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I've got 99 problems and basically all
of them could be solved by a salary
increase
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    • “Money can’t buy happiness” but it can stop the stress of financial problems
      GryffinTG 28 jul
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    • There’s not a problem I have rn that would not be solved by me earning more money.
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    • I honestly feel so blessed, right out of college I am being placed in a job as a research chemist that pays $75k. I’m so excited
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    • "lol just work harder" as if anybody cares how hard you work 😂
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    • Lol all these people saying work harder and get promoted like they got a job or even know how this shit work
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    • Ok. The first time I glanced at this... I thought it said slavery increase. I was like WTF?
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    • Speaking of which I just got accepted to my career! I start on August 7th :) been a hell of a ride getting there.
      Grada 28 jul
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    • Unfortunately...The more I make. The more I spend!
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    • Everyone talking about trade jobs just please stop. Not everyone wants to work with plumbing or shit like that. I know people who worked in construction for years and regret it. One guy missed his daughters first steps and words cause he was working non-stop, cause he can't miss a day or he won't-
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    • "Money can't buy happiness" sounds like the words of someone that doesnt want me to have money or be happy.
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    • Don’t get me wrong, more money solves a lot of issues, but I find it’s been all to easy to live to the limits of what I make, no matter how much it is. Good financial sense is important. It’s easy to make more money, it’s hard to hold onto it.
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    • Until you take the raise and use it to buy new shit or afford new items and increase your debt and your back to skimping by and living paycheck to paycheck saying yet again, if only I had more money. Live within your means and save for your dreams.
      wspyder 28 jul
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    • no, it won't.. because you'll get your salary increase, and increase your spending.
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    • My work sent us an email of how happy they were to be able to give us a 25 cent an hour increase. I just couldn’t stop laughing when I was reading it and they were patting themselves on the back for giving me $4 extra throughout the day.
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    • Currently I’m in a position where money could solve a shit ton of my problems. I need healthier food to eat, I want a hair transplant because honestly my confidence is shot, I need a new laptop to actually do work (I’m a software developer), half of my underwear is ripped and I can’t buy more yet
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    • I use to think a salary was a type of salad when I was like 4
      KyKy 28 jul
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    • money cant buy happiness blah blah, imma live happy alone and rich if i get the chance
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    • More money, less problems
      LargeMac 28 jul
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    • More money really does introduce more problems.
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    • zerosober 28 jul
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    • No one wants trade jobs you fucks. Plumbing? No thanks. I want to own businesses dog. I’d rather start lower with a bigger upside than just averagely above average.
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    • Not saying it solves all the problems but learn how to be financially disciplined and create a financial plan. There are so many including those that make six figures who live above their means and fall into a debt cycle they cannot climb out of.
      GLoomis 28 jul
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    • And people say money can’t buy happiness
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    • People who flip burgers: just work harder
      DrQuanta 28 jul
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    • Probably not 😎
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    • A study showed that making 100k a year is the optimal amount to make to be happy. Any more an I guess it's sad? Idk I'm broke af an I'm happy. Poor is a state of mind people.
      King_kreb 29 jul
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    • Cool. Go get a better job.
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    • Work harder they say, you don't have to tell me that, my managers make sure we have enough fuckin work and to top it all off they make us keep track of what was done throughout the day. Then they complain as to why shit doesn't get done. And cant get promoted unless someone leaves and
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    • You’re gonna be complaining more when they raise the wage too high and they have to lay off some people.
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    • I HAD 99 DONUTS BUT A BXTCH ATE ONE
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    • Or a tax break
      hownd2100 28 jul
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    • Slavery increase you say?
      fuma 31 jul
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    • Just do what liberals and blacks do, take other people's money and screech about inequality.
      ECHO5ECHO 28 jul
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    • Not aids c;
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    • If y’all need some extra money and have a car I highly recommend doing doordash. It’s super easy and kinda fun and u make a ton of money. My first day I worked three hours and made 100$
      yuhmutha 28 jul
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    • *makes a moderately reasonable complaint* iFunny users: "well you must be in this one neatly defined situation where it's clearly your fault for not doing well!"
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    • Thought it said slavery increase lol
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    • Everyone wants more money and in a perfect world it would work but if we increase the pay for the whole nation inflation will happen and that dollar is now equivalent to a penny. No I'm not disregarding that some people are unfairly paid or other abuse financially, just stating fact.
      gub_achug 31 jul
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    • 99 red balloons are my 99 problems
      Slank 30 jul
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    • I have 99 problems and all of them can be solved with one bullet
      Evan4561 29 jul
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    • Life will never run out of problems for you. Right now i definitely feel this post but I know once I hit gap my financial needs there will be something else.
