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    • That’s some real cringe
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    • Except this is America so if you find diamonds and oil in your backyard you can sell that shit off for a fucking profit to a company because you own your land not the queen bitch
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    • Bro you can’t find diamonds in your backyard, you gotta be 13 blocks above bedrock for that shit
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    • Y’all mf are so stupid and have no knowledge of your own rights by law😂😂 if you find oil or diamonds on your land, it’s your fucking oil or diamonds. No question about it
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    • LegndX a month
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    • Not if you own the mineral rights to your property..
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    • Nah, what you find on your property is yours. If the government needs it, say in war time or something when resources are scarce, they have to pay you a fair price for said resources and land. If you dont feel the price is fair, you can take them to court. And yes, people have won cases like that.
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    • You're an idiot if you believe this. Maybe if you're in a commist state, but in the real world A: How the fuck did you find diamonds in your back yard? And B: Oil companies will attempt to buy your property and the surrounding land, if the government owns it, you broke an oil pipeline
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    • Usually you get ludicrously high offers from private companies to by your land to extract those resources, but ok. Unless you live in a communist society, then you get jack shit because “the wealth must be distributed equally”
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    • Actually if there's oil, they pay you. That's why property owners in Alaska get payed by the government.
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    • I knew somebody who was offered over a million dollars for his property, because it sat on oil . The owner refused, as hoping for a bigger offer. The company bought the land next door and was able to get the oil . The homeowner then committed suicide
      rocketone a month
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    • Coming from an level 2 oilfield tech. If you own the land, then you probably own the mineral rights as well, and if you do, well then buddy you’re gonna be paid bonkers cash for it. Now that is probably exclusive to Americans, and even then it can get hairy, you gotta fight for it.
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    • Oh no, if you have drugs and they find yours, they take that and then thats theirs too.
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    • Unpopular opinion (apparently): smoking weed doesn’t make you a degenerate. Being a degenerate makes you a degenerate. Don’t group me in with the stoners that don’t shit except smoke weed all day, just because I light up every once in a while.
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    • But - it's not. That's not how property rights work
      Ekuland 21 aug
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    • Well diamonds or oil would have already been there and the drugs were put there by you... Stop being stupid and understand that
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    • Actually thats how a friend of mine makes money. His ancestors sold the majority of their land to the US during the depression but not the mineral rights, so when they found oil his family got rich.
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    • that's why when you buy property you make sure you have mineral rights, they cannot take what is under your land legally, and if done illegally then you sue and own the govt
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    • Emminent domain is some fucked up shit. My great grandfather used to own a large property with a lake, and he maintained it beautifully til the gov came and gave him a pittance for it, so they could give it to a group of Native Americans.
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    • No it’s not? We had oil and natural gas on our property and sold the mineral rights to a oil company. We got a huge check and the government had nothing to do with it.
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    • Not in america if you own the property, mineral rights are protected.
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    • Wanna know why diamonds are so expensive? Its because over 90% of the diamonds are owned by a few people who stockpile them. They arent even that rare. Because they own all the diamonds, they set the price for them at what they chose
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    • Actually you make bank if they find oil
      TopPicks 21 aug
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    • The government: you can have the land and everything on it but you have to pay taxes...and if you find anything valuable is ours.
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    • All you gotta do is buy the mineral rights to your land in the United States and that oil or those diamonds are yours
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    • Ever heard of mineral rights?
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    • Oil or diamonds? No. Unless it’s an archeological find involving dead persons or species, you’d have to sell the land to the government and additionally they’d have to acquire mineral rights by the town. Otherwise home owners can choose to k*ill anyone who entered the property who’s been ordered out
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    • Why do you think people get rich when oil is discovered on their land? That shit has to be bought. Can’t just be seized.
      Outlandish a month
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    • That is completely 100% not Tru oil on your land is your oil to drill for. Now they may try to buy it off you or do some sleazy shit but that’s yours.
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    • Just like it's all the sudden my room when I have to clean it but then its my parents room if I complain about the lack of privacy.
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    • Fuck the government
      Rulford 21 aug
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    • r/im14andthisisdeep
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    • It's not the governments, it's whatever company bought the mineral rights from the original land owners
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    • It's also illegal to lie to the government, but when the government lies, it's just politics...
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    • Fake, diamonds don't spawn that close to dirt
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    • Only happens in UK/Europe. US homeowners have a right to all valuables under or on their property
      ehentai 21 aug
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    • That’s actually not how that works at all
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    • People will really say anything as long as it let's them smoke weed and then belittle the people they can't even bother to vote against.
