• *stabs your gums*
Dentist: "you're bleeding because you
don't floss"
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    • I’m testing this theory. I’ve been flossing for the past 2 months and brushing regularly. I have a dentist appt soon
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    • How weird is it that you pay people to put their hands in your mouth.
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    • You don’t want your gums to turn out like this right?
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    • Hey guys wish me luck I’m going in tomorrow to get the wisdom teeth pulled, safe to say afterwards I’ll be none the wiser
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    • See you dumb fucks wouldn't understand. Your gums are inflamed because you don't floss. They are sensitive, and when you explore or clean your teeth they'll bleed, Because you don't floss. The dude who made this is one dumb fuck, skank who don't have any hygiene at all.
      ZeroHedge 22 jun
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    • I floss and my teeth still bleed. They just bleed somewhat less. So yes, dentists are full of shit. Plot twist: stabbing you makes you bleed.
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    • As a dental student I both love and hate this joke
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    • Imagine not having a 300 ad Roman coin.
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    • FUCK my dentist appointment is tomorrow!
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    • I dare you to stab me
      Boat_Man 22 jun
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    • Fuck them
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    • Use lube when you floss
      AnOscar 22 jun
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    • *stabs gums* try not to move sweety! YOU JUST STABBED ME MF!
      Kkbnae 22 jun
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    • I have always wanted to work in the medical field in the hopes of someday a dentist needs a shot or blood drawn, surgery etc so I can say it’s because you don’t floss enough when they start to bleed
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    • Okay, so, I brushed my gums every single day, or at least whenever I brushed my teeth, which was often. But the last time I went to the dentist, she said I had gingivitis. Wtf.
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    • I told this lady on her first week that she was doing a great job because she wasn't cutting my gums up at all.. 5 minutes later my mouth was bleeding so much from her cuts that they had to swap out 3 rags...
      JoKeQr 22 jun
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    • Get outta here with your gingevitis having ass
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    • Man I should really start flossing. I really hate doing it only because my teeth are super close together and it usually just snaps in between my teeth and it’s super painful
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    • I regularly brush my teeth twice a day. I had a dentist appointment a few days ago and they said the same shit and I’m pretty sure the last time they did that they chipped one of my teeth with their hook ass thingy
      L0n3w01f 22 jun
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    • I did everything my dentist said to do for 6 months the next time I saw him he told me the same shit
      Kyle1 25 jun
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    • Waiting for dentist squad where you at?
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    • When I used to have braces last head they put the glue for one of my braces brackets all fucked up and now every time I go they day " You HAVE to brush your teeth, you have plack eVeRyWhErE" When i brush my teeth morning and night. Also we had to change orthodontists because my first dentist...
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    • Nigweld 22 jun
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    • When you start coughing up blood. Dentist: so hows your day
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    • Hi
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    • Who is this kid?
      CodeFuzzy 22 jun
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    • Maybe you should floss
      ariho 22 jun
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    • I remember when the motherfucker his cleaning tool on my back teeth and cut across the inside of my cheek, bastard just smiled and was like “oops”
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      GuitarBending 22 jun
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    • Bruh I thought it said "stabs your arms*
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    • Stop with the hentia like actually
      tbxoxnxe 22 jun
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    • What is this, 2012?
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    • Just floss, it isn’t that hard and it seriously improves gum health.
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    • I floss my teeth everyday but when the hygienists do it, they floss SUPER hard and it makes me bleed
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    • Floss and maybe you won't bleed
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    • My fellow healthcare professionals say hey!!!
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    • Siggy32 22 jun
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    • Why y’all gotta do this when I got a dentist appointment in an hour
      GG_BJQ 22 jun
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    • Can i ask why the hell i have to wear a mask to go to the dentist??? They gotta take it off to get to my mouth sooooo, whats the problem??
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    • At first I thought it say stab gun
      zku1 22 jun
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      Krystal 22 jun
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    • Golly if only there were a way to like... have that not happen.
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    • Vons 22 jun
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    • I did
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    • i mean u pay a person to clean ur teeth and to put ur hands inside ur mouth cause ur so bad at it
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    • Truth
      oldman81 25 jun
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    • How do I find his pic
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    • when you floss regularly your gums build a tolerance to the same amount of pressure and sheer stabbing that the dentist applies to them
      WhoresMad 25 jun
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    • I flossed everyday for two months and he still told me I needed to floss more, like wtf.
