• It's her summer break so I woke my12
year old daughter up at 5215 this
morning. I’ve been waiting for this
revenge since she was 4.
8:15 AM
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5/30/19 -
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Simon Holland & ©símoncholland
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2h ! my why up
my blanket fell off the bed.
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    • STOP! - what are you doing. You’re not supposed to be on iFunny. This is the day of the boycott, and it’s a Saturday night. Go hang out with your friends
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    • sometimes you have to roll your own ball to get the comment liking
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    • *10 years later* “Why doesnt my child tell me anything anymore?”
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    • Am i.......am I the only one who's mildly confused💀
      RJCaddy 5 jun
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    • Thats ok. My 8 year old constantly wakes us in the middle of the night to say "I love you"
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    • You punished her for being a child?
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    • He never forgave, He never forgot
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    • I legit don’t get this?
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    • By being a parent you sign up for petty dumb shit from your kid
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    • If other dimensions exist in the marvel universe then that means there’s a universe where captain America went to space suffered a a accident and because he’s a super soldier he didn’t die but came back as the human torch
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    • My daughter wakes me up all the time just for me to get an “ummmm I forgot”. Fuckin dumbass
      JewGuy 2 jun
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    • People this petty with children really shouldn’t have any
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    • My dad ran into my room one night at like 2a.m saying he really wanted to watch Trolls, so we went to Walmart, bought the movie and popcorn, and watched Trolls.
      IAmAsh 2 jun
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    • You should have woken her up by putting your dick in her mouth
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    • Savage AF Dad prank...good work!
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    • That's like screaming at your child then being like "that's from when you were 4 months old bitch".
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    • Kinda a dick
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    • Somebody at work today told me I had a DSB and I said, “ Dick sucking booty ?” He said, “ nah you ever seen them kids with Down syndrome that always got them big ole asses? That’s what yo ass look like.”
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    • Its your choice/fault for having a kid, dont be a bitch of a dad my guy
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    • Me taking revenge on my uncle’s ass when he’s too old to move and run away
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    • Thats like the same as blaming modern white people for slavery lmao
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      iAhegao 3 jun
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    • An eye for an eye nomatter how long the time
      tato12 3 jun
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    • Thats how you get put in a home
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    • Wake her up with a pussy full of cock, she'll be too groggy to fight back and you have a way to unleash your morning wood
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Why do parents do this shit? Did you not know what you were getting into when you decided to have a kid?
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    • sometimes you have to lick your own balls to get the comment liking
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    • Joking about it = truly funny. Actually doing it = next-level petty and kind of cruel.
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    • So you make the decision to have a child, which are known to wake you up because they don’t know any better. And then you do this?
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    • Uhhh you chose to have a kid, dumbass.
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    • I have no idea wtf this tweet means
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    • I don’t get it
      MYBEEANS 2 jun
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    • Imagine being this petty
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    • What a dumbfuck.
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    • Shiiiit my dad would wake me and my brother up everyday on break at like 430 in the morning and tell us to clean the house/yard (even when it’s clean) just because he doesn’t like us to have free days
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    • Kinda misses the point of why he had children
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    • You're the one who decided to have a child. Not their fault you set a parenting path. I like the sense of humor though. 😏
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    • Fuck I nigga it’s all about /\/1gger
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    • What did that 4 year old do to you where you waited 8 years to get revenge.
      kamsayn 8 jun
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    • Work of a master.
      MlemFox 4 jun
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    • I was raised by a woman like this. I would go to your room and make your bed without saying a word or making a sound, then put you back to sleep.
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    • This is the level of pettiness I strive to be if I become a parent
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    • I'll take petty ass for 1100
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    • Wait I’m so confused on what happened here, this made no sense
      uga_fan 2 jun
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    • well, maybe you should’ve pulled out faster, Simon
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    • Wow this is so petty, what a stupid thing to do.
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    • I walked into my sons room at 3am and yelled and screamed!! He woke up freaking out and i told him i needed to poop
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    • Sorry but I don't do friends the last ones I had talked shit behind my back and mistook my friendship for weakness, so instead I'm here for some good laughs to forget about those assholes
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      Bootyful 2 jun
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    • "I had kids but it was so stressful on me I have to fuck with them now." - a fool
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    • That is being a bad parent. Don't do that shit
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    • Javert 2 jun
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    • Tell her you had a bad dream or you were thirsty
      Jerando 2 jun
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    • Wait till she's 19 and still living in your house. Edgy teens haven't realised their humor yet.
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    • I wish to be as petty of a father as this man
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    • Revenge is a dish best served cold
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    • Petty 100
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    • Dads wake us up at 7 in the morning every weekend to mow the lawn anyway so I think that’s revenge enough
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    • Karma is a bitch
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    • Dick lol
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    • That’s parenting for ya
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    • Boi
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    • Asshole parents are so funny...
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    • I hope his daughter rapes him.
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    • I love how petty, us, millennial parents can me.
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    • I saw the origin of this on pornhub only the actress only LOOKED 12... really she was 10 and an early bloomer.
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    • That's awesome
      DCummi 4 jun
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    • They had us in the beginning no lie
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    • Ultimate Pettiness has been achieved. A story 8 years in the making
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    • level of pettiness over 9000
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    • What
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    • ^thanks for reminding me, I’m out dis bitch^
      Vecton 3 jun
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    • But what is the point of having kids if not to mess with them...
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    • Patience 100
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    • Twitter jokes arent funny
      gifmun 2 jun
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    • I will find you and I will kill you
      luvanime 2 jun
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    • Oh I get it, It’s just him mocking her as a child. She woke him up early for dumb shit and he did the same
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    • Funny how stroke-inducing a sentence becomes when you misspell a single word in it
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    • Can someone please explain what he did?
      Rieck 2 jun
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    • Bruh I wake up at 4 every day NOT BY CHOICE.
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    • This is the type of petty shit that i enjoy
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    • Waking up your 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER in the middle of the night seems a bit suspicious
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    • SHIT EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THE BOYCOTT
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    • Ass
      lmgm95 2 jun
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    • CONGRATS COSA ON YOUR FEATURE 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍
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    • This dude ya the patience of a god. 8 years he waited for that
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    • I don't get it
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    • Dick you shouldn't have had a kid
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    • Wait, what?
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    • I guess I'm lucky, or trained my daughter well to be independent, bc she wakes me up at 8 am at the earliest, less than once a month, or not at all.
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