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    • Simp energy
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    • I would suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of the recipe
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    • I bet her reply was “lol”
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    • I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walky talky
      bravepsy 25 jul
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    • Then she unmatched cause he’s not 6’8, doesn’t have a truck and doesn’t make 6 figures.
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    • He's sent the same copypasta to 12 women in the last 3 hours shut the fuck up
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    • Mountain lions you say?
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    • He’s saying he would do a ton of work to get “a chance” to go on a shitty date. This shows he sees her as being superior and is trying to get her approval. Maybe not a simp but still a loser
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    • this is really specific is Michael okay
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    • Simp energy is strong with this one
      zerosober 25 jul
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    • Woman are not worth this much energy
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    • Ngl, someone sent almost this exact same thing to me on OkCupid a few years ago. I told him it was a little excessive and then he cussed me out and ghosted.
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    • Pro level simping
      sparcism 25 jul
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    • Holy fuck what a desperate creep. Hope she didn't respond cause that dudes a serial un-alive-er
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    • The levels of simp are out of control
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    • SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
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    • Some guys just don't know how to talk to girls lol
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    • Buzzznoon 25 jul
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    • Simp Ass Nigga
      4Pep 25 jul
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    • I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie
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    • Sounds pathetic
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    • I would drag my balls through a mile of salt and broken glass just to hear her fast through a walkie talkie
      rockso 25 jul
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    • Guys like this are why people who are better at talking face to face than typing on a stupid screen can't get dates. I'd much rather hear your voice tone pick up on your body language then wait while you type erase edit and say what you just think I wanna hear
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    • To quote one of my NCO's "I would drag my balls through three miles of shattered glass just to hear my wife fart through a walkie talkie"
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    • leave it to a woman to say, “I don’t like spaghetti”
      Bearchaw 25 jul
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    • I’d drag my balls through the shit infested streets of San Francisco just to get a chance to hear your voice over a cars 2 walkie talkie.
      NorseBoi 25 jul
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    • the giga-simp
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    • “I’d eat the corn outta your shit.”
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    • fucking simp
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    • Wouldn't a girl find that to be too much and seem super desperate? Isn't the point to say a lot with few words? Being verbose does not make you romantic.
      Sugarcomb 25 jul
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    • Simp
      Mataetae 25 jul
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    • A Simp Lord?
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    • *Deep inhale* SIIIIIIIMMMMMPPPP
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    • Then she leaves you on read
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    • S I M P
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    • My husband agreed to stop calling me a bitch on every day but Tuesday
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    • PorkSword 25 jul
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    • Virgin ass loser! 😂
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    • Trying way to hard my dawg. Just say I'm a pick you up from your place, where we eating (her "") then you say "the hell if we are" then go to a taco stand..
      kanep0e 25 jul
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    • Wait he sent that to another dude?
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    • It’s a hilarious intro but he’s a si—
      YourGuyCy 25 jul
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    • She responds “add my snap *ghost emoji* dumbbotbitch220”
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    • Damn showing you wanna be with someone in a unique way really be considered simping
      noonBoi 25 jul
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    • I don’t normally like using the word simp but this is the exception. FUCKING SIMP
      Nerdycunt 25 jul
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    • Hey, how about half the time they just hit on us. 2020 bitches time to do some work.
      Heron 28 jul
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    • Hey just wanted to let you know I'd push a car underwater with a small tank of helium while covered in exploded gushers and having to fight off the 4 horseman of the apocalypse via telepathy just to say hi
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    • I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from
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    • And she has yet to reply, shit don't work.she wants the 6 foot man sausage not you.
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    • I think he won the battle but never knew what he was fighting for and now desperately tries to find reason in the cold uncaring world.
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    • Damn Michael, save some pussies for the rest of us
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    • I would be really weirded out by that message
      DeviIs 25 jul
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    • I would dive head first ass naked into a pit of sexually frustrated baboons wielding a rusty slinky as my only weapon, and then proceed to drag my balls 1 million miles over sharper glass through the Saharan desert with Susan Boyle’s queef as my only air supply just to be able to sniff a chair you
      Foosky 25 jul
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    • I don’t have to step up shit, cause chances are he’s just gonna fuck her then disappear. I ain’t looking for one night stands, I’m looking to not be lonely.
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    • I usually just get ghosted as soon as we match 😂
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    • Welp. We’ll see about the date but that can be arranged
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    • Yeah and this would hardly work because it's so stupid. Just because one person thought it was funny doesn't mean most weren't thinking this guys just a self deprecating fool.
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    • I woulda responded wit wen we fucking?
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    • Bruh Skype dates be fire of u out Paris music in the background
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    • No such thing as a "pack of mountain lions"
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    • sImP
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    • Wow.... that is HIGHLY specific.... he must have cheat codes there....
      kimsp 25 jul
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    • At some point it becomes more about the journey than the spaghetti
      SteamGame 25 jul
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    • I’d do all of that in a regular sized stall
      xTank 28 jul
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    • laughed at this for twelve minutes straight
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    • jesus christ
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    • Simp shit
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    • Sounds a bit deaperate.
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    • Simpin aint easy
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    • whale_tail Me to you 😭😍
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    • I would ask a woman out for a chance to date them.
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    • I would tear out a Vex heart with my teeth! I would sear the Cabal with my burning Light, challenge the Fallen Kells to personal combat and scatter them!
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    • Tinder
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    • Shit bro id marry him no homo
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    • Bet she left king on read....
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    • That's dedication right there.
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    • Desperate
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    • The real questions is what would he do for a Klondike bar
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    • Charisma Level 100.
      xBrandon 25 jul
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    • I'd make spaghetti and open my laptop
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    • So my friend's side bitch told him that her friend gave her a 300$ watch so he can be her bf... ouch i feel bad for him.
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    • Mad simp
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    • I would drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from
      notodie 25 jul
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      Tomio 25 jul
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    • Dude simping so hard its hurting my soul
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    • What loser.. men have became such losers..
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    • Simp
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    • Nah, no bitch worth your self respect, if she wants to hang out she will.
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    • back in the day this was having game , now you called a simp by lil kids who get nervous to talk to girls lol
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    • I don't chase my whiskey so what does that mean for any woman that comes into my life
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    • She’s still not gonna reply
      Uwontm8y 29 jul
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    • Yeah step up your simping lol
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    • THIS GUY SENT THIS TO ME. I FEL CHEATED
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    • This what it means to go even further beyond simp. I call it Super Simp.
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