51
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    • Made my girl squirt for the first time! Congratulate me
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    • You’re having sex with a dude and you’re not even certain he likes you? Am I the only one that doesn’t hook up wtf
      Obedd 21 aug
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    • I’m fat sometimes I stop to kiss because I need a breather.
      Allzure 21 aug
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    • Who the fuck post details of their sex life on social media.
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    • Hes getting over the prenut gate. Once you bypass the gate and let out some sacrificial dogwater, you can ride it out for the next 10 minutes breezy.
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    • Hey quit letting out the bro secrets
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    • Haha yes i can relate because i do the sex all the time
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    • the woman’s orgasm should always come first
      sweb a month
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    • The reason I try not to nut is because I want her to finish 2-3 more times before I do seeing as I only get one nut per session, usually
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    • So y’all really out here having sex? Disgusting
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    • If you really don’t want to wear a condom then might I suggest a bit of super glue down the ol’ urethra?
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    • Or maybe hes to tired and trying to still be sexy while getting some energy back
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    • It’s more professional to just pull out and eat her pussy for a bit
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    • True he's trying not to cum which means he does care
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    • Completely true girls, but still take it as love, cause it usually means he loves you enough to want to make you cum too
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    • C'mon guys, ladies' first is always condom courtesy.
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    • Haha! Yes I too do the sex
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    • That’s why I don’t have sex so I don’t cum because I care about all women. Not because I’m fat and ugly
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    • All of my emotions are stored in my balls, as soon as they are empty IDGAF about anything, ejaculate and evacuate
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    • When I jack off, I get 1 second worth of warning before I nut, but during sex it's like some Final Destination premonition shit.
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    • I’ll admit that I do that. I don’t see anything wrong with trying to make sure she gets her satisfaction out of it too.
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    • Sometimes I just like to rest in her. Feels good
      congojack a month
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    • Straight facts. But only cuz you want to please her as well. Facts tho
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    • I just chew the inside of my cheek and do math in my head. Never stop. Stopping is for pussys. True men D I S S O C I A T E from reality
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    • We got any other bois who stay hard as a rock after nutting and keep going?
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    • Now if he rolls over and let’s you be on top after kissing you then he really loves you because he knows he’s about to cum anyway
      jmanjo 20 aug
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    • Either A: he's trying not to come. B: He's trying to catch his breath. Or C: His back is hurting and he's trying to not pass out from the pain.
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    • I love when my guy does this tbh. I like to think Im sexy and really get him going, and that’s why my guy gets ready to cum so quick. I know most girls look down on guys who get close super fast, but it just makes me feel sexy and desired.
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    • Maybe it’s cuz he doesn’t wanna cum so you will feel better cuz he doesn’t only want what feels good for him
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    • It’s still cute though
      magicNoon 20 aug
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    • That absolutely douchey guy trying to make it last longer and be more pleasurable for you, God fuck men
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    • PorkSword 20 aug
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    • I see nothing wrong here I do it making out during sex is great and I feel like it shows love with the added benefit of being able to go longer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Faded1227 a month
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    • Y'all really gotta call us out like that?
      mideymouse a month
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    • Tbh I do the same shit. One time I accidentally said “bitch stop moving”
      StOps 21 aug
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    • Getting kissed in the middle of sex just makes me more likely to cum....
      HateMe 21 aug
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    • Oh shit secrets out
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    • Sometimes i just get tired, run out of stamina, and my legs start to cramp. Before i know it, my dick is soft and i can't get it up again cuz im too tired. Have to finger her and go home blue balled. Sucks
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    • I mean, even if he's trying not to cum, I still enjoy it lol
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    • He's trying to get his mind off your smearing make up, that weird smell coming from both of you and the fact that you've been laying there the whole time like every other time and he's getting a bit winded. FUCK
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    • I used to mess around with this guy who would only ever pleasure me. He would hold me down and count how many times he could make me cum with his hands and then count how many time he could make cum with his mouth. He never acted like he wanted anything in return though. It was kinda weird
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    • Hard, rough sex is all fine and dandy but every once in awhile a girl likes a little slow passion and romance
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    • This is SO relatable, right guys? Yeah i have sex
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    • Wouldnt that mean he really care anyways though?
