• my sister after I slightly push her:
my brother after I open his rib cage:
Tis
but
a scratch!
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    • That only works if you and your brother are the same age, if they're younger than you they run to mom quicker than the fat kid when pizzas for lunch
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    • That’s only if you and your brother are around the same age any younger then he’s yelling mama any older and he’s whooping your ass
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    • No they’re both MAMAAAAA
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    • This ones for you Caleb!
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    • It was the opposite for my brother and I. One time, I called him a nerd and he went and cried in the bathroom for an hour. My mom was so pissed at me hahaha
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    • Like this comment because
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    • You know what, fuck it, im the president. DOJYAAAAAAAN
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    • *older brother. Younger brother will act like you strapped him to a chair and pulled his nails off one by one
      De_gato 2 jul
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    • All brotherly love
      indigo_ 1 jul
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    • Didn’t mean to make you cry
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    • Hah, my brother almost drowned me on purpose because he was overweight at the time and 4 years older than me and I'm an underweight female so I couldn't pull him in the float, he then pushed me out in to ocean where I couldn't touch, put my head underwater for like 45 seconds and swam off
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    • I wish I could beat the shit outta my sister so she's not a bitch anymore
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    • Id barely touch my brother and hed cry like a bitch
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    • And that never stopped me my brother punched me in the nuts after a fat dab 8 minutes later when I was done coughing I got up and beat the fuck out him (1/2)
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    • Mammmaaaaaaaa UwU
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    • Other way around. My older sister is tough as a mf, but my little brother is such a little bitch.
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    • CAN VAPPY FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY???
      PuffyBoi 1 jul
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    • Ribs grow back
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Nah Freddie was calling out for daddy
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    • That's not what brothers do. They give you a shit eating grin to let you know they're about to fuck you over and then they run fake crying to Mom
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    • Fuck caleb.
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    • I didn't grow up with any siblings,but I was the oldest cousin by about 6 years. So every reunion I went to it was always "gang up on the oldest fucker" hell still is. But I taught those lil bastards right. 1/?
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    • Lol my older brother was a pussy. He would cry to get me in trouble if I poked him too hard
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    • Ya sometimes but not all the time lemmi tell ya.
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    • Nah they both scream like bitches
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    • Tomboy or mommy?
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    • True
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    • Honestly fuck children
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    • I punched my sister once in the back amf she acted like i brutally mambed her
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    • Smh my brother tells on me all the time. Break his leg once and suddenly 'you cant bodyslam your brother when he screams about losing fortnight'. Hate this house man.
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    • Damn the truth hurt lol
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    • A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!!
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    • It’s the opposite for me😂
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    • it's funny because it's the opposite in my family
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    • It's the other way with my fam. I can take a whole beating and my bro gets his heart out when I pinch him.
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    • "Mamaaaaaaaa tis but a scraaaaaatch"
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    • For me they both screem mmmmaaaammmmaaaa i accidentally steped on my brother's rocket league disk on the floor because i needed to go to the rest room and i didnt break so its not that big of a deal
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    • This is the opposite for me, me and my little sister are so close we fuck around with each other a lot I’ll literally throw her around like a rag doll and she laughs, on the other hand my lil bro is a lil bitch and a mommas boy
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    • My sister will straight smack the shit outa my arm and I shove her away, my father can just sniff a disturbance and be like “ the FUCK you just do there bun”
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    • Bro law
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    • I think it’s funny that this just my brother fuckin snitch dude kid breaks my tech I don’t say shit
      Ashren 3 jul
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    • sometimes i wish i had a brother
      pp_cucc 2 jul
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    • Guess my brothers were little bitches then
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    • Nah. Younger brothers are lil assholes
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    • True
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    • George Washington here, i have no siblings.
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    • I kicked my brother in the jaw when I was 11 and he was 8. He started bleeding but we kept fighting.
      Clark_ 2 jul
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    • “My sister after I slightly push into her”
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    • My sister slapped me in the face so hard my glasses broke, I gently pushed her back, and she screamed. I got grounded for bullying her.
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    • I just kiIIed a man! Put a gun against his head!
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    • Growing up it was the other way around in my house smh
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    • Nope my little brother is the girl
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    • So hows your brother holdin up apperently without a ribcage
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    • I once back hand slapped my sister, because she ate the popcorn chicken I got on my birthday when I turned 14. She then swung at me, but I ducked and tackled her to the ground. All in front of my mom
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    • Fax
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    • I almost cut my brothers finger off with a shovel at one point and we super glued it back together lol
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    • My youngest brother is the biggest bitch ever. Everything I say to him he gets super angry about and trys staring an argument. On top of all that he's ridiculously hypocritical. I try to get along with him but he's only nice when he wants something from someone
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    • My little sister punches me when I poke her, and my little brother is a pussy
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    • Facts
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    • I am the youngest and my older brother used to give me dead legs all the time. He was rad as hell. But our oldest brother ate penis.
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    • What, were you giving him the Blood Eagle
      Xeniacal 2 jul
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    • Gommene GOMMENE
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    • That’s because men r the dominant sex
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    • Bohemian Rhapsody fucking slapped. Crazy how they wrote all those songs for the movie. Wonder how long it took
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    • Me and my brother used to wrestle and I beat him sometimes even, it was great cauze I wasn’t too puss enough to yell for our mom, freakin awesome beating the shit out of someone
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    • Are you good there’s no difference with the brother
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    • My sister at one point tried to punch me in the back of the head and missed and by reflex i shot my elbow back and gave her the second black ive given her so far in life
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    • Sounds like you’re an ass 😂
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    • My brother is a little pussy bitch
      OwObois 1 jul
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    • Ive only had one little bitch of a brother and he would cry if i looked at him the wrong way.
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    • Nah my little brother is a lil bitch too
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    • Reminds me of GTA: DAD! JIMMY SAID I HAD A GAPING…JIMMMY CALLED ME A BITCH!!!
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    • My brother was a bitch and a snitch, likes to fight complains when he loses
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    • Lol this is so relatable lmao
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    • Why his teef like dat
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    • My half brother once woke me up by tackling me and I freaked out instinctively threw him off me and he fell into a table (didn’t even get a cut from all this) and then he ran screaming to his mom and told her I attacked him
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    • Yeah, no. That’s not how that goes.
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    • Not for me my brother is a pussy
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    • I'm the older sister but if I so much as accidently bump into my younger sister she'll choke me, punch me, and peel my skin off for days. I have to tell my parents because at some point they stop believing that I've been clumsy. She's stronger and we've always played rough but she can go too far.
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    • My brother is hit or miss, he'll either go at me like a dog and take some mean hits from me and laugh about it, or go to mum, you can never tell
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    • My sister is tougher than my brothers and shes the youngest
      zombee 1 jul
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    • It’s only for little siblings so both would be mama
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    • Hol up
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    • Bullshit they bitch cry like a bitch of just look at em wrong. I'm the oldest of 3. Fuck my siblings they suck
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