• Me: "is alone for 0.1 seconds*
A random urge to masturbate:
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    • Please I need this so badly. I've got a porn addiction and I'm trying desperately to stop. It's going great so far, but for every like, I will not watch porn for a day! Please give me the courage to keep going bois!
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    • And here come all the people saying they have not looked at p**n for X amount of time.
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    • They all taste the same
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    • I’ve masturbated 4 times and it’s not noon yet
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    • Then once you get everything set up, someone walks in.
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    • you are addicted. seek help.
      heeI 10 jul
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    • Getting Random Boners many times a day shows good penile health
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    • Hold up
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    • That's so funny cause I'm about to grab my vibrator as soon as I finish typing this text. For now my hands are down my pants. Sorry mom but I'm not really napping.
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    • Just becaue you masturbate doesnt mean you have an addiction kings, its completely healthy until you do it more than like 1-2 times a day or depend on it
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    • Me looking at my dick again after beating the meat 5 minutes ago.
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    • Not a coomer. Can’t relate
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    • If you really can't just masturbate in public you shouldn't even masturbate at all
      Lb234 10 jul
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    • Lovehurts 10 jul
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    • What’s the deal with this btw ? Is there a reason or we just so bored that we just do it ?
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    • “Its not an addiction!”
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    • Man I ain’t even gotta be alone for the urge to hit lol
      Skadoosh 10 jul
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    • having a high sex drive is completely normal guys, especially if you’re 18-25
      Symbolics 11 jul
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    • Wait y’all have dicks?
      jwwolfe 10 jul
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    • I dont beat my dick cuz im horny. I beat my dick cuz im lonely
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    • Yo my ex is buying me a pocket pussy since we’re still cool but we can’t fuck anymore!!!!!! This is lit
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    • i think its better to not jackoff before u have sex for the first time cuz it sucks more not coming than coming in a minute
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    • Luckily for me I’ve been able to drop my masturbation addiction so that urge is long gone too me
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    • fade114 10 jul
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    • Another feature? I hit the jack pot
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    • I’m getting head tomorrow for the first time in 3 months, wish me luck boys
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    • Bruh I was getting an urge right now as I was eating ramen but I told myself let's check ifunny first
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    • Where’s that one clip where it goes “I’M... ...COOMING” over and over?
      B4SIK 10 jul
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    • Fuck it. Gonna go jack off. Brb.
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    • HiChew 10 jul
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    • Phexal 10 jul
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    • Hey dm
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    • Guys im attempting a one week no fap cleanse. Wish me luck
      Assfart 12 jul
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    • Ever since I turned 17, I'm more hornier than ever before
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    • Sure people can get addicted to beating meat but once every other day isnt a lot lmao
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    • You guys do it alone?
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    • Would yall believe me if I said I found mastebating gay
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    • red_reign 10 jul
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    • Ur hand is French mine is German
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    • *hear one note of an arianna grande song in the distance*
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    • DArtagnan 10 jul
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    • Damn y'all are really addicted out here and just complaining about instead of seeking help
      Caesaring 11 jul
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    • You know, that tends to be a sign of an addiction. Have to wonder how many of you people are addicted and don't even know it, how few of you would be even willing to admit it?
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    • World of warcraft has been the only thing that effectively distracts me from this
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    • Yep
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    • I mean...
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    • I'm conflicted between wanting to stop and just moderating it so I do it less but I dont care enough to make a decision so I keep bouncing between both
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    • Speaking of
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    • Wolfgrom 👀
      lyddo 13 jul
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    • I’m just too sad at the moment
      Bird_ 13 jul
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    • I like this meme template
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    • Bon jower
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    • Started when i was 16 still do it everyday im almost 23
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    • This gave me enough urge to accomplish my mission.
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    • I come back from jerkin and see this post right after... then wanked it again
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    • No shit just got and hopped on and there this is
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    • Wait yall masturbate alone?
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    • I wonder if this was made with memetic
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    • The M19 is a fully automatic belt fed grenade launcher, it was first designed by the Naval Ordnance Louisville during the Vietnam War. It’s price is approximately $20,000 and weighs exactly 77.6 pounds and is effective at around 1600 yards
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    • Here comes the tidal wave of coomers
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    • its just gotten old now, i need a break
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    • When I wanna watch porn but I don't have a door and my dogs decide to sleep in my bed
      OnyxHurtz 12 jul
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    • MotoNate 12 jul
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    • Hey that's me
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    • I gotta fight it, I don’t want to masturbate every day. Gotta let it build, so it feels better.
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    • Last night
      da_cheese 12 jul
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    • Bruh I need one but like I can't one without people finding out. This fingering shit just ain't it
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    • *thick southern accent* Bonjorno
      BJL1331 12 jul
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    • You know what’s pretty hot. Chicks playing with themselves.
      IymWet 12 jul
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    • Lmao litterally just did that
      myew 11 jul
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    • I’ve been taking anti depressants recently and it completely fucks with ur sex drive so you can’t coom. Literally hate it so much
      Triqdya 11 jul
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    • My dick has been getting sore whenever I flex this, even when it's weeks between jerking off. How do I stop this?
      jeromathy 11 jul
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    • Hey man, it's in my name.
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    • Jokes on you, it usually waits until halfway through a phonecall with a friend
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    • Imagine not trying nofap and then constantly failing two days in.
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    • I feel called out.... and not okay.
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    • i don't speak surrender
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    • It gets better. Be kind to your penis and it will serve you well.
      le_mortis 11 jul
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    • It’s just sittin there. Sometimes it needs a reminder.
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    • I think that picture was taken before I had a Facebook account, as I think this was my PFP for the first 5 years of having it. I'd post, but I have better things to do, ike look at more memes.
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    • Alot of you need to invest in a chastity cage, either that or just put a bandaid on your dick so it'll be reslly uncomfortable to jerk it
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    • Serious question - how often do you guys masturbate everyday, i'm conducting research on ifunny's community
      peedersa 11 jul
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