• You found this in a church basement
you really think ima steal money
from a church while the lord is
watching? because that's exactly
what im gonna do
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    • I may be a Christian and very strong in my faith. But there is no reason whatsoever for a church to have that much money, all in hundreds, just chilling in the basement. So yeah, I’m taking as much as I can.
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    • If a church has that much money they are doing something illegal so who cares right lol
      ktv0509 22 jul
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    • Steals money to donate again
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    • It’s obviously drug money. The blood of Christ? Heroin.
      Pyroxx 22 jul
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    • I wouldn't have found it if not for divine province, it's all mine as far as i'm concerned.
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    • If a church has that much in hard cash it's a pretty safe bet that it's a corrupt church based on profits or just a straight up front for the russian mafia. Take it
      Bezak 22 jul
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    • The classic," God put me here with this big ol backpack for a reason. Amen."
      hsalF 22 jul
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    • Eternal damnation is a small price to pay for sick ass gaming set up
      OGJon 22 jul
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    • Honestly they wouldn’t notice if one or two bills were gone. Maybe ten. Maybe 100. Might get carried away
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    • I would steal that
      Namatame 22 jul
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    • If that's in a church, something wrong is already taking place. Help them by lifting that sin off their shoulders and straight into your pockets
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    • God may judge me, but his sins outnumber my mine.
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    • Take the money, my only question is why am i in a church in the first place? I haven't shot any up
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    • I wouldn’t have been in a church in the first place
      somuel 22 jul
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    • No way a normal church has that much cash. That shit is a front for something.
      Danger5 22 jul
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    • Take it and give it to the to thoses who need it. Like the church needs money my ass.
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    • Tbh if that were me I’d think god wanted me to have it lol
      BlameGame 22 jul
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    • Take as much as my pockets can fill so 5-6 stacks and leave
      Osallo 22 jul
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    • Da lord meant for me to find it so yeh I’m gonna keep it
      un__Funny 22 jul
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    • A chick once drove us up to a church and wanted to bang one out and I refused because god doesn’t wanna see me preform a spray and pray.
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    • I’ll praise the lord for buying me a new car
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    • Become a viking and take the money and other things
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    • Nothing cause I would never find it, why would I be in a church basement?
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    • It’s in a church and I’m the one that found it laying there, so my conclusion is that the lord left that money for ME
      fgjjhddb 22 jul
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    • Churches should be taxed
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    • Imma say a prayer of thanks and grab as much as I can
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    • Probably a sham church if they are keeping that much
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    • It’s obviously a sign from god that he exists, why else would he have also put those children in my basement?
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    • What are they gonna do with it? Religion is tax exempt
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    • It’s not like they don’t basically steal money. Went to church once and I got guilt tripped for like 20 minutes in the middle of church with 60 people because I didn’t give them 10% of my monthly salary. Bitch, I don’t even believe in god or in giving random ass people my money.
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    • Hella sketchy so I would take it and give it to my church. We're doing a food run and raising money for leprosy.
      Saladaz 22 jul
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    • The lord guided me there for a reason, never look a gift horse in the mouth.
      L3465 22 jul
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    • I wouldnt take a dime... just record it
      Spots 23 jul
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    • Skin color checks out
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    • Ill just take it like no one gonna stop me. god is fake lol
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    • People will sell drugs and kiIl people then act like they care about religion and morals
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    • Church money that looks like tainted money.
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    • i would take them in funny way while filming a meme so no one is gonna get the fact imbtaking them unironically.
      Score 22 jul
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    • Take some
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    • Time to commit a heist
      Trwump 22 jul
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    • Everyone makes mistakes...sorry jesus
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    • It’s a sign from the divine and who am I to decline
      TomatoBV 23 jul
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    • Gotta steal it before the cops come & steal it
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    • Money in some building? Yes, I'll take it
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    • I would put as mutch as i can into a trash bag then walk out if anyone tries to stop me i would say im taking the tdash out. I the would keep 75% of what i took to help me and my family the rest to the homeless.
