• handjobs are so dumb. like bitch
u really think you can beat my
dick better than me
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    • A hand job’s a man’s job. Your job’s a blowjob.
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    • Any girl who think she can suck my dick better than me must be fucking insane
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    • My left nut says all these bj comments are still thirsty little virgins....who have never had their dick touched by a woman.
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    • Having your dick touched by a women is far better than touching your own dick, and ya if the girl knows what she’s doing, than yes she’ll be better than you
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    • That’s why it’s called MASTERbaiting
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    • I feel like it’s kinda similar to tickling. You can’t really tickle yourself because you know exactly what you’re doing. Your brain knows that hand movements before you do them so you prepare. If you masturbate then yeah you’ll finish because of the stimulation, but it’ll be less expected
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    • Unless she can suck your dick to the point where it sounds like Chuck E. Cheese ticket dispenser then yeah
      qbpd 15 jan
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    • You think you can finger me better than me
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    • All I want is a guy to hold my hands :(
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    • Anyone touching you is better than you
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    • Fingering me is so dumb, bitch you think you can please me better then I can myself 😂
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    • Any girl who thinks she can crush my cock with a rock better than me is fucking stupid
      Yoda_Lego 15 jan
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    • Same with fingering
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    • I just beat my meat first and then watch her struggle to make me cum. I’m the champ bitch
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    • Lol your ass lucky if we even touch your dick
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    • God I hate giving handjobs cuz I’m so insecure I can tell that it’s just nothing special like ugh just fuck me
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    • This > Cardi b
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    • ok, but for future use, I need tips on how to do it the right way. like, tell me exactly how i can give a handjob better than you
      bitterflu 16 jan
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    • Yeah but it’s like tickling yourself, when you do it, it’s bland and mundane but when someone else does it your body reacts differently and the feeling is so much more pleasurable than doing it yourself
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    • i 100% beat my husbands dick better than he does. he even confirmed that he doesn’t enjoy doing it himself anymore, cause i do it better
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    • She doesn’t have to do anything to you then. Since you can beat your own dick
      emika 15 jan
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    • Bruh hand jobs are fire as shit, what the fuck are u talking about
      Saioren 16 jan
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    • Ok niggas, just cuz I can cook a 5 star meal doesn’t mean ima be cookin all my meals
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    • That's fair actually. They're not really entertaining at all
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    • Yes yes I can. You dare to QUESTION ME????
      MrsHorror 16 jan
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    • I hate giving hand jobs. If you’re giving a handjob you are just being too lazy to give a blowjob
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    • I’m glad features are back to being funny after like 2 years
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    • No no he’s got a point I can cum faster jerking myself of then someone else but it does feel better when it’s not you
      shsvsvddv 16 jan
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    • But a women's hand is better
      SirLight 16 jan
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    • Unpopular opinion: handjobs aren't about pleasure its about intimacy and a girl touching your cock while making out with you
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    • That’s why you gotta beat her dick off back
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    • Yes, I do.
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    • My guy likes it when I give him blow jobs and handjobs but I notice he likes my hand jobs better. Didn’t dudes sit on their hand to make it go numb/tingly before they wanked off when they were younger? To feel like someone else is doing it?
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    • Imma be honest, not a fan of bjs, I had one and it wasn’t as great as it’s portrayed, well unless you get someone who knows how to do it but for my experience it was meh
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    • Okay if there are any married man I have a question: did your wife improve on handjobs over time ? And for bjs as well?
      Chaz 15 jan
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    • All these dudes acting like they've had one
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    • Ha, my profile has NOODS that can help
      cdub64 15 jan
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    • Getting a handjob/fingered is different from masturbation. At times can be exciting and you never really know if they're gonna get the right spot, how long either of you will last, or if they're gonna pound your crotch like there's no tomorrow.
      Des_Prat3 17 jan
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    • Yes
      asaka 16 jan
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    • Coach her. Being bad at something always comes before being good.
      ChibRock 15 jan
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    • They never can. It feels like a monkey trying to play the trumpet..
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    • Just sit on your hand for a couple minutes
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    • Exactly. Use your feet bitch, I’ve never felt that.
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    • Handjobs suck. Blow jobs are only good if they actually use their tounge and mouth muscles. Ladies dobt just slide your mouth around on the dick. Actually suck it create a vaccum with your mouth and slide and bob. Vagina is meh. Make sure she doesnt use sex toys because the pussy won't be tight if
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    • Well, if it's more of a someone else is doing it makes it feel better type deal? Like sure I can play with my nipples and finger my pussy but it doesn't feel nearly as good compared to when someone else does it to me
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    • Facts👌🏻 #NoHomo
      yoniqqa 18 jan
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    • Nothing better than laying back and having your schlong played with. It always feels better with someone else doing it
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    • it’s the experience that’s important
      xospooki 16 jan
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    • Facts tho
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    • Only liking because he used than be then properly
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    • yes, she can
      chasea01 15 jan
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    • Handjobs from girls do feel better, but I cum quicker doing it myself, kind of a paradox
      bird7 15 jan
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    • They can't.
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    • It’s someone else’s hand and it feels different. I’ve gotten a guy to cum a few times doing that but generally it’s just foreplay to better stuff.
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    • I mean my hands are rough af so my girls soft ass hands feel better to me but to him his own
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    • Women suck iFunny give me top comment
      wowbih 15 jan
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    • A hand job is a mans job. A blow job is a hoes job.
      Bork_Ross 15 jan
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    • Handjob
      PorkSword 15 jan
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    • Feyrez 15 jan
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    • Definetly a Virgin moment
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    • “How about you scratch my back because I can’t reach that.”
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    • But what is middle school for then? Riddle me that 😒
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    • Girls got softer hands. It’s weird
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    • brainless i probably could
      merde 16 jan
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    • getting yo pussy rubbed is so dumb, like bitch thats not the clit - no not there either - actually let me just show you
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    • MyIes 15 jan
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    • I've gotten plenty of blowjobs from men but got one blow job from a woman. Much better. She was much softer about it. Never been sexual with a girl since tho
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    • If thats the case dont rub the clit because none of yall get it right. We can touch it better than yall can.
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    • I cant cum with handjobs
      ElPapa 15 jan
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    • Put your lips on it mami
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    • Deadass
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    • Bro I just want a pretty girl to touch my vagina leave me alone
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    • You underestimate my power
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    • I prefer handjobs over head
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    • And that's where people like me who have a hand fetish come in
      Silvnya 19 jan
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    • It's a different feeling
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    • lmfaooooooo bruh
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    • Handjobs>blowjobs
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    • This tweet was on my birthday!
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    • Ong
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    • Na my bf definitely fingers me better than I do. I try my best for hand jobs but it don’t batter cause I can give a good bj
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    • Handjobs are definitely better than beating your own meat
      23forces 18 jan
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    • FACTS
      GodPika 18 jan
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    • Like when dudes try to rub my clit, lick alright DJ Jazzy Jeff, move out the way I got this
      MamaHanji 18 jan
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    • It's not about being better, it's about being able to keep playing your video games and get off at the same time
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    • It’s a nice gesture
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    • I'm not even GOOD at handjobs and my my bf still asks me to touch his dick, so this is dumb and invalid. Masturbating and sex are completely different feelings.
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    • Hey some girls can surprise you
      iBrandons 18 jan
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    • I mean she does to be fair. The rhythm feels weird but it’s a better finish
      Lizten1 18 jan
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    • That's gau
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    • It's like the one devil joke, challege him to whoever can jack you off better wins. You either win or get the best handjob you've ever had.
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    • kandjobs and fingering is just third person masturbation
      Mrs_Joker 18 jan
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