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How many "chuggas" are you supposed to say before "choo choo"
I've always said two, but now my kid is saying three. However, my kid's preschool teacher says one and it pisses me off that there arent enough chuggas for a choo; how's the train supposed to go anywhere?
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    • the answer is 4 what the hell yall are on drugs
      meatcube 5 sep
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    • CHUGGA chuggachuggachugga CHUGGA chuggachuggachugga CHUGGA chuggachuggachugga CHOO, CHOOOO
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    • The answer is any multiple of 4, my favorite is 8
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    • Eight
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    • It's 4 minimum, but as long as it's a multiple of 2 it can be more
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    • 4 sets of 2, so 8
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    • Bro if you don’t do six or eight there is something seriously fucking wrong with you
      Jakeypoo 6 sep
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    • 12. 3 sets of 4 then “choo choo” slow and dramatic. Idky just how I do it
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    • I said it once and I'll say it again. Its 8. My entire childhood my friends and I would do 8. Along with the arm movements
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    • Am I the only 8?
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    • Fact: A loading screen tip in Borderlands 3 says that the correct number of chugged is 4
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    • Only divisbles of four are allowed...
      Mosscoms 6 sep
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    • Borderlands 3 clearly describes it as 4
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    • Its 8
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    • 6 chuggas, then 2 choos. It's got a rhythm to it
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    • You need at least 8 chuggas my guy
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    • 6, no more, no less
      no_angst 6 sep
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    • chugger is our word you can say chugga
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    • It’s four you uncultured swine.
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    • Four chuggas, two choos. Anything else is wrong
      IFunniV 6 sep
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    • 4 or in some cases 8
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    • 8. Just like saying nanas before Batman
      Kryp7ic 6 sep
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    • CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHOO-CHOOOOO
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    • CHUGGA CHUgga Chugga chugga CHUGGA CHUgga Chugga chugga CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO
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    • I said 4
      Siggy32 6 sep
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    • Everyone knows its two rounds of 4 so it would be 8.
      GLoomis 6 sep
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    • 3 sets of four and then a choochoo, you’ve got to build the anticipation of the choo
      raeco 6 sep
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    • It’s in multiples of 4 and that is the only correct answer. Once you hit your 5th ‘chugga’, you gotta keep going to 8
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    • Multiples of 2
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    • I do 8 chuggas
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    • Two rounds of 4
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    • Eight
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    • I do 8, with the same inflections on each chugga as you do for the "nanas" in the Batman song
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    • 8, no more no less.
      Nabbit 6 sep
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    • I say 4 lmao
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    • 3 sets of 2
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    • It has to be a multiple of two, 8 is the best
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    • I do 3 rounds of 4. So 12 total.
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    • It’s 8 anything else is just wrong
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    • Six
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    • You do one chugga with an emphasis on the chug and then you do one that has no emphasis and then you repeat that process again before saying choo choo
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    • 12 or 2 there is no more there is no less there is no in between
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    • I say 8
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    • Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO!!
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    • I say four
      MLGtbone 6 sep
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    • I do six
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    • CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga
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    • Bruh i do like 20 and then say choo choo to bring up suspense
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    • I do 8 chuggas.
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    • 6 chug gas then a choochoo
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    • I always say four.
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    • Six
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    • 6 chuggas
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    • I thoughg if was 4. Or some even number ABOVE 2. It goes loud chugga, soft chugga, and repeats until CHOOCHOO MUTHUH FUCKUH
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    • any even number
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    • The Choo Choo is the train whistle and therefore has nothing to do with the mechanical system of the train. So it doesn't matter, The frequency of the choo choos is entirely up to the engineer of the train and how happy he is.
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    • always 4 there are. no more, no less.
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    • Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo
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    • 3 sets of 2
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    • 8 to 9
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    • 8 is the answer
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    • It’s fucking 12 you dipshits. That mother fucker clearly has to chug for awhile to build up the verbal choo choo pressure
      LaBright 6 sep
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    • It’s either 8 or 12 chuggas anything else and you’re a fucking commie
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    • 4 or 6 every other answer is either too long. Too short. Of is an odd number
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    • 6. Count on your fingers while saying it, you'll see it sounds right.
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    • Any even number works
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    • You guys are fucking degenerates if you don't do 4 chuggas followed by 2 choochoos. However if you want to repeat, it should alternate between 2-3 chuggas each time you end your choochoos
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    • Six clearly
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    • Four
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    • According to Borderlands 3 Loading screens, 4 is the correct amount
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    • 4, you need a build up
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    • You can have as many or as few chuggas as your heart desires
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    • 6 chuggas, but you’re mental if you don’t say a multiple of 2
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    • 6 with 2 choo choo’s
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    • Either 2,4, or 8. Definitely not an odd number. Your kid is a fucking retard if he says 3.
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    • Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, chugga chugga, choo choo
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    • Six is the way to go
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    • 8 is the sweet spot
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    • A multiple of 4
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    • 12. Train's gotta build up a bit of steam before letting it out of the whistle
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    • It’s either 4 or 6. No more, no less. There’s a cadence that the locomotive produces, and honestly, that number depends on the engine itself.
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    • Chugga four times, breath, Chugga four times, breath, Choo for two beats, Choo for another two beats, breath, repeat
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    • I do 8, because it's 4/4 time signature in my head
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    • The word is chugger but you can call me chugga
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    • 2 sets of 2
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    • a multiple of 4 (2 is permissible but you're on thin ice)
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    • It's chugga chugga, chugga chugga, chugga chugga, choo choo! It's 6.
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    • 4 and 8
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    • I do 3 chugga chuggas, which is 6 chuggas
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    • Honestly, I think 8 is the sweet spot.
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    • It’s 8
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    • Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo
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    • Let's not go crazy, words will do just fine.4
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    • I think it goes by twos. So chugga chugga and not just chugga
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    • 2 is the min and 8 is the max, must also land on even number for extra satisfaction
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    • Four. Or eight.
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    • I usually do 12
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    • 8 or you ain’t no Thomas
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    • 12 chuggas, emphasis on the first, fifth, and ninth chugga before the choo choooo
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    • It all depends on where the train is going, how long you want it to take to get there, and if you watched Choo Choo Soul. Because the correct answer is 12
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