• i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval
bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would
actually die
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    • Cant wait to exchange deadly bacteria with a sexy middle age stable wench
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    • Imagine giving some medieval peasant a fucking ghost pepper. Probably would be considered as torture
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    • Imagine eating nothing but deer meat for 24 years and some guy comes up with a bag of Skittles and fucks up your entire food pyramid
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    • When you grow up on rice, sour candy would smack you like an alcoholic father of 5 after he’s downed his 18th shot glass
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    • Give them a war head (candy not the bomb) and watch them implode
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    • I would go back in time and pull out a red lightsaber just to see what those mfs do
      qeby 4 jul
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    • That's partially correct. Our immune system is far more advanced than a medieval person's. If we traveled back to their time, germs from our body which have evolved with our immune system would absolutely destroy them
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    • If I could time travel I’d go back and tell myself to never leave Texas and stay with Ruth
      Beercaps 4 jul
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    • they didn't know about flavor back then so obviously they'd die
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    • I’d feed them coleslaw and start a new crusade against the Dutch
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    • I think it would be funny to just whip out a gun and cap a fool to see what ppl would say
      twoccm 4 jul
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    • I'd drive around there heavily guarded castle in a monster truck.
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    • 3 red flags are spotted here. Tumblr user. Anime pfp. Inappropriate username. It's confirmed. This guy jerks off in his basement
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    • I’m a puss for sour stuff lol
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    • Give a man a single sip of baja blast (from Taco Bell) and tastebuds will collapse into a black hole
      me8803 4 jul
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    • Fun fact, they actually would. We are all carrying diseases that we've built up immunity to, so by going back in time even 50 years you would be exposing people to diseases that they have not yet built up an immune system against. So yes, by taking a sour skittle from you, they would die.
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    • if i could go back in time i would go back to when i was happy and figure out when it all went wrong
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    • I’d love to bring like random shit and say it’s magical or pretend to know exactly how it works. I would be the court wizard
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    • They would die from the futuristic germs
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    • I'd save Lincoln...and not for the reason you're thinking
      Neno1313 4 jul
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    • Fr England has the worst possible food they’d prob call it gross since they’re used to actual garbage
      1936 4 jul
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    • Id go back and give a single person a gun and ammo and then watch them take over the entire planet with it
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    • Sounds like they couldn't handle the Neutron style
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    • If I could go back in time I’d tell my past self to stick with the freshman girl who’d go on to be homecoming queen and miss Nebraska
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    • Do you think humans reason with things because the truth of life is too simple, we make conspiracy’s and guesses to try and understand something that is already understood. We aren’t anything besides organisms living on a special rock in a vast area of nothingness astray from any other living beings
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    • All of our mouths just clenched up.
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    • Wait til he hears about lemons
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    • Go back to the stone age and show them a roman candle
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    • Bro, they had lemons and other sour fruits.
      vdarth87 4 jul
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    • You know how easy itd be to be rich af if you could time travel? Lol that's all I'd do is go back to beging of bitcoin days throw a couple grand in and set a limit sell for 17k and come back to now
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    • If I could go back in time I'd burn down the White Lion and show them clips of what the future would be if I hadn't
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    • Tried it. They actually started a crusade after I told them I got them from Jerusalem
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    • Maybe us going back in time to medieval times is what cause the plague. Our immune systems are more adapted to diseases.
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    • Imagine the Black Death we know today was caused by a time traveler going back in time and giving a mf a skittl
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    • MRelate 4 jul
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    • wait until you tell him about germs
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    • Ok but I’d love to give ancient people a Nokia and watch them use it as a fucking weapon
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    • Imagine stealing the joke in this tweet from the guy who said “I’m pretty sure if I gave a medieval peasant a flavor blasted goldfish he would die”
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    • Probably and if not from the sour from the more advanced diseases we carry mostly unaffected by due to evolution.
      yargcar 5 jul
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    • Or the diseases on your body, which she would have no immunity to
      Celceus 4 jul
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    • I know what i would do if i could go back in time....go back to highschool..
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    • They would. But not for the reason you're thinking.
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    • You get more flavor out of a single dorito chip than than the average medieval person did in their entire lives
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    • Imagine penicillin.
      joekjoey 7 jul
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    • I wanna slide back in time all the way to medieval europe with an RPG and a wizard hat, I'd be waving the thing around like a magic wand yelling FIREBALL!
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    • If i went back in time, i would break physics
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    • Give an ooga booga bitch hot chip, and you’re mating for life
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    • Medieval bitches are used to eating rotten food. Your skittle would be a blessing to them
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    • What would happen if I planted my future seed in the past
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    • How about a salt and vinegar chip?
