• just-shower-thoughts:
Pizza should have poison in the
sauce and the antidote in the crust
to kill off those weird people that
don't eat the crust.
what the fuck are you thinking about in
that shower
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    • Some pizza crust isn’t good. But some are really good
      Nugget2 19 jun
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    • Certain crust is great, but if the crust isn’t that good I’m not gonna eat it. Besides, the less crust you eat, the more pizza you can c o n s u m e
      IonKanun 19 jun
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    • Some crust is bad, though. I had a thin crust pizza earlier and it only had a little bit of crunchy crust, so I didn’t finish it.
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    • Listen, there is a good way to make crust and a bad way, if you do nothing to the crust? It's just bread, but if you hit that bad boy with some garlic butter, woa fucking MAMA now I'm horny
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    • if you don’t eat the crust you’re a stupid baby-man. grow up and finish your food stupid baby
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    • Listen if the crust is just basic unseasoned bread I’m not going to bother, it’s just pointless calories and carbs in an already unhealthy meal.
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    • Why is it such a sin not to eat the crust? I mean some pizza has great crust and some doesn’t. You don’t always have to eat the crust. Just eat what you want of the pizza
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    • I’ll eat the crust but sometimes I want to get more of the pizza and not just dough so I leave the crust till I have a bit more room also if you say the crust is the best part you are wrong fuck your opinion
      i_am_me2 19 jun
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    • Ppl saying the crust is bad sometimes: if it's bad crust, it's bad pizza. Stop eating there
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    • All crust is good
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    • Real talk, my dudes. You’re a grown ass person who doesn’t like crust?! Eat the goddamn bread.
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    • I eat the crust first...
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    • People think youre weird for wanting to eat more pizza and not plain bread smh
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    • I don't eat the crust, I give it to my dogs so I can eat more pizza
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    • zerosober 19 jun
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    • I don’t like crust because it doesn’t taste like the rest of the pizza
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    • Who tf likes a large pie with pepperoni, pineapple, and cheesy crust?
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    • Crust is for people who don't care about their weight
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    • Well I'm sorry I don't feel like eating just bread when on the other 90% of the slice has cheese, sauce, pepperoni, and all that other good stuff
      SconeTime 20 jun
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    • If the crust is unseasoned, I don’t want it
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    • i eat the crust first
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    • The crust is the best part that’s why I always save it for last
      Bogfoor 19 jun
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    • Unless the crust is cheese filled it’s just a waste of space, you can’t change my mind
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    • We’re all in agreement. Crust doesn’t cut it unless it’s seasoned in some way or form. Everyone knows the sauce, cheese, and toppings are the milk and butter of the pie.
      Austere 22 jun
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    • Eating the whole damn pizza gang wya 😤💪🏼
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    • Crust is for peasants that are trying to get full for the day. Unless it's stuffed crust.
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    • Not all crust is created equal
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    • I used to be a noncrust-eater but I have changed my ways and I eat even the shittiest of dried up crust because I’m no bitch
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    • Gibby eats all the crust first then starts on the pizza
      RealGibby 19 jun
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    • I don't eat the crust so I have more room for all the yummy goodness in front of the crust. More slices for me
      SevHurd 21 jun
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    • I eat the crust, I just don’t enjoy it is all. Unless it’s stuffed crust, that shit is delicious.
      _Godless 20 jun
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    • What I do is leave a bit of pizza still on the crust, and then fold it at the seem where the pizza and the crust meet and then eat it like a hot dog
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    • Honestly it depends on the pizza when it comes to the crust. If it’s one of those thin New York style pizzas good fuckin luck getting me to eat that crust. I can literally shank a dude with those. It’s the equivalent of everything the light touches. If sauce or cheese ain’t touching it, its not food
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    • This could be legit for me if they put lactose meds in the crust
      KVGE 21 jun
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    • *Eats crust first*
      Gstone93 19 jun
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    • Swiggo
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      Swiggo 22 jun
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    • Same thing with penises and semen is the antidote for girls that don't swallow or let you nut inside.
      Dabbler 20 jun
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    • I eat the crust first bc I wanna save the best for last. What the hell is the point of eating the yummy goodness of a pizza just to stick a tasteless, dry ass piece of bread in your mouth after it? Dominos is best crust.
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    • Okay but. Why do you care that much?
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    • If you don't eat the crusts, you're an idiot and a coward. Leave enough sauce and cheese for yourself and eat the crust from the side. Don't waste crusts. Bitches
      bleisse 19 jun
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    • They’re thinking about putting poison in pizza and the antidote in the crust they just told you smh
      honfedil 19 jun
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    • i agree
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    • Anyone else roll up the pizza? 1 bite and you get all the pieces in one.
