• WHISPERING PINES
A biologist believes that trees
speak a language we can learn
By Ephrat Livni -
November 3, 2017
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    • When the trees start talking, spray those fuckers with agent orange.
      Dennis 30 may
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    • Tress in amazon: oh god they are cutting us down!
      mrxxxx 30 may
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    • I am the lorax and I speak for the vietnamese
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    • You mean like this.
      JohnD 31 may
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    • Dont worry guys, I took down as much of the porn bullshit that I coud
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    • Groot niggas:
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    • Hey guys, my grandpa is a Vietnam vet & he's in the hospital. They don't know what's wrong, if y'all could send some prayers this way, that'd be awesome.
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    • It's called transcendent thought communication, or telepathy, in which plants do in fact communicate with chemicals and ferimones.
      Numbrq 3 jun
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    • If one day the trees could speak, they'd say very mean things.
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    • I speak for the trees, and the trees speak Vietnamese
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    • Why do all these trees speak Vietnamese and smell like Nepalm
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    • Trees can communicate. They bark.
      thebigN8 30 may
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    • Vegans will have nothing left to eat
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    • Take that, vegans. What will you eat now?
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    • Nah but fr there's a whole documentary about how all plant life is without a doubt conscious to some degree.
      Volataxx 31 may
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    • *unfortunate son intensifies*
      tdub910 30 may
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    • It's called vietnamese
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    • Duolingo owl bouta teach you how to speak tree
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    • Thats nonsense. You wanna speak to the trees you talk to the Lorac
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    • Do they by any chance speak Vietnamese
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    • BRUH! Slow down with these features, holy shit!
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    • Can you imagine learning that language. Communicating with the trees. And then they learn how harmful we are to earth and then just stop producing oxygen...
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    • Well actually plants do talk to each other using chemical signals
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    • Is... is it vietnatrees
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    • Fortunate Son comes on
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    • Soon we will all be the Lorax.
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    • Fuckin avatar shit right there
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    • Is this scientist also a very short and hairy orange creature? Tends to call himself the Lorax?
      Memesboii 31 may
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    • Can they show me how to tell the tree that keeps shedding pine straw in to my pool to stop being such a little bitch?
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    • Notice that it says A biologist meaning just one and that one biologist was probably going on a trip if u know what I’m saying
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    • Vegans:
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    • It’s pretty cool tho. They all share resources with each other and they know when one is in trouble. Which is obviously why sometimes when you cut one down another may die
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    • I am the Lorax; I speak for the trees. What do the trees say? I don’t know, they speak Vietnamese.
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    • When your pissing on bush in vietnam and then it grabs your dick.
      R204 30 may
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    • I am the lorax, I speak for the trees. The trees? I dunno, they said it in Vietnamese
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    • The sky is speaking fortunate son
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    • “You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish.”
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    • Boomers: "Millennials shouldn't get participation trophys." Also Boomers: *Gets Vietnam war hats*
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    • “You fuckin cut down Jerry”
      Puny 6 jun
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    • Didn't know there was more to learn than "I am groot"
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    • Okay I laughed my ass off at this one
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    • I'm the lorax, and I speak for the trees, and the trees speak....vietnamese
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    • Yeah u right Vietnamese is not that hard
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    • Everyone gangsta when the trees start talkin.
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    • Now peta is gonna kill trees and try to keep others from doing it
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    • I am Groot
      kamcade 3 jun
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    • Hans, get the napalm
      Skoodge 2 jun
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    • Tree huggers gonna piss themselves over this one.
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    • It may not mean anything to nonreligious people, but there's a versw in the Quran speaking about how everything speaks but you don't understand them.
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    • It’s called Vietnamese
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    • *Fortunate son intensifies*
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    • There’s a tree right outside my window I beat my meat in front, I’m finna chop his ass down to keep him quiet
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    • When you are working in the rice fields and the sky starts playing fortunate son...
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    • Fuckin Lorax!
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    • I am Groot
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    • I am groot
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    • I'm the Lorax I speak for the trees, the trees say something in Vietnamese
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    • In a distance you hear it,and starts to get louder. "Fortunate son"
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    • We can finally learn to speak like groot
      jofez98 31 may
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    • Is it just me or to people seem to be becoming more and more retarded over the last couple years
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    • Y'all ever trip n watch the trees? Its incredible.
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    • Time to load the M60
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    • That's not a biologist, that's a retard
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    • *Lorax intensifies*
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    • I am the lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees speak Vietnamese
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    • Vegans *nervous sweating
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    • Checkmate, Vegans.
      Wolferty 31 may
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    • When the trees start saying "I am groot" to mess with us after they find out we learned their language
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    • This is funny because it could be the regular meme. Or is could be that the veteran is nervous about what the trees have to say to him after he burnt down those forests.
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    • I AM GROOT
      Djmaynes2 31 may
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    • I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees
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    • *fortunate son*
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    • Friend: “their in the trees.” Me: “no, they are the trees.”
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    • I am groot
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    • Druids
      Wolfitius 31 may
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    • They speak fuckin Vietnamese
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    • I am Groot🌱
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    • ZER IN ZE TREEZ
      cook2271 31 may
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    • *trees sing Fortunate Son
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    • I was thinking the lorax....
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    • So do fungus. Especially fungus.
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    • NNNAAAAAMMM
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    • Some plants communicated certain things between themselves through intertwining root systems. Might send a certain signal that means “I’m dehydrated” and the like. That may be what the article is referring to. I’m not sure, since I haven’t read it.
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    • "A biologist"
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    • It’s called mushrooms
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    • I am groot
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