• owlmylove:
dutchster:
moan louder every time the cashier
scans one of your items
please do not do this
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    • Sal had to do this, making him tonight's big loser
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    • What about at a self checkout?
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    • Cashier: *scans 300th item* Me: *breaks window with my screech*
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    • Scanning 200 items. Cashier:
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    • The joke is the more items scanned, the louder the moan.
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    • When Mr Beast walks into the door doing the challenge:
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    • "Your total-" "uuuuhhg" "-Is $56.50" "UHHHHHHHHHGGG"
      Yeet_Boye 29 may
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    • If you do this and I am the cashier, I will do the same thing
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    • Flip it around and have the cashier moan every time they scan an item
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    • At the last item, jump on the belt and squawk in agonizing estacy.
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    • The cashier
      MrMikk 28 may
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    • And people wonder why there’s an item limit
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    • As a cashier, I’d really appreciate it if you did not do this
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    • Louder? You were already moaning?
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    • As a cashier, please do this. It will make my shift a lot better
      Cawtico 28 may
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    • Hello! I’m a cashier. I just want to say that if you’re having a bad day, feel free to tell me about it, but don’t ruin mine! If your card is declined or you remove it too soon, don’t yell at me! Thank you! Also, please tell your stupid fucking kids to help me bag your $600+ groceries
      Schweepea 28 may
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    • HybridD 27 may
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    • Im a cashier i already hate my job so you guys could make it better by doing stupid shit like this tbh
      DWDallas 27 may
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    • Not gonna lie this shit made me laugh out loud
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    • As a cashier I have to politely ask you to fucking not do that
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    • I used do this until I got fired. I was the cashier.
      BD101 28 may
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    • That sounds like something from Impractical Jokers
      Morusek 27 may
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    • A kid I nannied used to do this but only around Latinos cause he knew I had a thing for them. I never allowed him near construction, learned that one the hard way unfortunately
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    • Hey does anybody have that video where this dude roasted another dude so hard that he had to offer him a job?
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    • Literally on a episode of impractical jokers
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    • Mr beast buys everything in store
      Kishimul 28 may
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    • As a fucking bagger for the love of God please don't do this. Especially at Metro plaza shop rite in jersey City and please don't get in line with a overweight black haired white male bagger because he will shank you
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    • what a horrible but fun thing to do
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    • Mr beast would had had a tough time with this
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    • Yeah as a cashier I’d rather you not do that chief
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    • Beep, o, beep, O, beep, oh, beep, Oh, beep, OH, beep, ORGH, beep, FOOOOAHHGGGHHH
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    • Please don’t, we get enough weirdness as is
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    • After 60 items at Wal-Mart your basically just screaming at the top of your lungs
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    • As a cashier I condone this
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    • After my last item my dick is going on the belt
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    • Bitch I scan so fast you wouldn't be able to keep up
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    • I'll just stare them in the eye
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    • This is something papa Franku would’ve done
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    • When I used to be a cashier. I used to slap peoples bag of meat and say "mheaty whack" as I slapped it.
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    • Please do this!!! It would make my job so much more entertaining.
      Pixelbiit 28 may
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    • *beep* Oh *beep* Oh yea *beep* Ooo baby *beep* mmm that’s how I like it *beep* don’t stop! *beep* Harder!! -Ma’am I’m gonna have to politely ask you to leave
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    • As a former cashier as soon as I realized this I would scan super fast till you sounded like the THX logo
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    • "Sir...this....this is your tenth can of Prin-" OHHHHHHFUUUUUCKYEAAAAAAAH
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    • Imagine the Mr.Beast video where be bought all of the items in a store.
      Mr_Aidan 27 may
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    • Me as a cashier scanning the potato salad 20 times
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    • an_E_Pat 27 may
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    • Now on Extreme Couponers, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
      BDSMKING1 27 may
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    • At Wal-Mart with my mom, goin fuckin bananas
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    • *milk* bloop.... aaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHhHhHhHhHHhHHH
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    • Shop at costco. Only getting 3 items. Just really big packs
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    • I just got hired at albertsons, this would make my fucking day
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    • Buy like hundreds of items
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    • *flashbacks to that one mr. beast video where he buys 75k worth of groceries*
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    • As a cashier, please do this. It would make my day
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    • Louder, do you moan already?
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    • Buy lotion *little moan* buy condom*moan* buys cucumber *moans loudly*
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    • As a cashier, please do this
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    • Florida man: challenge accepted
      Xairain 28 may
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    • As a cashier, moan louder every time you scan another item
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    • Pls don’t. I am not paid enough for that bullshit
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    • The cashier:
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    • Do it pussy
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    • The duality of man
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    • *Mr. Beast has left the conversation*
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    • Me and my gf did this one time at a Walmart and the cashier was getting pissed and threatening us but we kept moaning loader the more she raised her voice
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    • As a cashier myself, please do this
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    • TMobile 28 may
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    • Me when I buy over 50 items
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    • Pulls up with 50 boxes of condoms
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    • As a grocery store employee who only had to check occasionally. Please, do this if you see me it will be fucking hilarious.
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    • Actually please do not so this I will cry from laughter if you do
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    • I hate to be the person ringing up Mr.Beast
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    • If someone does this I’m going to keep scanning their item until they embarrass themselves enough to leave.
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    • Imagine this, ur at the register and you ask the cashier if it's a chip or slide and it's a chip so u have to insert ur card, as u slowly push the card into the machine a loud moan pours out of the machine, and as you pull your card out its all sticky. (I think I would buy more products this way)
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    • Yeah I would tell u to leave the store
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    • Gohanssjs 27 may
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    • The fact 99% of stores make their cashiers wear name tags makes this 1000% better.. you know I’m moaning your name Peggy from Morrison’s in westcroft Milton Keynes
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    • Reverse card: the cashier does this
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    • Me locking eyes with the cashier
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    • Please someone do that, as a casheir I will LOVE every second of it.
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    • I work at 711 and I'm working now. First person to do it gets hit in the face with a box of cigarettes
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    • if you only have 1 item to scan are you supposed to moan as loudly as humanly possible, or in an inside voice?
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    • We don’t have to worry. Anyone who uses tumblr doesn’t leave their house
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    • I want to do this
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