Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
I cried when my dad chopped onions
Onions was a good dog
like dark humor
but holy fuck
Senpaithiccums Senpaithiccums
30 sep 2020
I cried when my dad chopped onions Onions was a good dog like dark humor but holy fuck
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY.
WOULD
BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
head_audiautomotive head_audiautomotive
4 nov 2020
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY. WOULD BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
justshitsandgiggle justshitsandgiggle
26 sep 2020
© Based on: briskydogs
He was like:" Are you coming or what?!' TikTok @puppyontiktok
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
GTA pedestrians seeing me driving towards them at 140mph
phantom_g phantom_g
30 dec 2020
GTA pedestrians seeing me driving towards them at 140mph
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
The guest pastor whilst he's being introduced:
Hangagud Hangagud
18 may
The guest pastor whilst he's being introduced:
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN...
Captain Gumpus
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN... Captain Gumpus
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
SO LONG, FORREST I
I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
dr_Mario dr_Mario
5 oct 2020
SO LONG, FORREST I I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
Netania Netania
22 sep 2020
© Based on: n.ug
my dad learning how to dougie at 61 makes my millennial heart so happy
When you punch the annoying
Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation
se ' '
We gotta do this more often.
__Support__ __Support__
16 sep 2020
When you punch the annoying Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation se ' ' We gotta do this more often.
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin