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    • Those cooties be hitting different
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    • 20 year old me when I sit myself next to a few female corpses to play vidya and fuck with
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    • I teach high school and one of my male students last year dated half the females in the class throughout the year. He once asked me if he could “sit next to his girlfriend” so I said “which one?” 😂 he was not amused
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    • I was such a creeper in middle school. Used to squeeze girls thighs because they freaked out and I thought it was hilarious. Chilled out in highschool, mostly kept to myself, and people were all like “what happened? You were such a social butterfly in middle school...” No, I was a pervert.
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    • I remember throwing a fit when I was 7 because the teacher was rearranging seats, and I refused to sit in a seat that a girl previously sat in.
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    • BOI I STILL GET NERVOUS EVEN SITTING NEXT TO ONE
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    • Honestly 16 and still getting seated next to a girls is still awkward for me honestly sitting next to anyone I don’t know is still a little awkward but for girls it’s worse
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    • Ahh yes, I’ll never forget the first day of high school. 1st class I got seated next to a super cute girl. Sat down, smiled and said hi to her and she just looked straight ahead and didn’t say anything back. Fun times!
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    • I hated that because they just treated me like a sped and I did all the work
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    • I was always nervous to sit next to girls because I was, and still am, the social outcast. Usually they’d be nice to me because I was either quiet or, if they initiated conversation, then I would be nice to them. It’s actually funny now that I think about it because I just went to a Queen concert in
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    • 7 year old me avoided cooties, 15 year old me wanted coochie
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    • I'm 16 and I'd still rather sit next to another dude
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    • Me on both occasions https://ifunny.co/fun/HXJxtDNw6
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    • I hate it when I sit next to a girl at school. My testosterone kicks in and I do retarded shit.
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    • When I was 7 this girl kept trying to show me she was wearing shorts under her skirt, I wish she'd try that when I was 14
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    • As a 14 yr old I do not agree with this statement, cooties is a real issue and I ain't catchin any
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    • I got seated next to a girl when I was in 9th grade, and now she's one of the best friends I've ever had
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    • Bruh, I’m a senior and my teacher sat me next to this giggly Asian chick. She’s lucky she’s hot. And kind of cool
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    • CallMeCarson has a massive cock
      Jeebur 17 aug
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    • I was horny asf in pre-k
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    • Nah, switch the two, at 7 I didn’t know about anxiety and hormones
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    • But the girl is way out of your league and won't even acknowledge you
      HateMe 17 aug
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    • Next a girl
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    • Me when the teacher makes me sit next to a girl
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    • At 7 it’s cootie. At 14 it’s COOCHIE
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    • 20 year old me when you realize one of your college classes is nothing but girls and your the only guy. Yeah it's an experience
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    • When I was in high school a teacher would help me. Bet when she lens on my dest I could see her boobs
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    • Cooties at 7: ewwwwww! Cooties at 14: these are kinda nice :3 Cooties at 20: i want them all over my dick
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    • 14 year old me being seated next to a girl, but she's a popular girl who just makes fun of you: @the first pic
      X_To_Doubt a month
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    • Less focus on cooties more focus on coochies
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    • Some kids can have it all. Some have none. I envy you if you realized you could be shameless at a young age and have no consequence. It's too late for the rest of us.
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    • My fuckin social anxiety wont allow me to even look at the girl next to me :(
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    • HybridD 18 aug
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    • When I was seated next to girls in high school they wouldn’t even talk to me unless they wanted to copy my answers . It’s really funny how people will pretend that they care about you when they need something
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    • My school had a whole schedule change and my crush ended up changing classes and she ended up in my class and got an assigned seat next to me. We became friends and talked all hour. We were chemistry together. After two weeks, her classes changed and she didn’t have the class w me anymore
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    • For my senior year of high school my homeroom teacher sat me alone in the corner. She would tell me to sit back down at my seat if I moved to the next table. My friends ended up moving to my table and we ignored her when she talked to us.
