• I've got a dick and a knife and one of
them's going inside you
Today 9:59 PM
I'd prefer the knife coz that way I'd
actually feel it
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    • Bro fuck suicide last time i tried it i almost fucking died 0/10 would not recomend
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    • Knife cause I’m not gay and cause suicide is bad ass
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    • Ok that was uncalled for
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    • Wtf kind of pick up line is that?
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    • Genuine question is a grower a bad thing. asking for a friend I myself have a 13 inch donkey dick
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    • For those who haven’t been stabbed you don’t really feel a stab wound while your body’s in shock. But boy do you feel it the next day
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    • What kind of shitstain incel threatens to stab you if you don't have s*x with them?
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    • Lotta people probably disagree but you’re kind of an asshole if you go directly to insult someone after a pick up line. But then again this is fake so idc
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    • Anyone???
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    • There is a thing called knife porn one of my co-workers told me about(made it sound real). Sad to say i was curious. Never again
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    • Wait okay was this like supposed to be a pickup line? Or just a death threat
      Fondude 1 aug
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    • Oooooooookokkk
      darn493 31 jul
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    • I get its fake and a meme but God damn that is a great way to get arrested
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    • “coz”
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    • We turning a sexual assault threat into a meme
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    • I feel like it would’ve been better if it said “your dick that way I wouldn’t feel anything”
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    • Oof size: large, but dick size: small
      xadash 2 aug
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    • How about a comically large spoon
      Boat_Man 1 aug
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    • Nah at least I'd like the knife
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    • If i see TrapFacts one more god damn time I am going to loose it
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    • ...Get fucked
      Kranis 1 aug
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    • Michael Myers basically
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    • That's a fucking threat?
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    • Another day another fallen soldier
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    • Get FUCKed
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    • Ngl if someone said that to me my county would have to issue a flood warning
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    • If he wasn’t gonna murder you already, he definitely might now
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    • 4 inch gang rise up
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    • Trapfact! Edgy
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    • Well, you can't turn her down now
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    • Black man Foreplay
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    • Unpopular opinion: oof size is just as retarded as the invest meme
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    • Extra oof
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    • accurate depiction of a men hitting on women in 2020
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    • Someone remake this meme, don’t change what’s there, but add a second meter with dick size small
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    • Thats a line a r@pist would use but okay yeah
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    • I would call the cops if someone said that to me
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    • I actually oofed irl
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    • Not in a cringe way but I think swords and knives are really cool, not cause durrr he’s a psychopath but I just think they look cool
      scremers 3 aug
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    • Knife handle end first them I want you to sit my chest and end me
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    • Now, he's actually gonna do it
      featur3d 3 aug
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    • How would she know?
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    • OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOO
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    • Sorry about your murder bro...oooof
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    • God tier pickup line tbh
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    • What fucking opening is that
      Wepwop 3 aug
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    • How original, dick size jokes
      Saltyyx 3 aug
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    • She’s fuckin dead
      ngannou 3 aug
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    • Now your getting both smart ass
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    • Oof size isn't funny. Cringe
      Spots 3 aug
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    • Se7en?
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    • Now you’re getting both
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    • I’d rather k1ll myself than commit suicide.
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    • Oof
      Feckler 3 aug
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    • Should’ve replied with “you egg”
      nrod7 3 aug
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    • Seems kinda r*pey
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    • Such an odd opener
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    • A better comeback would be to call the police
      smdsmh 2 aug
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    • Ooof
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    • Why the fuck do you want to feel a knife?
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    • My dick burns because I beat it with sandpaper
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    • memes are dying
      jaeare 2 aug
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    • Okay, we all know he meant his dick was the thing going inside. Knowing that....what would the knife be used for? 🤔
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    • They're doing it all wrong. First you stab her, then you put your dick in the wound.
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    • Tim Curry, from The Three Musketeers: "THAT CAN BE ARRANGED."
      mrprobs 2 aug
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    • When are guys gonna realizing that threatening women isn’t funny to them
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    • WOW
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    • Destruction 100
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    • yeah
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    • Yeah because I opened your pussy wider.
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    • I prefer the knife to go into them then my dick
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    • I hate this reaction image. I have this weird thing where lips bother me sometimes, and those lips bother me.
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    • Blood on my knife or shit on my dick, either way someone's getting fucked.
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    • Keep talking, bitch. You'll get your wish.
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    • Guys is there a real way to get a bigger dick? Im like 5 or 5.5 on a good day, i jist want like 6 or 7. I want a bigger dick for myself, not to be chad thundercock.
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    • Jokes on you I'll just stab you then fuck the corpse, call it a two for one deal
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    • So she’d rather feel pain than peace?
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    • Must’ve taken this person a loooong fucking time to think of a good comeback, Jesus..
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    • Fucking reaction image
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    • Apply ice to burned area
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    • Russia has a phrase that roughly translates to "would ya either take a fork to an eye or a dildo up the ass" and that's phrase alone upholds the whole language
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    • Dick plz.. I need my ear wax removed.
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    • I prefer the knife cause I'm to baby to do it myself
      RattyRat 1 aug
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    • Since when did Jason Voorhees get tinder?
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