      SirB 25 jun
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    • I dont have dental insurance and I haven't gone in like 2 years
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    • Plaque builds up and sticks to your gums so it hurts when the dentist rips it away. That's often what hurts and why it bleeds
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    • I was literally bleeding so much that the wipe that I had was all red and the dentist kept stabbing me and I could feel my gums ripping and when she said “u need to floss more” I legit started laughing and she’s like “you need to take this seriously “
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    • Absolutely fucking knows he’s inflicting pain, but still asks; “does this hurt?” & the back of your throat has enough saliva for an Olympic swimming pool, but the assistant with the mini suction straw might as well have Down syndrome coz she worthless at what she does & just sits there like a tool.
      renp 24 jun
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    • Well it’s true you nasty ass
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    • I floss every day and my gums dont bleed when i go
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    • Omg guys, I'm going to try to floss and brush regularly. Wish me luck
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    • I thought flossing hadn't been proven effective
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    • My gums don’t bleed and I floss
      tizy 24 jun
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    • Because your gums are irritated from the plaque and tartar buildup. The guns bleed when poked because they’re already irritated. If you brush and floss regularly your gums won’t have plaque and tartar irritating it so no bleeding
      Shanecm13 24 jun
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    • If you floss regularly you don’t bleed, if you had good hygiene you’d know.
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    • I’m in the dentist while looking at this.
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    • I haven’t been to the dentist in a few years and I have 3 cavities. So should I go?
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    • My dentist tells me i bleed because of smoking
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    • I once got stabbed by a mugger and when I started bleeding everywhere he told me I needed to floss more
      whybother 24 jun
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    • I can relate
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    • This was a meme before they were called memes
      gay_dood 24 jun
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    • It’s actually true, your gums get inflamed when you don’t floss thus making the area bleed when irritated
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    • “Your gums are bleeding” then stop poking at them with the pick
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    • I got stabbed today that's how I met your mother
      DJWOLF22 24 jun
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    • They stab your gum to see how deep it goes, if its deep and they're swelled, you might have gingivitis from not flossing enough
      trapman_ 24 jun
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    • Actually have an appointment to get my braces next week wish me luck you guys
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    • Its bc the dentist scra pes plaque off your gums bc you dont floss the plaque away
      ETCBeyond 24 jun
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    • The smallest flick of an instrument near your gums will make them bleed if you dont brush AND floss. There are cases where people who do that still have bleeding gums but its not common and the only time I've seen it is if they are pregnant or on blood thinners.
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    • I had a dentist slip while drilling once and break a good tooth in half shit sucked
      Waya1701 24 jun
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    • I remember the dentist had to pull out 4 of my teeth for my braces and on the last 2 I could feel everything because the medication wore off and I just lay there in torture as he yanked it out
      bigdicka 24 jun
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    • This is super true
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    • They don’t stab your gums. Your gums get swollen and infected when you aren’t flossing so even the slightest touch will cause them to bleed
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    • You can jab my gums with a knife and I won’t bleed
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    • You guys are dumb, all dumb. Floss. It ain’t hard, just floss.
      Genscora 23 jun
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    • I literally cannot floss. I have braces and whenever I do it feels like someone's pulling my teeth apart with fucking pliers
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    • It actually is tho. I started flossing, and my gums bled the first couple times I flossed, but they haven’t bled since, even at dentists
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    • The doctor after he’s done
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    • fuck, this old as fuck
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    • I fricken hate that though, dude you know you just drilled my gums
      Human177 23 jun
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    • How much does you dentist regural visit cost? And if they do something how much is it?
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    • Flossing prevents bleeding gum your ass just doesn’t floss
      _Hoopla_ 23 jun
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    • I’ve flossed everyday for over 2 years this is bullshit
      baylorh2o 23 jun
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    • Dentist literally scratched my front tooth and while it's not visible I cam still fucking feel the engraving piece of shit
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    • I had a friend who complained that her dentist literally made her bleed and whatnot and she claims that it gave her PTSD of the dentists. I can literally see the yellow on her teeth constantly. Nobody to blame but yaself.
      Glitching 23 jun
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    • Shmackolds
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    • Lol that’s really mmmmmmm
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