• This how your girl be standing at the
door waiting for you to put your shoes
on after she spent 2 and a half hours
putting on makeup
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    • For those of you saying he had two hours to put his shoes on, he probably had his shoes on two hours ago but figured if he’s gonna be waiting he might as well wait in comfort and took them off again
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    • Why the fuck am I gonna sit on the sofa with shoes on for 2.5 hours you guys are fucking mental
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    • Everybody saying, "you had 2.5 hours to put your shoes on" bitch if i gotta wait 2.5 hours, ima be comfy. If it takes you more than 30 seconds to put on your shoes, you got an extra chromosome. So she can wait.
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    • "Hold on let me put on my face."
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    • Y'all shut the fuck up. I had my shoes on 2 and a half hours ago, when she said she was ready. It ain't my fault the "just one more thing" took longer than my entire process. I had time to re-relax in the time it took for you to get ready. "In those 2.5 hrs" get outta here.
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    • To rebuttal the comments: I'm not putting on my shoes till it's time to go. Idk how long it's gonna take her to do makeup so once she's done then I'll put em on I'm not gonna stand at the door for hours straight waiting
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    • Women act like we know exactly when they will be finished getting ready. Like I'm not gonna sit around in my shoes for hours, that's not comfortable. If you tell me you'll be ready in 5 minutes I will, but you're ass better actually be ready in 5 or else the shoes are going right back off.
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    • Cuz you had two and a half hours to put shoes on
      Mythbuff 24 jun
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    • If you're taking over 10 min to put on makeup, is it even you anymore?
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    • In those 2.5 hrs, you could have put your shoes on
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    • Why the fuck is it standard to spend so much time on makeup, makeup is stupid
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    • And then has the audacity to say “hurry up we’re gonna be late!” 😒
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    • I got in the habit of telling my girl we have to leave a half hour before we actually do. We almost always end up leaving late (which actually puts us on time)
      Grada 24 jun
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    • So cute when she’s mad
      kamsayn 25 jun
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    • I don't understand why all the comments are about shoes. If I'm finished or almost finished (like literally almost finished, not "five more minutes finished") and I say it's time for him to get dressed, and when I'm ready to go hes still sitting in his underwear playing games, I'm not upset bc 1/2
      laRey 24 jun
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    • I don’t like wearing shoes In my house bc it’s more cod tots le to not. It takes me 20 seconds to put my shoes on so if you get pissed then tell me 20 seconds earlier
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    • "Well you had time while I was doing it." A woman probably.
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    • DolansASS 24 jun
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    • Whoever wondering why hes just now putting his shoes on has prob never been in this situation
      SaberChan 24 jun
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    • My mom does this and I get scolded for the entire day about how I’m always making us late even though I was ready to leave on time and she didn’t finish her make up until 45 min after the event started
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    • Autauga 24 jun
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    • I don't wear make up and I don't take long getting ready. So my man an I don't have this problem.
      whowho 25 jun
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    • When girls get ready you literally can start a family get a new job get married and get some food in that amount of time 😂
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    • Naw. That's my mom
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    • Never spend more than 20 minutes on makeup. What a waste of a day.
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    • Who tf takes two fucking hours for me it's 30 minutes. God damn
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    • And then she hits you with the "you had all this time to put your shoes on." And it's like girl, what am I? Some sort of animal who wears shoes inside? Fuck that, that's how you get nasty bass rugs and dirty floors that you have to constantly mop.
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    • Kirby kirby kirby
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    • I don’t put my shoes on until right before I leave the house
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    • Everyone saying he should've put the shoes on... no. It takes literally 10 seconds and if I do it on the way out the door so I'm not wearing shoes in the house for 2 1/2 hours I give no fucks
      dubbadee 24 jun
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    • I mean yeah I’m not gonna put my shoes on and watch tv for 2 hours takes 10 seconds to put shoes on
      cakesulli 24 jun
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    • I'm not quick witted enough to respond to this. Woman bad?
      JustaLamp 24 jun
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    • Haha yes girlfriend I have I also have the sex with her on many occasions I love her and her reproductive organs so much
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    • Or when your girl is on her period and finding any excuse to be mad at you.
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    • Maybe I just didnt want my shoes on while I was sitting there for hours
      Malacor 24 jun
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    • Been there though. Its because I got tired of wearing shoes while waiting.
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    • I'm not going to keep my shoes on for 2 and a half hours just to wait for her doing makeup. I'll wait after she's done.
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    • Everyone is defending the girl but bitch if you need two hours to put on make up we just aren't going anymore
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    • Phexal 24 jun
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    • Bold of you to assume I have a girl!
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    • It's mostly timing. You can tell me to meet you at McDonald's "in a bit" but if you wait until your at McDonald's to tell me when the time to go is, I'm going to be caught off guard. It's just bad communication sk-ills ^-^ my girl tells me when she's wrapping up so I can shower, tidy and shoes
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    • Sespi anotha one😂
      Daybin 24 jun
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    • Yes! Also, I've peed before I've left anytime we've gone anywhere for 12 years and she still acts surprised.