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    • But if you have braces you’re not supposed to eat crust...
      BTSfreak 20 jun
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    • Some people don't eat the crust simply for the amount of carbs in it
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    • Ok look I tend to eat the crust but just because I eat a lot it’s really anticlimactic to eat straight bread after my mouth just got flavor blasted it’s like a roller coaster with a shit end
      GMATT19 19 jun
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    • I don't eat the crust because it's just carbs that make you fat
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    • What if the crust is burnt?
      BeanNill 19 jun
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    • Yaboitot 19 jun
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    • Cheese crust or none at all
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    • I mean he’s not wrong
      XboxLove 22 jun
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    • All in favor
      deidre619 22 jun
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    • I'm carb conscious so I don't eat the crusts unless it's thin crust
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    • Sometimes when I dont feel like eating the crust, I pretend like I'm a poor homeless person and these crusts are my only meal for the night.
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    • the people that don’t finish eating cuz their full
      evqree 22 jun
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    • Dominos is about the only place with good crust
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    • That would suck for those that eat the crust first
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    • Aye why did I try and like it popped up angry
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    • Or just make it so they cant stop eating it
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    • Honestly I agree
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    • i won't eat that shit if it's burnt to a rock
      472100 22 jun
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    • but what about the ones who only eat the crust? i posit that instead of a poision antidote combo, its two deadly chemicals that neutralize each other. that way you must eat the entire slice of pizza or die
      miker1995 22 jun
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    • I love the crust but sometimes I get full halfway through a slice and leave the crust cuz it’s too much
      Fuckin_A 22 jun
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    • I eat the crust because my mother beat into me not to waste food even when I’m full I save it until I’m hungry and eat it I don’t wanna waste it
      Gee_ 22 jun
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    • My dog loves pizza crust, that is the only time she begs, steak she waits patiently, chicken patiently but pizza crust she just can’t wait it’s weird
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    • I'm not going to eat some nasty ass crust
      honbee 22 jun
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    • I can support this. There’s a special place for hell for people who throw away hungry howies crust
      brogles 22 jun
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    • No
      MangaCaps 22 jun
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    • Damn yall still arguing over pizza crust?
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    • I give the crust to my dog because he’s a good boy so fuck you
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    • I like to feed pizza crusts to my dog though.
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    • Rid the world of the babies
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    • I'd be screwed because I eat the crust first and save the best for last
      JWard34 22 jun
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    • Sounds fun.
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    • I eat the crust first
      eliqueen 22 jun
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    • I hate we have leftovers and when I come back home I see a bunch of crust in the trash. It's so wasteful just let the normal people eat the pizza
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    • My gf would die 😔
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    • Make the new pizza rule have stuffed crust and you have yourself a fUggin deal
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    • I eat pizza for pizza. Don't waste stomach room with ass bread
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    • Hey man I work at a pizza joint where we can mess up 2 or 3 pizzas a day. Sometimes, the crust just isnt worth the hassle
      BubJ1OO 22 jun
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    • Quick poll. If you've voted already thank you ! If you haven't feel free !
      KewdiKid 22 jun
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    • I eat crust first
      Nerdycunt 22 jun
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    • The only time I really eat the crust is if I'm still hungry or it has cheese in the middle of it
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    • What would be the potential health risks if one were to say consume the antidote without the designated poison?
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    • Depends on the crust. Sometimes it’s good, but sometimes it’s basically cardboard.
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    • Sorry I hate dry ass crust. I only eat crust when it is nice and moist, or when it is stuffed crust.
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    • Eat it backwards
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    • I leave a fine amount of pizza on the end of my crust before I eat it. Especially when I’m hungry I’m not sure if others do this
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    • What about people with braces who aren't allowed to eat pizza crusts? Are we just doomed if we ever eat pizza?
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    • Pizza crust is for the dogs
      goochy 22 jun
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    • If the crust is basically garlic bread, yeah, I'm eating it. If it's essentially burnt toast, no I'm not going to eat that. If you want it, you'll have to be faster than the dog
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    • Dominoes has the worst pizza crust
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    • They watched Saw too many times
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    • Yes
      Joe175 22 jun
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    • He literally just said
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    • Thin crust pizza is just as bad as pineapple pizza and that's not a discussion
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    • Jokes on them though, I poisoned their pizzas with... C4
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