• Me: *hits incognito mode for the 7th
time today*
My dead relatives who watch over me:
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    • My dead ancestors who’ve been enjoying the stuff I’ve been watching
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    • I've become so depressed I can't even masturbate anymore.
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    • *looks up word I don’t know that I heard on the internet incase it’s a porn thing that I don’t want on my history*
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    • Pride
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    • I don’t get fulfillment from masturbating any more so I just stopped, I’ve deleted everything lewd from my phone and I go outside or read a book when I need that sweet serotonin. I’ve quit and so can you, please stop masturbating.
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    • Yall know that even in incognito mode, your parents can still see the sites you visit by looking at the wifi router's logs, right?
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    • My ancestors watching me beat it to furry porn for the 3rd time today:
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    • Boys I need some advice. Started dating a girl I’ve been best friends with for 3 years 2 weeks ago and it’s going better than I ever thought. We’re both 18 so is it weird to plan on being with her for the rest of my life or am I just being young and naive?
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    • I don’t use incognito and I don’t delete my history.
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    • WHATS WITH ALL THE SNAKE PORN
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    • My dead ancestors who are dead thus can't see shit
      CRIUBOSS 5 jul
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    • I type in the site in any iFunny dm so I don’t have to bother with incognito
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    • I just dont get horny anymore because I think if you find person to love and that'll love you, you feel it but once you start you immediately stop and just can't do it
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    • YOU'RE great granddaughter had to be a CROSSDRESSER!!
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    • Why should I use incognito
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    • Bruh I jerked it 3 time and it was my girl’s fault ok
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    • They must be proud. I’ve been more active then they wish they could ever be
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    • How do you even go in incognito?
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    • My ancestors are watching me jerk it to Bigfoot foot job gay porn
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    • I couldn’t do that. I only beat my meat once every three days because if I don’t it starts to get uncomfortable. I can only loathe myself so much so often, you know.
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    • It's to watch porn this time instead of looking up dumb questions
      NiceCube 5 jul
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    • I'm early
      UnUnique 5 jul
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    • Bro my ancestors have seen me watch ch1ld porn
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    • crunk 5 jul
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    • No, your dead relatives and other loved ones do NOT watch over you. That's a lie that you all tell yourselves for comfort. So go ahead, do whatever nasty, messed up thing your heart desires.
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      Krystal 5 jul
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    • In all seriousness this scene in the movie is sad af
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can yours say the same?
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    • Man I hope they like hentai
      SimpWars 8 jul
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    • Who is that guy?
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    • Literally just uses incognito to search up literally anything
      Wheatley 7 jul
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    • I just dont switch from incognito anymore
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    • Incognito mode is for pussies who are scared of getting caught wanking it
      DrakoJay 7 jul
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    • I don’t even turn it off at this point
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    • I just leave it on incognito
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    • Well what you doing give me a hand
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    • Wait till you find out that Google has been tracking our search history even when in cognito mode 😬😧
      sir_loyn 7 jul
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    • Shit if they watched just a minute ago I'm sure they'd be upset with me. Whatever. My turn to live.
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    • I just search retarded questions in Incognito
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    • I'm not the only one that thinks that. Cool.
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    • My mom died when I was young, all my relatives told me she was fun and lowkey a freak. Cut to me in adulthood with a sexy outfit coming in the mail. Feel like she’d be proud lmao
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    • This has officially evolved from a reaction meme
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    • I jack off the second I wake up and before I go to sleep, fuck all y’all
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    • Me using incognito mode to ask stupid questions that I’m too embarrassed to ask about
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    • How I feel after jerkin’ it
      TW0F4C3D 6 jul
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    • I use incognito for embarrassing questions too
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    • I feel like when my ancestors will be mad when I see them in the after life like no lie
      sheep812 6 jul
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    • I only use incognito mode to ask dumb questions
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    • Whats that image from
      Digit_03 6 jul
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    • Simple, don't watch me
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    • I think about this frequently
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    • Kinky
      danny258 5 jul
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    • Dear ancestors please guide my hand to that one video I watched four years ago that was perfect, so I may achieve the ultimate nut once again
      agent331 5 jul
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    • My dead ancestors watching me wack it to Luigi sonic porn
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    • I don’t even incognito anymore
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    • Y'all really out here masturbating seven times a day?
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    • Yeah right, they'd be jerking it too if they had the technology
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    • My ancestors watching me jack it to hardcore femdom fanarts on pixiv
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    • I don’t use incognito. My gf already knows the weird shit I like so I don’t have to hide it
      zulukutz 5 jul
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    • Anyone use VPN over TOR?
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    • Incognito mode? Man, why aren't you using DuckDuckGo. You do realize incognito still tracks you.
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    • Once, I went into incognito
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    • 7? Those are shit numbers. Try 23
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    • I use incognito mode to ask really stupid questions. Google still follows most incognito peopl's searches but not who it goes to. And now I get porn adds on youtube when i looked up if the sun could be green
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    • They didn’t get porn or that much sex so they’re rly enjoying it
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    • They’re just jealous they didn’t have unlimited porn at the press of a button.
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    • I finally got through the first two days of no fap because a lot was on my mind, I think it should be smooth sailing from here.
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    • Dude masterbaiting ain’t hitting right anymore
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    • Noice
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    • My ancestors for the stuff I watch
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    • I just use duckduckgo, itll clear ya history and tabs automatically every time you exit
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    • My dead relatives looking at me opening incognito: why does he keep using incognito just to watch a show about ponies
      punnup 5 jul
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    • Well i think they would rather i watch porn then listen to the voice so 70/30 on my guess
      Bakasura 5 jul
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    • Yiu kidding, they be making bets. "Oh, there's incognito mode. 40 ghost bucks he watches step porn. Nah, its gotta be that japanese cartoon porn. You're out of you damn mind, you all know he loves that bondage shit."
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    • Sorry, but I don't want people to know I play Pony Town
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    • Don’t let the people who had 12 kids judge you on masterbation. They were just as horny
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    • Hey if I hit incongnito and they still watching, that's on them
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    • I use incognito mode to listen to asmr
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    • Do people really think their dead realative is watching them? Like. They don't have anything better to do?
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    • When I was little I always heard ticking (no clocks) in the middle of the night, terrifying me. I told my mother and she said it was my great grandmother watching over me.
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    • I use incognito mode for dumb questions that I don’t want people to know that I’ve asked. Also for watching free movies
      ariho 5 jul
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    • Just google that shit
      walli 5 jul
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    • What ever happened about that lawsuit?
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    • honestly i dont masturbate anymore, since well after getting a gf it feels weird, like i feel if i masturbate i wont be clean enough for when i have to do the deeded
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    • It's literally been weeks since I beat it. I literally don't think about it, even when I saw that hot af blonde in white chick talking about mens dep. It's great
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    • Looks up "how to be happy"
      Raiye 5 jul
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    • I only use incognito mode for searching birthday presents. IDK what y'all talking about?
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