• i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store
and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade
and went “sexy boy...." because i thought no
one else was around but it turns out i was
WRONG
i know because i heard a quiet "what the fuck
bro” from the next aisle over
my question is why were you calling an
orange gatorade “sexy boy"
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