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    • Naaaah bruh if you’re doing missionary and you’re not stopping periodically to mash lips then you’re doing it wrong
      Sissoko 20 aug
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    • Just cause we like to fuck you like a whore don’t mean we don’t care about ya if anything it means we really care
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    • I could cum just from kissing her that's how much she turns me on
      T3K_Memes 21 aug
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    • Which is just as cute
      mershork 21 aug
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    • Big facts but if he don’t kiss you then he don’t love you that much tbh
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    • Anon needs to shut his damn mouth and stop telling our secrets.
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    • Your pussy is too good so he's taking a break
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    • Don’t tell our secrets
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    • I wish I had this problem beating the ever living fuck out of my dick for so long has made it coarse and desensitized.
      N_I_ 20 aug
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    • Personally, I just pull out and start eating my girl out if I feel like ima bust a nut and then I go back in. That way, she'll be closer to climaxing when I go back in. Life hacks, gentleman.
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    • As a male who’s fucked, I can vouch for the fact that he’s trying not to cum
      DrMojito 20 aug
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    • We all do this tho or we swap to eating out
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    • Nah the man has an edging fetish
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    • As a man, I've had partners that I didn't even bust a nut with, others I have and some I only lasted a few minutes. It's not just about the feeling, its mental too, if the girl don't really turn me on(not attractive) then I might not even be able to stay hard. So if your man gets hard and cums. Good
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    • Trying not to cum just to last longer not preventing pregnancy
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    • If he’s trying not to bust a nut too fast he wants to make it good for you too so in reality he does probably care
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    • If he’s trying not to cum that means he likes having sex with you and doesn’t want it to end yet
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    • They tell us to not stop and then get mad when we nut 🤔
      Bandit777 20 aug
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    • How in the fuck do people but from just straight head maybe I have way too much sex but head just doesn’t do it for me anymore
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    • He’s trying not to cum because he cares enough to not cum quickly so you can have an orgasm too
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    • red_reign 20 aug
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    • Real talk I try to get her off before me, it just makes it easier in the end
      Garbij a month
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    • I too have had the sex!
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    • Kissing when I'm inside a chick makes it 10xs harder not too cum
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    • As a professional sex speed runner, I can cum inside you in less than 2.7 seconds
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    • Honestly, if he's trying not to cum, that's extremely hot to me
      Shyvix 21 aug
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    • Still means he cares.
      MlemFox 21 aug
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    • Jerk off three times a day in addition to the sex and you'll last a lot longer
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    • This is true. You don't want me just laying there fucking staring at you do you? Like a weirdo? Just, soooooo, what's up, how's it going, wanna get taco bell later and regret it?
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    • Kissing makes me wanna cum even more lol
      ImaP0tato 21 aug
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    • If you have the kind of guy who can keep going for extremely long periods of time without cumming you don't got the right one sis 🤷‍♀️
      Eclipsa 21 aug
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    • Yeah sex is good and all but have you ever cuddle with her?
      ksun4651 20 aug
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    • Tip for the kings reading this. Go doggy style as long as you can because you can just stare off into nothing and think about other shit to prevent the inevitable. Only thing is because her face is down she won’t notice you just mindlessly thrusting
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    • Lol he could be tired too, he probably does care tho, we're not the robots our culture tells us we should be.
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    • If yall goin hard and he forehead kisses you in the middle of it all. Yeah. Thats the good shit
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    • Don’t play that game, gentlemen. Just become a foreplay wizard so she still gets hers if you finish early.
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    • Yup that's a pause the nut break
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