• if i walk into a girls house and she got
like 50 plants i know shes a keeper
because she already takes care of a
bunch of useless fucks whats one
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    • Y'all like bnnuies
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    • Plants make oxygen, your useless ass doesn’t
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    • Me with my gf, she has plants all over the house and occasionally waters me as well
      ramp_godd 22 jun
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    • Bro a girl seems soooo PERFECT then BOOM, she's not over her ex....I can't be the only one this happens too
      Wossy 22 jun
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    • At least they don’t waste oxygen
      RadRhys 22 jun
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    • Plants filter the air in stuffy apartments, are known to help with stress and anxiety and just generally look good. So no sir they are not useless.
      okay_45 22 jun
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    • After taking care of a ton of useless fucks I'm finally ready to start my garden!
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    • Well, the plants are actually more useful than you because at least they put out oxygen.
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    • But those useless fucks are beautiful ....sorry mate
      gayboi27 22 jun
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    • I thought this said pants and I didn’t get it
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    • nigga she not a human! 😮 she a seedrian from sonic x! 🐀 you best impregnate that plussy 🌱 to save their race 👪
      snorty 23 jun
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    • I too only need water and a fine woman to grow.
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    • Same with cats. I know she can handle another needy asshole
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    • 3.1 ounces per plant is 10 lbs.
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    • I love plants. There’s something satisfying about seeing the plants flourish from the care :)
      BreadLevi 24 jun
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    • They’re plastic. Like her.
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    • Guys it’s funny because he’s a useless fuck
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    • I mean I would argue but he right doe
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    • 51 useless fucks
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    • You're pretty 😍
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    • So fucking quirky
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    • Most women don't want a guy that's down in the dumps like this, if you're looking for a girl do both of yourselves a favor and work on your self esteem and happiness!! :)
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    • i got rollercoasters on my account
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    • X_piexes_X this here is my wife and God damn I tagged her to call her out for having so many plants
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    • Right
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    • Perikekles wanna become my new houseplant? I had to uproot my spinach today so there's a vacancy
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    • WOMEN ARE A DEPRECIATING ASSET. RENT
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    • Too bad she’ll have to sacrifice some f her oxygen
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    • I get the same issue with guys. Like a total catch and then they reveal they're hooked on their abusive ex... So sad.
      newyorker 22 jun
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    • Nah you know she can grow fire ass weed
      Kogle 22 jun
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    • HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL...
      True 22 jun
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    • People my band is just starting out and we need help getting out there so please check out our YouTube channel: “La Tre Clays” it would mean so much!
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    • Bright 22 jun
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    • I guess oxygen is just useless. Not like anybody breathes that shit at all.
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    • That’s the story of my life.
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    • Do these hipsters really think its clever talking about yourself like that
      Neoo 22 jun
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    • Nah he more useless than the plants
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    • Those so called useless fucks give her oxygen the very thing that keeps her living and what do you do
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    • I grow a lot of plants but they’re herbs so not useless
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    • I really like my plants and ig i invite you over i probably really like you too
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    • Do you ever punctuate?
      supwidit 25 jun
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    • Just fuck oxygen amiright?
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    • Tricks on you theyre fake
      Sophien97 25 jun
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    • Hello, does anyone know why I can't set my profile picture to a pepe? the one in particular i'm trying to set it to is a twitch emote called YEP
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    • My mom said she’d take care of my plants while I was out of town for 5 days and now they’re on the verge of death ;(
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    • Oxygen is useless? Ok
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    • wrong, at least the plants make the house look better
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    • Bwunnie
      wakuljrv 24 jun
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    • I want to start growing weed I just need a good grow light got seeds and grow room tools and soil
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    • Plants are definitely not useless, unless you don't water them or care for them. They legit make oxygen so we can breathe.
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    • But they all are fake.
      zooooom 24 jun
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    • I got tons of plants and there all dying. I try to take good care of them but it's like there plotting against me to all die
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    • My aunt takes care of like, 100 plants and sometimes someone else’s. She batshit crazy and scornful. Proof this is wack
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    • Lit
      Joe175 24 jun
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    • Welp
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    • Me looking at all my plants....
      poorpotao 24 jun
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    • I cant keep my plants alive tho idk what I'm doing wrong
      habachi 24 jun
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    • Yeah tbh
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    • Yeah plants are just useless
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    • I had two desert succulents and they both died
      HyunAe 24 jun
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    • Same with girls with babies
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    • That means she’s a witch
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    • Freshens up your shitty ass smelly room. But whatever, keep scaring girls away
      Kknz 23 jun
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    • They aren't useless, they're all weed plants
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    • Lol! I love my plant babies
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    • Plants provide oxygen, you waste it. She doesnt want you.
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    • Ummm...oxygen?
      anlyco 23 jun
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    • Damn....so that's why I'm single.
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    • At least the plants provide oxygen , you just waste it
      stephon57 23 jun
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    • Me a young asexual wishing to own a greenhouse . . . I'm in danger
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    • guys I have a “lcd leak” on my phone and i have no idea to fix it can someone help me I’m clueless
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    • Well they give her oxygen
      SconeTime 23 jun
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    • This guy said a plant is useless. He really is useless
      Obedd 23 jun
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    • Shut the fuck up and grow up
      Austisman 23 jun
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    • True
      Nik04 23 jun
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    • So fuck oxygen?
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    • Mmmm, but plants make air, I don't do anything good
      MajorWeeb 23 jun
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    • I know this is a refeature because I have this picture saved and sent it to a girl I like and she said "but I like you, useless fuck" and I think I'm in love
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    • Negative goat rider...you find a woman who can keep plants alive...she has at least a few priorities straight.
      chaos9n 23 jun
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    • Difference is one of them doesn’t look nice
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    • I remember this joke from 2015. Apparently a dozen concussions wasn't enough to make this new to me.
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    • Girls with succulents give the best head
      Loopster 23 jun
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    • Bitch plants make oxygen. You a useless add. Don't fuck with the plants
      Aushra 23 jun
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    • Plants aren't useless fucks they give us oxygen to breath without them we all would die
      FlameZ747 23 jun
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    • Oi look a reused joke
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    • Gentleman, i need help. Had a big storm tonight, and I turned my computer on and the network adapter isnt working. I think it got fried, this might sound stupid but if I buy a new one will it fix the issue? My ethernet doesnt work so I got one shot
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    • Plants aren’t useless my guy. Different plants have different uses. They produce oxygen, some smell good, some attract pollinators, some repel mosquitos, some you can eat, some eat flies and other dumb pests, like I cannot draw you a clearer diagram for why you wrong tho.
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    • I've had a crush on this girl for years now and she likes me back (probably liked me before I liked her tbh), and she brought up and confirmed that we were talking recently but then she went and started dating someone else. She told me that as I was taking her out for her birthday. Sigh
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    • My boyfriends cat ate my thyme I still haven’t forgiven that child
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    • They bring oxygen to the house, what do you bring?
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    • but what if she does gardening in her backyard
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    • She’s going to water you
      Sarabuggy 23 jun
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    • What if there all plastic
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    • Or takes care of beings lol
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