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    • What if oxygen is actually slowly killing us, but if we stop breathing it, we suffer so strong withdrawal that we die
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    • RAPlST 7 dec
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    • Jokes on you, I can hold my breath for 3 minutes
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    • Oxygen is really a poison that takes 80+ years to kill you.
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    • Breathing is a function of your Autonomic nervous system. If you hold your breath and pass out your brain will resume breathing almost immediately
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    • Oh I get it because sasuke’s brother killed his whole clan
      catopotato 8 dec
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    • You have about 3-4 minutes before your subconscious brain knocks you out and takes control. Even your base desire section thinks you are stupid for hold your breath that long.
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    • But David Blain held his breath for 16 mins soooo.....
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    • We have about 2 hours to live...not stepping on a landmine resets the timer
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    • except for the people who can hold their breath for like 15 minutes, they're just immortal
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    • Stop the clock ok. Proceeds to hold breath for 2:30 minuets. I thought this was gonna work
      5
    • But its 10 minutes not 2 minutes. If you stop breathing and no one preforms CPR you have 10 minutes.
      FrauBucci 7 dec
      5
    • Studies show that 100% of people who have or are currently breathing oxygen die. Facts
      Edgarin 7 dec
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    • False, if you hold your breath for 2 minutes, you'll pass out and start breathing again
      Bronzer 7 dec
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    • Actually it’s seven for the average person, but brain damage begins at 5.
      Vuly 7 dec
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    • SALNOS 7 dec
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    • World record breath holding underwater is 22 minutes 22 seconds
      bytheway 7 dec
      5
    • There are people who can hold their breath under water for like 15 minutes
      thezucc1 9 dec
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    • When you go swimming, you turn on manual breathing
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    • You just made me start breathing manually
      jayidk 8 dec
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    • But I can hold my breath for a little over 2 minutes
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    • fun fact: it’s impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath
      Colorized 7 dec
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    • What about that dude who held his breath for like 10 minutes?
      ngpj7 7 dec
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    • You’re breathing manually now.
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    • I can hold my breath for 3 minutes does that mean I have surpassed mortal man?
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    • But what about people who can hold their breath for 2 minutes?🤨
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    • I can hold my breath for over 3 minutes
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    • Care to explain how David blain spent roughly 20 minutes submerged in water then???
      SYN_Justin 7 dec
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    • Actually that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day
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    • Then one day you no longer have the power to reset the clock
      Wolf_Girl 7 dec
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    • I can hold my breath through the entire underground tunnel between New York a Jersey
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    • Actually you can live for 10 minutes without oxygen pass the point of all the pain
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    • GID DAMN IT THANKS ASSHOLE IM NOW MANUALLY BREATHING! I HATE THAT SHIT!!!!
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    • I think you underestimate how long it takes for you to die of oxygen deprivation.
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    • Hanare 7 dec
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    • Checkout 7 dec
      4
    • Then why the fuck Stan Lee stop breathing then
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    • Great now I am conscious of my respiration and i cant stop thinking about it
      AceRaynes 9 dec
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    • Counting your breath youd be breathing over 900,000,000 times in your life. Roughly 😂
      3 2
    • I mean, they're not wrong in a way
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    • WOW SO PETS SUFFOCATE BABIES NOW RIGHT?
      SergeyT 8 dec
      3 1
    • I can hold my breath longer than 2mins. This is generally used to calculate someone’s lifespan. How long they can hold their breathe X your IQ = your lifespan
      Hrfjio 8 dec
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    • Stop now
      ScoobsDoo 8 dec
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    • But the record for longest-held breath is twenty minutes, so...
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    • But what if you can hold your breath longer than 2 minutes?
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    • David Blaine held his breath for 18 mins so ima have to disagree
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    • Thats a lie I can hold my breath for more than 2 minutes
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    • Unless you're a free diver, them suckers can hold their breaths forever. Which isn't something you should do when normal diving but for freedivers it's okay. I can maintain a breath for a whole minute now.
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    • Reading this is now making you breathe manually
      I800TACO 7 dec
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    • 2319 7 dec
      3
    • Oxygen is the deadliest gas on earth
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    • He needs to come out of the shower
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    • Fuck you I already have enough anxiety
      LtPond7 7 dec
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    • Free divers can hold their breath for up to 8+ min
      hownd2100 7 dec
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    • I just lost the game!
      3 4
    • Not really because you'll pass out and you'll breathe again
      Teruko 7 dec
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    • Thought it was three minutes not two
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    • It actually takes 7 minutes without oxygen for brain death
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    • Actually if you pass out you will start breathing again, so i mean
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    • And you only have a certain amount of breaths
      Nasher98 7 dec
      3 1
    • Thx for feature
      YeetedBeef 7 dec
      3 1
    • People can hold their breath for longer than 2 minutes
      MoonMoon06 7 dec
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    • I can hold my breath for 32:08
      Nickeydil 7 dec
      3
    • fuck i have asthma
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    • Actually, it won't kill you. You'll just pass out.
      B_Wayne 7 dec
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    • I can hold my breath 5 minutes for meditation under water, pussy
      3 2
    • Our blood is toxic and the air is the antidote
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    • Guys the new youtube rewind is so bad. Everyone go dislike it rn
      4 1
    • Suddenly i am very aware of my breath
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    • oKenneth 7 dec
      3
    • You can't die by holding your breath. Once you passout you start breathing normally
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    • It's closer to ten, before you're brain dead but nice try
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    • That gets featured but this doesn’t.
      SaltyBeanz 7 dec
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      Innuendo 7 dec
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    • Can I get top comment to spread the word of God and the fight against evil leftism?
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    • Your brain can go up too 8mins without oxygen. You'll pass out sooner then that but you won't die until 8
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    • But there’s a guy who’s held his breath for over 20 minutes
      LARGE_MOISTY 10 dec
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    • Do you ever hear something so profoundly stupid that you just have to like... physically recollect yourself before replying?
      Metameme 10 dec
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    • Doomsday clock?
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    • Except for David Blaine
      myiare 8 dec
      2
    • If you stop breathing you just pass out and continue breathing
      Ramface 7 dec
      2
    • Nah when I was 2 I stopped breathing for 2:30 minutes I ain't dead bitches... at least not on the outside
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    • Semen goes in my pets frequently
      MrTraffy 7 dec
      2 1
    • I can hold for 4 mins, redo your math
      mynika16 7 dec
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    • The really skilled humans can survive for up to three minutes
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    • So what you're saying is all I have to do is stop breathing?
      Evey 7 dec
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    • When you stop breathing for a long time you pass out and when you pass out you breathe
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    • What if Oxygen just makes you halucinate, so when you stop breathing you Black out, because you were hallucinating. So when you die from running out of air, you wake up in the real World
      SebZap 7 dec
      2 1
    • Holding your breath wont kill you. You just end up passing out and you start breathing again.
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    • You are now breathing manually
      Szegro 7 dec
      2 1
    • Harvard want to know your location
      Texas04 7 dec
      2
    • I can hold my breath for three though...
      iknappe 7 dec
      2 2
    • You ever just wake up with a desperate need to get your cervix pounded up into your stomach
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