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    • If you buy the drugs, they're yours. If you buy the diamonds or oil, they're yours. If you don't buy those things, those things are not yours. I get the joke but some people are taking this seriously
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    • diamonds are worth nothing and are not rare
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    • notRylee a month
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    • The government doesn’t take things that grow on your property (not drugs, I mean like fruit or whatever) so I don’t get why they would take diamonds or oil?? I don’t own a home... dumb and poor smh... :(
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    • If you don’t want the government to dig on your property buy the mineral rights
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    • You didn’t buy the oil or diamonds
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    • No one gives a fuck about diamonds anymore, they’re just cheap worthless compressed carbon being dug up by the thousands and overinflated due to them only releasing a small amount to the public to buy each year
      Boxygirl96 a month
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    • That's only true in the UK, there's no mineral rights in any good countries.
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    • No there's that thing called oil and mineral rights...
      ColbyTaylor a month
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    • If you find rich resources on your property and the government says they want it you can always tell them to fuck off
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    • Actually it's your property bo matter what is there. They might attempt to purchase your property but there is nothing they can do if you have your house payed off
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    • they don’t tho. it’s yours.
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    • Except it's not. Plenty of people have had oil discovered in their backyard and made millions off it. Even if the government uses eminent domain to sieze your property, they have to pay you fair market value for it. And market value for land that can be drilled for oil is insanely high
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    • Well how did the drugs get there vs how did the oil get there
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    • This is like 12 year old logic
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    • That’s why you buy your mineral rights
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    • That’s just objectively incorrect
      mayonaise 21 aug
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    • That’s actually not true, if you find oil or diamonds on your property then It’s yours
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    • Put oil there on top of the drugs
      Spunder 21 aug
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    • But mineral rights to your land. They cant take it regardless of how valuable it is.
      Zenith12 21 aug
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    • They don't actually. You can sell the mining rights
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    • Cause you can sell them to the government and get a lot of money. If you sell drugs to the government you’ll get a lot of years in prison
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    • That's why if you buy any land you gotta get mineral rights along with it
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    • You don’t have the mineral or resource claims to your property. You bought and owned your drugs though
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    • At my school, the parking lot is considered off campus if you want to go out there but it's considered on campus if they want to search your car
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    • I mean, if you aren’t stupid enough to scream from the hilltop “I found gold in my backyard” you have the chance to obtain mineral rights to your property before saying anything... yeah the government exploits people but there are specific laws in place to prevent it. Just fucking google shit
      Jeeblitt 21 aug
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    • People don't understand property/mineral rights? Look into the laws of your own country before you own anything for God's sake
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    • If you find diamonds in your backyard, it's very unlikely that you live in the US
      odinkin 21 aug
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    • Not if you buy the mineral rights... idiots
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    • If you legally bought the land 100%, then it’s yours. The government will most likely buy the oil back from you.
      Austere 21 aug
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    • You know, there are some very well thought out arguments for legalizing drugs. This is not one of them.
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    • Actually not true, they then take possession of them for the CIA so they can do half for partying and half for exploitation.
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    • Sorry officer i dont have mineral rights, the city does
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    • If you own the land then you can just refuse. It’s land rights. They have to buy the right to those things and then pay you based on how much is there
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    • Fuck you if I find oil in my yard that shit's mine
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    • my luck there is both and my dog owns the property.
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    • Actually a friend's brother had oil discovered on their land and gets payed a ridiculous sum per month in order for that oil to be retrieved it ends up being like 500k a year or so
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    • But when they find a dead body, it’s the neighbors.
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    • If you own the land it is not government property but if they want it they can forcefully buy your land weather or not you want them to or not
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    • That's actually not true at all lol and if you have drugs on you, yeah, they're yours, what dumbass developed this logic?
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    • You have the opportunity to get the mineral rights to your land sooooooooo?
      nls16302 a month
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    • That’s... not how that works...
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    • Bananed a month
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    • Yeah if you sell the rights. I'd you own the property you have the mineral rights.
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    • No, it’s actually still yours, they can’t take it without permission
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    • In not sure what you mean, if you strike oil on your own property you can sell that shit yourself that is absolutely yours. You can make absolute bank off that it's not like the government swoops in and confiscates it.
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    • I swear I did not plant this cocaine tree officer.
      deeptrance a month
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    • Except if you find precious gems or metals or oil on your property it is yours.
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    • You cant even collect rain water without a permit. xD hunting, fishing, all active human tendencies, the govt will find a way to make money off them, even if its writing you a ticket for not paying them to do it first.
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    • It’s not like they just yoink the resources, if they determine it should be for public use then you can negotiate a price for compensation.
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    • Learn from this: obtain the mineral rights to your property fools
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    • If you find diamonds or gold on your property don't make it such a big deal just sell to a pawn shop or whatever and if anyone ask just say they were your grandparent's diamonds/gold
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    • Did you purchase those diamonds or that oil? Probably not. Did you buy those drugs? You probably did.
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    • Mineral rights are fucking bullshit.
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    • Anything in your property is your even diamonds and oils. The government can either buy it from you or confiscate it.
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    • ...said the black man.
      skipjerk 21 aug
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    • No it ain't. If you find oil in your porerty you're fcking rich.
      BMCnin 21 aug
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    • Yea but they pay you for the land. Or find away for you to commit “ suicide”
      realcrow 21 aug
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