• I got fired from the sperm bank
yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the
nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this
guy" every time someone walks in.
Oh...not for drinking on thejob?
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    • I'd get fired too..
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    • A better one would be for taking direct deposits
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    • This is where the term "head nurse" originated
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    • "Damn that was some good yogurt." "What yogurt?" "The yogurt that was on the counter." "Dude..." "What?" "You just ate my yogurt >:["
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    • I dont know much about sperm banks but i always thought What if you got sperm from an animal any animal keep it with you go to a sperm bank to donate but instead of your sperm you give them the animal sperm idk just a thought
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    • Drinking what, brian?? DRINKING WHAT???
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    • You wouldn't even get fired for that though. The person you told it to would chuckle and that would literally be it.
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    • "Get a load of this!!" ~Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
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    • You know just to be a dick...I'd take lots of sperm over the time I work there and hid it in my basement on ice so I can have a water gun fight with my friends but I'm going to have sperm and when I get fired I'ma put sperm in my bosses coffee
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