      J9_47 22 jul
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    • I haven’t seen a church basement before so I’ll take all that money.
      YourGuyCy 22 jul
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    • Of course he would steal. 13%
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    • I guess there just no rest for the wicked with all those righteous dollar bills ... ;)
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    • Take 2 cause that’s still a lot and you most likely won’t get caught
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    • You boutta catch that smite muh
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    • Nope!
      JaxsonW 23 jul
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    • Lord Knows I’d Steal
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    • It's in a church. That's pe.do sex trafficking money. If you like your anus don't take any or they'll come for you.
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    • Disgusting
      Lore 22 jul
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    • When I was a kid (10yr) I took $30 from basket shit and errrbody thought I put money in.
      Jasian69 22 jul
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    • I mean that’s just proof that they hoard all the cash bec there’s no way in hell they got all that from donations so...
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    • Hey, all they need to keep is faith right? Plus the Bible says to be charitable. They can share a couple Gs.
      Revan501 22 jul
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    • If I found it its because god wanted me to find it, so imma take it
      FuriousMe 22 jul
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    • Free real estate for atheist like me
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    • Dont steal it. The preacher needs his private jet.
      Doosh 22 jul
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    • I'm confident that God already doesn't like me so why not
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    • blue_too 22 jul
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    • Im agnostic, so id take the money and thank whatever the fuck magic person is in the sky
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    • I’m fine with stealing from the church but the mafia will torture me to death if I steal from their front.
      lwpack 25 jul
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    • Pull a John Wick and burn it
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    • Why not take the money? The church took it from idiots, turnabout is fair play.
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    • I would be wayyy more likely to steal 20 or 50 dollars than a million 😂
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    • Some will be tithe.
      FlRE 23 jul
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    • Gonna give 10% of it to the church.
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    • I’d take 1 stack and then carry on with my day. That’s minimal ration so it’s not like i’m causing damage and i’m still not dropping my morality any lower
      De_gato 23 jul
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    • God blessed me, clearly. It is a reward for thinking for myself and not counting on an imaginary friend to make things happen in my life.
      Zakybear 23 jul
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    • steal as much as i can carry, that $ would be there from a pe dough ring or selling drugs
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    • first sunday
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    • ChampionOfMedusa AdeptaSororitas bring the priest down, scream PRAISE BE TO SLAANESH, punch him in the face and run off with the money
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    • Bruh people steal AC condensers from churches for the copper scrap. Hell they're burning down churches right now for shits and giggles.
      Zenith12 22 jul
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    • The lord led me to it so......
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    • MrPhilmor 22 jul
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    • Haha, degenerate.
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    • Benadryl 22 jul
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    • Umm I dont think churches should have that much money lying around, imma steal it and turn it in
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    • What am I doing in my churches basement In the first place? I’d assume I’m already tied up so I wouldn’t do anything
      AiDS 22 jul
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    • Whenever in doubt, remember: His sins outweigh your own
      GoatHerd 22 jul
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    • God doesn't need material things
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    • God doesn’t need money, I’d take every cent
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    • Write down an IOU. Make sure they keep it. Because that IOU would be a big one
      funnyjzjx 22 jul
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    • Steal the money and give it back to the church then steal it again and donate it
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    • Give it to a better church
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    • I may be a pagen but id leave it be unless it's an old abondon church
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    • Im not christian sooooo
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    • I’m atheist...so...
      Saw_Yer 22 jul
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    • Remember, God's sins outnumber your own
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    • Churches shouldn’t take offering, change my mind
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    • Tbh churches are struggling rn, tons of them are closing so I doubt you’d find a pile like that anyways. They’dve checked for big piles of money
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    • If he even exists... he doesn't give a shit.
      TheCheat 22 jul
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    • Fuck the church
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    • well there's no logical way that money is there legally, sooooooo it can be I'm my basement illegally too
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    • If god was real he wouldn’t allow so much senseless violence he wouldn’t take good people away from their families if god does exist he is an evil bastard
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