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    • Yall know a lot of people dont put on shoes until theyre leaving the house right
      WOWZZERS 24 jun
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    • I refuse to wear makeup even when going out to a fancy event. It causes acne, most women cake their face up and look worse than before, and its expensive as shit
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    • Dude y do girls think make up makes you look better. So many girls look way more attractive without makeup. I mean yeah I few need it but a solid 80% don’t
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    • I be waiting on her for more than two hours. She’s took hot for me though.
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    • I understand this, but at the same time, when i give a 10 minute warning, and then a five minute warning, and then i say "im putting on my shoes, do you hav yours on?" And then i STILL have to wait for him to finish the match he shoulda never started after the 5 min warning, and then for him to put
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    • Booblord 24 jun
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    • allthelemonboys Sooooo true
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    • Real men would clap her cheeks and shut her the FUCK UP
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    • This argument only works If you get ready before her
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    • My montage is cool
      thee_KX 24 jun
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    • Well, I mean, you had two hours to put your fucking shoes on! 😂😂
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    • makeup first, then we get ready. obvi a dude made this meme
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    • She gave u 2 hours to get ur shoes on and u didn't? Fuckin lazy.
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    • ...but you had 2 and a half hours to do something as small as put on your shoes. Not defending the 2 and a half hours for makeup though, that shits ridiculous. It takes me like...10 minutes tops. Also I don't give a shit about fixing my hair. Ponytail, boom, looks good.
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    • I don’t even put my clothes on at all until it’s time to go bc it only takes 1 min. Also she forgets 10 things once were in the car anyways and has to go back in.
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    • I make sure I have enough time to do my makeup and get ready (not 2.5 hours but still) before I have to go, usually ill be ready 5 minutes before I have to go to make sure I grab everything I need, and if i do all that and see my husbands not ready I assume he wasnt paying attention and he has to ru
      KingKayla 27 jun
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    • Wtf did they do to make Kirby that mad
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    • All of these men are single
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    • Damn I’m happy my bf isn’t a bitch like the rest of you. It takes me maybe 10-20 mins to do my makeup and he hangs out and watches me do it
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    • My girl wakes up, kisses me on the cheek, whispers "I'm gonna go get ready, I'll wake you up after." And then is gone for hours. She actually leaves the house. So sweet of her, she comes home with a donut for me. I do have to admit tho I'm not a huge fan of the weird manly smell she has afterwards.
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    • Yeah, because you had 2 HOURS to do one thing.
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    • Can’t relate
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    • She’s just a whore dude
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    • This is one of the many reasons I refuse to date women who wear heavy makeup
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    • Oh fuck
      Kirbychu 27 jun
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    • But 2 1/2hrs just to put on shoes tho I’m not saying she’s in the right but seriously tho should’ve had your shoes on if you knew you where going out
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    • To be fair, if you don't have your shoes on after 2 and a half hours, youre a lost cause.
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    • My parents get mad when I take more than 30 seconds to get my shoes on when they randomly tell me to go places with them
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    • Dude.. how long does it take you fuckers to tie your shoes? I get the post and woman bs but tying your shoes should take like 10 seconds max
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    • And says shit like "YoU ShOuLd HaVe BeEn ReAdY"
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    • Who takes two hours to get ready? I’m a girl and it takes me 10 minutes at the max to get dressed, do my hair and put makeup on.
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    • I wear Vans slip-on shoes. I can put them on in like 30 seconds. No arguments there 😎
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    • Glad I'm not married to a bitch
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    • I mean tbh you have 2 hours to put your shoes on
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    • If I say I’m leaving at a certain time, I’m in the car at that time.
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    • Why didn’t you put your shoes on while I was doing my makeup? Dumbass
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    • BECAUSE YOU HAD TWO AND A HALF HOURS TO PUT ON A PAIR OF SHOES!!!
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    • Lmao more like when I say get in the car I'm hungry and he knew for 20 mins we were gonna leave. But he's still gaming. I love him and I understand but I'm hungry hoe.
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    • my boy wakes up an hour before he has to leave to be anywhere. I don't understand. He gets dressed, he gets shoes, he brushes his teeth. Tf is he doing? I wake up 15-20 minutes before going and do the same things and Im still ready before he is
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    • Well cuz i obviously had enough time to get em on while she was doing her makeup duh
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    • It's true. Except it's only 20 minutes for me. Maybe that's why I'm ugly.
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    • In her defense, you should've been the one waiting
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    • What's the point of doing makeup that takes longer than 20 minutes???
      BunBun22 26 jun
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    • You don't need that much makeup
      Reflex42 26 jun
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    • Yall know most people put shoes on right before they leave
      WOWZZERS 26 jun
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    • If I had a girl sure
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    • Yeah because you had two fucking hours to do it
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    • Seriously
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    • I can't relate cause I don't wear makeup most the time :T
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