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    • I taught my son how to and now he can’t see a matchbook without showing people. I cannot have them in my home
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    • In the comment business we call that fake
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    • This sounds familiar... reminds me of a family called the Baudelaires, their house burned down, and the three orphans have been on the run from the evil Count Olaf ever since
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    • In the pyromancy business we call that potential.
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    • 10 years later: "Daddy I just burned down the school"
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    • One time on a camping trip my sister was up early and playing around with another little boy about her age. I was just lying in the tent with my dad, and they were playing around trying to light a fire (unsuccessfully) and all was chill....until "I think my dad keeps the gas in the orange container"
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    • I actually believe this one, kids say random ass shit like that all the tine especially when they learnt something new
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    • My mom put the fear of god in me about matches burning me and I was afraid to light them until I was like 8
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    • Once you light a match as a kid. You have to light more.
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    • Everytime someone posts something that a kid says, people always say it's fake. But have any of the doubtful people actually been around children? Boys especially like to brag about all the cool things they can do and most children mimic their parents. I believe this child said this.
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    • Here in America our children say, “Daddy I know how to make kids at my school stop being mean!”
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    • I learned how to use them when i was like 6. I went through an entire box and would just throw them in the trash. Yeah I lit the can on fire and set off the smoke alarms
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    • Almost burnt down the entire property when I was younger set a fucking pine tree on fire not one of my proudest moments
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    • Few years go by and the son burns down your house the father says to his wife" thats arson"
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    • A writer tweeted that a while ago. It looks like you cropped that part out
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    • Time to update your insurance coverage
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    • In the south side of Chicago we call that a threat
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    • The day my father told me how to use matches and lighters sparked my pyromaniac problems, when I’m bored I light yarn on fire and just swoosh it around for fun
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    • In the meme business we call this fake
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    • I learned the childproof lighters and caught my sister's crib on fire. She's got a knarly scar from ir
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    • This is gonna end in arson and multiple deaths.
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    • Lol the post is still loading i didnt even look at it
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    • Naughty 5 jun
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    • On iFunny, we call that a collective leak.
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    • In the writing business that's a million and a half themes and metaphors that may or may not be there
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    • Did someone say foreskin?
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    • Great start for a movie
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    • I always wanted to buy a lighter when I was a kid. My mom never let me. Now I know why. I just wanted to burn shit up tho
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    • Ah, I interpreted this as he was going to die like the match girl lol
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    • Some men just want to watch the world burn
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    • And then the fire nation clapped
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    • we didn't start the fire :)
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    • Next thing you know, he’ll be sniffing crack rock cocaine off of a strippers ass
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    • Teach your kids how and how not to use it, when and when not to use it, and why and why not to use it.
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    • just crop out the original guys name right
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    • i’ve been on here a long time with no tc. inigga. tc please :)
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    • Your 5 year old... Monkey? Ape? Turtle? Wall? Son? Daughter?
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    • thats not forshadowing. thats cause and effect
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    • I got a match... your face and my ass. Your breath and a buffalo fart.
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    • One time my friend was showing our 8 yr old neighbor a lighter and flicked it on, then the little kid told his dad he was “playing with lighters” so he made my friend like lean up against a wall and say some weird shit in front of everyone there (we were eating dinner with our close neighbors)
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    • When I learned I tried to show my brother and then dropped the match onto carpet.. safe to say I had 5 seconds or I started WW2 with my parents
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    • I learned how to light a lighter when I was 7 or 8
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    • (Obligatory “this shit is fake” comment)
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    • Your next move should be to buy a fore extinguisher.
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    • And she burns down the house
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    • See thats something a kid would actually say not some bs that other people say their 3 month old baby said
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    • East of Eden, anyone?
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