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    • This account is 5 days old
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    • Biggest respect is when a girl sits next to u
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    • The cooties turn into coochie
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    • I still remember I got moved in 5th grade next some quiet girl because me and my friends were fucking around too much, we ended up doing some stupid shit and were more disruptive
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    • Man at 14 we all new that the guys can give girls cuties if you catch me drip 😎👌
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    • Bro when it happens you think you smell like shot no matter how much you don’t
      jajaisjjs 17 aug
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    • And then she says “eww”
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    • Y’all remember acting like you don’t want to sit next to the girl in front of your homies
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    • CallMeCarson has a MASSIVE cock
      Jeebur 17 aug
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    • I don’t like sitting next to anyone
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    • I used to piss my teachers off in elementary school cause I was friends with the guys, I was the only girl who liked bugs and Star Wars so they would make me sit between two girls.
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    • Teenage me when teacher seats me near someone I dont know: mayday mayday wee woo wee woo
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    • I didn't care where I sit, as long as I'm with a friend or someone I don't like.
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    • When she likes Jojo
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    • I always got unlucky and got put next to the dumb kids in the back corner
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    • Feel the exact opposite. Sophomore year in hs and my LA teacher sat me right next to my ex. “Fun times” were made.
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    • No I still hated sitting by anyone
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    • Getting cooties to getting coochie
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    • I'm 15 and still don't like sitting next to girls because I know I'll say some dumb shit
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    • Hey, anyone see that post where that one dad worked for NASA?
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    • Idk bruh when I was 14 I sat next a group of girls that kept teasing me and back then I was nervous as shizzz and just didn’t know how to react. It was stressful y’all
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    • that first one was still me. i preferred sitting with my friends and joking around
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    • Im actually still dating a girl I got sat next to in 9th grade.
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    • Idk man, that's kinda straight
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    • When im sat down next to a girl i get nervous because they judge you more
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    • I'm the girl no guy wanted to sit next to
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    • What if we all like girls now because they infected us all with cooties.
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    • One semester I sat next to a dumb bitch and she always copied off my homework and kept asking me questions because she was playing on her phone.
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    • Hey what’s that meme with some alien music and a black guy
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    • How do we go from eww she has cooties to trying to fuck every decent looking girl in sight?
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    • i hate sitting next to ppl loneliness is the best
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    • Imagine being 14
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    • it’s sad their dad didn’t work at NASA
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    • 19 year old me when I walk into a lecture hall and sit within 3 rows of a group of girls who I don’t even know since college is a lonely wasteland of social purgatory: :’)
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    • Cooties to coochie
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    • 17 year old me = 7 year old me i just wanna sit with the homies
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    • Nah it’s always the 7yr old reaction
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    • When your rocket scientist dad can’t replace the motherboard on your Xbox lmaooo😂😂
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    • 8th grade degenerate
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    • Nope even through middle school and high school I hated sitting next to girls I would never talk in group projects because I was the most beta male ever. Didn’t have a girlfriend until 22
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    • Ha ha yeah I remember getting arrested for drug possession in middle school
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    • I sat next to the hottest chick ever in 7th grade. When i showing my wife my 7th grade crush through the yearbook i was shocked she looked so awkward and fugly. Wtf was i thinking at 12???
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    • I'm gonna fuck around call her cutie and act like it's nothing
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    • Not really
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    • I remember my teacher moved me from my group because I wouldn’t stop talking and then placed me with the group of hot girls gosh man I had the most uncomfortable boner ever
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    • I wanted sex slaves when I was 8...
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    • When I was seven I was happy to sit one desk behind an attractive girl. I still think the same way.
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    • 8 yo me: picking my boogers. 16 yo me: being allowed to drive a metal death machine if I so chose it to be.
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    • Real talk tho 7yo me would have been thrilled to sit next to a girl, I was ready to receive
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    • Cooties are stored on the boobs
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    • Yes, but in reverse.
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    • At 7 I was glad to sit next to a girl, it meant I could be near another student without them trying to literally murder me for being a spawn of satan. I went to a fucked up school full of fucked up people and after 3 elementary schools I was glad to head to middle school away from them
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    • I remember back in 6th grade the thiccest girl in the class was sat right in front of me
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    • *bθner when it sees literally any girl ever when I was 14
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