• was painting my nalls and made a comment that forget I don't have to paint my pinky nail on my left hand. I simply forget that I lost my pinky, but it is always kind of a bummer when I am reminded. Matt said will be your surrogate pinky. You can paint my pinky to match your nails for the rest of our lives"
And so we did....
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    • Unable to pinky promise can't be trusted
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    • “Hey bro why is your pinky painted?” “It’s for my wife. She’s missing hers” “That’s cute af bro. Good job”
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    • Yknow the Yakuza Japanese mafia usually have their pinky fingers removed so I’m not too sure abt this g
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    • Why does her hand look swollen?
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    • Sometimes women don’t wear rings bc their fingers are swollen, maybe from pregnancy. Maybe she has a dangerous job and it’s not safe to wear a ring. You don’t know her. Leave it alone
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    • Random note that explains things. She was pregnant. When a woman is pregnant, she swells. Hands too. Sometimes if it's bad enough, the pregnant woman moves her ring to her pinky.... But guess what this woman doesn't have? She probably wears it on her other hand or a necklace at times like this.
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    • :|
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    • I thought her hand was just majorly fucked up at first
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    • Thought these were very deformed hands at first
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    • Where was the last place you saw your pinky
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    • Good man
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    • This is some cute shit right here
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    • I don't see a ring on that whores finger
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    • Matt got some girly fingernails already
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    • Need a hand? I mean finger?...shit
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    • (:
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    • Why they hands so red?
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    • :Queen of England tells her to raise her pinky to be proper while sipping tea her:
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    • Everyone talking about her not wearing a ring but she can literally take it off at any time and probably did it so she could paint her nails and let them dry without needing to take the ring off later
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    • To all of you calling that girl a slut or whore for not wearing a ring I hope you shit logs stay single and btw if she was painting her nails she'd take the ring off to avoid getting nail polish on it
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    • Her fingers look clammy
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    • No pinky havin ass
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    • Y'all can stop calling her a whore now, it doesnt make you edgy, it just makes you sound hateful
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    • Alright guys, if we all split up we might be able to help her find her lost pinky. Let’s work towards a positive future
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    • So we did? Are they fucking dead
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    • Yo that was the owner of a local icecream shop where I live. They had to close the shop because their kid got sick and they couldnt afford to stay open.
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    • at least its the pinky and not the middle, or index finger
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    • What an upstanding guy
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    • And that’s ok
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    • Why doesn’t she just find her pinkie
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    • I hope she finds her pinky :(
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    • The chain is already broken so I would just like to say that my name is also Matt
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    • I dont have my left ring finger
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    • Plain band ring. he’s probably a chef
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    • But not this man
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    • I have this problem as well. I have a pinky but after I had an accident as a kid, the nail never grew back. Going to get a manicure kinda sucks because of all the questions: Yes, i'm aware there's no nail. I had an accident. Yes, it is unfortunate. No, it doesn't hurt. Yes, please paint it anyway.
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    • When she dies, he'll randomly paint that one pinky, and everyone will ask about it.
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    • It look like she put the ring on the middle finger
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    • One of my teachers cut his pinky off with a chainsaw and was left with a stub lol get wrecked Kevin
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    • Fucking 13 year olds be like: "SIMP!"
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    • Put a thimble on your pinky finger like girl from bio shock
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    • That is very sweet thing to do :)
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    • So why does Penn have his pinky nail painted?
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    • So she’s dating a married man. No wonder she lost her pinky.
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    • That's cute as fuck 😍
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    • he painted his nails gay ass lmao
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    • I hate people who use disabilities to make other people feel bad she should’ve stayed in the original picture that she lost her pinky instead of using it for clout
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    • Well, at least he can always provide a pinky finger. To bad she's a women and will still want more
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    • I had an accident at 14 that fractured my pinkie. If not for my bf’s dad urging my mom to take me to the ER, I would’ve lost it. The nail is warped and even that makes me really depressed sometimes... I couldn’t imagine losing the whole finger.
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