• My dad: stubs his toe
7 year old me:
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    • Alll the nono words
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    • What are bad words?
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    • My dad dropped a can on his toe and that’s the first time I ever heard the word fuck
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    • featured with zero likes. i wish i was joking
      mmansahs 23 jul
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    • Vocabulary speedrun
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    • Me: stubs toe, *inhales* sings uncle fucka from the south park movie
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    • Unlimited power
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    • Why are bad words bad? Who got to decide?
      MOZZ_BOI 23 jul
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    • That rule was made for Lewis black
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    • Which emotion controls the horny
      blake9 26 jul
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    • If I bite my tongue then awwww fuck nah
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    • Ok but what if they made it to where a new emotion appeared after puberty. Lust.
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    • Curse..word?
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    • *dolphin noises intensify*
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    • Me after not parrying a raider top heavy
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    • Now that's a humorous meme
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    • "Oh nice my dad stubbed his toe, I can say a curse word now!" what was this retard thinking
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    • I too swear profusely when my dad stubs his toe
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    • They said access to the entire curse word library so in conclusion: Riley can say the n word
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    • Ni
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    • So did one of those buttons have the n-word on it
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    • i’ve never seen my parents tub their toe
      dxuckies 24 jul
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    • Yep
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    • I'd have given Riley the work.
      meatstaff 23 jul
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    • Watermark?
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    • Riley then proceeds to try on the n word for size
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    • nig-
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    • I thought there was only seven
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    • Ni-
      Lenbo 23 jul
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    • I once stubbed my toe with an ingrown toenail, just gonna...leave the rest to your imagination
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    • Who can name the most swear words lmao
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    • When I was that age, my friends and I started learning and sharing all of the curse words we knew. We ended up getting in trouble for it and the teacher at school told us that ‘bathroom words belong in the bathroom’. So what did we do? Met up in the bathroom everyday to share all a words.
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    • Why would you curse when it was your dad that stubbed his toe?
      DJdog120 23 jul
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    • My inner raving lunatics can't find the curse library, and they never will
      TSD1 23 jul
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    • Ironically this is canon
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    • so do i! here lemme press one now! 👉N-
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    • She gonna say the n word!
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    • Gotta wonder if one of the words in Riley's library there was the N-word.
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    • Me after my dad loses his 10mm socket
      AnarchyG 23 jul
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    • God I'd violently Pound the girl from Inside out's pussy in so tight that when I cum the pressure from it will breach the brain people and drown them but I'll only do it when she's 18 and Consents
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    • After i scream motherfucker and my dad goes “yes?”
      Vices 23 jul
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    • Not that one word
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    • Me at 7: My sister:”This snow is stupid!” Me: :o “you said a bad word” “no I didn’t” “ya u said the s word” “stupid?” “IM TELLING MOMMY”
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    • Naw fam, no swearing till ur at least in ur teens.
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    • Including the n word?
      Robberu 23 jul
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    • I stubbed my toe three times today and was very upset
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    • What does this make sense
      Smallpp3 23 jul
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    • I always hit it with the "ooooooo you saucy bastard" and hobble away with oos and ahhs of pain
      LitAsDuck 23 jul
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    • I crushed my pinky toe the other day by stupidly hop scooting my chair forward while bare foot. I definitely swore more in those two minutes of agony than the rest of July.
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    • My dad cusses at anything at this point. He will say a ton of shit whe. there is a minor inconvenience lioe his phone is dying
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    • This shit is so 2015, and not funny
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    • Stubbed my toe with an ingrown toenail on/in it, What followed would have even sailors embarrassed to repeat
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    • When I first discovered the legendary scene of South Park's "Saying Fuck in Class" back in the early days of YouTube... my life was changed forever.
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    • Me after getting one shot through six walls and a piece of concrete in r6
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    • While we where on vacation in the beach house we rented it had metal chairs. So one time I forgot to push in the chair and in the middle of the night I get woken up by my dad yelling “ who put this FUCKING CHAIR here”
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    • There’s a watermark
      CoolKD21 23 jul
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    • No no dont touch me there. that is my no no square.
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    • MADE WITH MEMATIC
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    • Your emotions watch you have sex.
      Sigh_ 23 jul
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    • Why would your dad just say "stubs his toe" snd how tf do you say an image?
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    • I have no idea why but this made me laugh a lot
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    • NO! Don't press the button with the N symbol on it!
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    • I ended up saying certain words in my Dad’s accent because that’s what I always hear them in
      Fritzor 23 jul
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    • My dad literally falls to the floor when he stubbs his toe
      IMBNZ 23 jul
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    • Me when I can't master cock bending.
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