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    • I could imagine them fucking choking and trying to cling onto anything for support, just the amazing flavor of sweet fruit and sour coat just annihilating their taste buds.
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    • I like putting sour skittles in my vagina, it gives it a tingly feeling
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    • Imagine just roaming around medieval times eating sour skittles out of a fucking gallon bag one by one and yours just like "these are pretty good you want one?" And they fucking die and you get murdered for witchcraft and the entire town starts eating your magic beans trying to become a sorcerer
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    • I wanna go back in time when blubby was socially acceptable so I could get some bitches on my dick frfr 😪
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    • Give them a zombie flavored skittle
      SirB 6 jul
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    • Maybe I'm a little dumb but wouldn't their immune systems be stronger since they were more exposed to diseases back then?
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    • When you hit them with the mcdonalds sprite
      myhubris 6 jul
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    • Can’t wait to give the pope a cool ranch Dorito and wait for the Bible to change
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    • If I went back in the medieval times I would just bring them toilet paper so they gave enough time to develop one that doesn't fucking rip
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    • I wanna go back to when the first starwars came out and show them all three Iron Man movies and tell them it's based on a true story, just watch their minds melt
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    • Imagine going to accent Rome in like an M1 Abrams or landing at the gates vertically in an F35 just bending the most powerful nation on earth to its knees just by firing off a couple modern guns making it clear that you're essentially their god
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    • Even better, jaw clenchers
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    • When you’re lucky to get even a NIBBLE of cheese in your lifetime and you’re given a sour skittle, that shit is going to bitch smack you like an alcoholic father.
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    • You know if you went back in time with a rather large bag of sour skittles you could probably get a kingdom
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    • Well yeah it would be the black plague
      jjesus 6 jul
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    • Give them some baja blast and watch them claim i have the drink of god
      Raccoozs 5 jul
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    • Imagine going back in time and getting someone pregnant but you didn't know and then you have to return to your own time. Would your child be older than you?
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    • They'll call you a witch and guess what happens to witches
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    • Show a medieval girl your dong. Men have grown larger over time so you’d literally be like a king to them with a big peen
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    • A story about a native American time traveler who goes to 1700's spain and gives them corona as revenge for small pox
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    • If i could go back in time i would tell myself that the guy who saved me from a fight going bad isn’t the person i should try to befriend. Fuck you Dylan, you did me dirty and it took 4 years for me to have my shit together.
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    • One Doritos chip has 5x the amount of seasoning someone would work a year for back then
      granttn 5 jul
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    • False. Check out the youtube channel Reactistan. They live in like. Mud huts. Eating mostly things they grow themselves. Yet they don't really explode when they try stuff they mostly just say "this is gross, my village food is better." But it's like. Diet coke. And their village food is like. Water.
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    • Lol and given her modern germs so she wouldve died.. from.. that..... omg it twas you who started the black plague!!
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    • You would both most likely die
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    • Actually, thats a good question, what is the earlyest form of the flavor "sour"
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    • they would spit it out because they dont understandbsour candy.
      IlIl 5 jul
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    • plastic hadn't been invented yet
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    • give them a pizza
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    • Imagine going to medieval time with a smartphone
      Hooooman 5 jul
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    • One of you would, for sure.
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    • I just go back in time medieval times and give them a boom box with a soundtrack of doom and doom eternal
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    • McDonald’s sprite
      Nyxm 5 jul
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    • imagine eating deer meat for 26 years and some guy pulls up wit a bag of Skittles and fucks up the whole food pyramid like😂, medieval guy: "omg we must create more"
      fighto 5 jul
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    • I would give them a salt and vinegar chip and watch them suffer and freak out as they experience immense pain
      fighto 5 jul
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    • Okay cummed
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    • Give them a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell and watch their brain melt out of their ears
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    • seriously i’ve always thought about someone from those times trying the new foods
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    • I wonder. Did they have sour things such as that. Like if you slipped a warhead candy to royalty could that start a war from attempted assassination?
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    • I know exactly what I'm doing as soon as time travel is invented
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    • Thanks now my mouth is watering up
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    • Wonder what socitey will hqve after we die
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    • Well considering bacteria development amoung humans youd probably cause the black plague by being there
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    • I would give them a can of red bull and see what happens
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    • If you went back in time you'd kilI everyone wild the mild cold you have.
      NGAudio 4 jul
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    • They would probably think you're a witch and burn you alive
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    • Well no shit. I'm sure if you had to eat what they ate, you'd gag and starve
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    • I forgot those were even a thing. The last time I remember those being a thing was in elementary school. We had a substitute teacher who brought us sour skittles every single time she was our substitute. We used to love seeing her come in.
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