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    • If we give everyone a salary increase all that happens is everything gets more expensive so our money is worth just as much as it was before, to be able to boost the economy you need to somehow be able to boost the efficiency in which you gain resources. Do that and the price of everything will (P1)
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    • The human condition will create new problems as soon as another is solved. When money is no longer a problem your brain will create an equal or greater problem to get in your way.
      Kraer 28 jul
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    • Y'all just won't take any responsibility, huh? It's simple, get a better job, make yourself more employable, or lower your cost of living.
      Auridus 28 jul
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    • No you dont understand ceos need there millions a day pay
      ObamasSon 28 jul
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    • Just fuck some people over. That seems to be a great way to make money
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    • I’ve got 1 problem and it’s a beating heart
      BirdHub 28 jul
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    • Or by spending ur money wisely
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    • Get another job lol
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    • Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens
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    • I make like 1k+ a week and I'm happy so yeah
      BMW528 28 jul
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    • These the typa people to be on food stamps but buy $350 Jordan’s
      YeeHaww 28 jul
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    • Or less taxes but people won't the government to blow their money
      noleta 28 jul
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    • Or by not wasting money
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    • I’m an electrician helper and get paid $10/hr I feel underpaid but is anyone here an expert? I do the exact same stuff as an actual electrician just without the license or pay
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    • I cant believe all the people agreeing with this. You all damn well know that it wouldnt solve all your problems. Ever think that maybe your attitude needs improvement? You must be making enough money to be happy if you are posting this on social media...
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    • Earn a pay raise, or get a new job
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    • Then ask for one
      Mystdrago 28 jul
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    • Awww boohoo
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    • I don’t care what any of you say, if you got a shitty job then get a better one. And don’t no call no show, put your two weeks in and head out on a good note. Y’all can’t get better jobs cuz you’re garbage.
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    • Then get a better job or stop living above your income
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    • Then get a better paying job
      J1N1 28 jul
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    • get a better job or sumn dude
      Shutfuck 28 jul
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    • Honestly raising the minimum wage would fuck us up
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    • Complaining about being poor is trashy. Get a job
      moxymomo 28 jul
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    • Stop. Spending. ??
      BeeTayy 28 jul
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    • Ask for a pay increase or get a different job
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    • That means your bad with money
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    • Just try and find a better job lmao
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    • Find a better job then
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    • Hmm maybe change jobs? Ask for a raise/promotion or what you need to do to get one? Work harder? Instead of bitching about it do something about it..
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    • Stop yer bitchin and sell yer dirty panties
      PigDaddy 28 jul
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    • I literally just got a job with zero experience and no degree. Starting pay is $30/hr.
      pdogg911 28 jul
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    • Bunch of cry babies that want to be handed a job without having to work hard are on today I see
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    • That would just make everything cost more. Just get a better job, get a promotion, go into a trade. You got this champ
      ice_ice88 28 jul
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    • Mo money mo problems Stanley.
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    • Giving you more money isn't going to fix anything
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    • Well work you couch filth
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    • Its not a salary if you work hourly.
      Gabusan 27 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • Then work hard and get a promotion
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    • Get a better job
      PuppyPage 28 jul
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    • I love how all these people complain about not making enough. Welcome to monopoly bitch, your lack of s*ills knocked you out first.
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    • #1 Get a better job. #2 Work harder #3 Less time on ifunny writing shit posts is a start?
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    • But the fact that you have problems that need to be solved with more money means that it’s likely to be a problem again
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    • Literally every problem I currently have could be solved by money
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    • Read a book, rich dad poor dad, random walk down walstreet, everyday millionaires, millionaire next door, total money makeover
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    • Work harder
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    • Than do the work to get it
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    • get a better job
      Flat 31 jul
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    • bUT mCDoNaLd's SaY wE cAn AlL LiVe On 7.50
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    • I think that’s when you pursue a higher paying job😂 I’m sorry but like tf
      EpecFryes 31 jul
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    • Besides that I have a job
      Victarr 31 jul
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    • Actually spending habits will fix your financial problems
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    • A person broke at 30k will be broke at 80k
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    • ...Or in a 95 percent of cases....better budgeting
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    • Bet they wouldn't
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    • Every problem I have could be solved by the lockdowns being lifted
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    • Just get another job
      KidCringe 31 jul
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