• fl ushas42
I had a dream last night that they made a
new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who
was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you
have no idea which character is really Bond,
because he’s undercover, duh. And every
single character, no matter how minor, was
played by somebody famous, so they could all
conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns
out Bond was Leslie Jones.
iª knitmeapony
10/10, greatest spy movie of all time
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    • That sounds unfathomably shit
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    • James bond is a white British male, cant we have one thing. Just one
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    • Ok I fucking get it lesslie Jones sucks you can stop raping my notifications now
      Stallin 13 jun
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    • You had me until leslie jones wtf
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    • Leslie Jones can't act for shit. She plays one character: Sassy Big Black Lady #5
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    • I was with you until you said Leslie Jones. Fk that kunt
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    • Leslie Jones fucking sucks, she’s a literal gorilla
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    • All that was good until you said Leslie Jones was Bond. In my opinion James Bond should always be male. Idc about race. Idris Elba would be an amazing Bond.
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    • Who tf is Leslie Jones...??
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    • It sounded cool until the Leslie Jones twist
      OKKid 12 jun
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    • I hate Leslie Jones please just any other actor, Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves, Miles Teller, Ramy Youssef, Zoe Saldana, Jason Statham, Elizabeth Olsen, or May Calamawy. All acceptable for the role.
      cochet 11 jun
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    • That just sounds really stupid. But you know...because it’s tumblr everyone replying to it probably went “OMG! I’m DiEd ThIS AahMaZinG.”
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    • That idea was great until the very end
      Nick10101 11 jun
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    • Was on board until the leslie jones part
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    • This is was going very well until Leslie Jones
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    • Dear god no. Anyone else yeah, just not Leslie jones
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    • I mean, everything was going fine, until you cast the screeching lunatic as James Bond.
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    • Ah yes a black woman is playing james bond thats not at all forced diversity
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    • Hell no keep that shit in the 7th circle of hell where it belongs
      AX3Y 17 jun
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    • that sounded great..until it was leslie jones
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    • Can we stop pretending Leslie Jones can even act
      jonz1 12 jun
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    • Leslie Jones is actually the most insufferable human being to exist
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    • Leslie Jones is shit and she looks like ryuk from death note
      smnwhln 11 jun
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    • If Leslie Jones was James bind I would kill myself
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    • did they actually just suggest that fucking monstrosity of an actress to play James Bond and fucking agree with it? this app is garbage but its nothing compared to the molten goliaths on Tumblr
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    • Leslie Jones is stupid
      swdanz 16 jun
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    • I feel like it’d be an interesting movie if it didn’t end up being her
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    • That sound fun but the end should have bond being Keanu Reaves.
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    • Yeah, that makes sense. The black feminist woman who defended the latest Ghostbuster would be a great MI6 agent.
      TheJash 13 jun
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    • Please don't do this please stop trying to make Leslie Jones happen. She isn't funny.
      Kevlok217 12 jun
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    • Easy way to kill a 40+ year old franchise: "Believing that is honestly a good idea for the film"
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    • Fake dream used to excuse your reasoning for a female bond because feminazism
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    • You had to kill it with leslie jones. If the whole gimmick was 'someone you didn't expect' then pick someone with talent. Like Danny Devito.
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    • On board up until you said leslie jones
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    • I was down with it until "Leslie Jones" nah bruh gtfo
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    • Leslie Jones is probably the most worthless piece of shit ever
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    • Thats not a dream, thats a horrific nightmare
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    • I think bond should stay a male. His character is kind of gender locked imo.
      TramTrane 11 jun
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    • Leave it to tumblr to have the worst ideas and freak out like they’re the best
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    • Why in the fuck do you want leslie jones to still be in hollywood?! And James bond is a MAN
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    • Was good up until the Leslie Jones part
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    • Yeah no fuck Leslie jones
      Blu13 11 jun
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    • Ok the plot sounds good. It's just the Leslie Jones part thats not good
      Howdyy 11 jun
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    • Why does everyone not understand Bond is his name and 007 is his code name? You can change 007 but not Bond
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    • Yes let’s have a mediocre at best black actress play a British male character
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    • Leslie Jones isn’t fit to play a deaf, mute, leper as a minor role in a fan film, let alone James Bond.
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    • Ya really had me until Leslie Jones
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    • Sounds like garbage. Just like every role she has
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    • No. Leslie Jones sucks.
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    • Had me until you said Leslie Jones
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    • Any movie with a woman from that snl cast is already one of the worst films of all time
      EggNiggie 12 jun
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    • In the end, no one is Bond, because my dumbass walked into the wrong theater again
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    • Leslie Jones is insufferable
      Arizona 12 jun
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    • I would insult Leslie Jones by saying she can suck my dick but I don’t want to be sucked off by an NFL linebacker
      TG1097 12 jun
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    • But...Leslie Jones is awful
      BFFNOOB 11 jun
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    • I was on board until Harambe came up
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    • I would literally rather watch the puppy dying scene from John Wick on a loop than watch a single scene from that untalented right. She's fucking terrible.
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    • What box of 3rd wave feminist bullshit did you unbox this shit idea from? It wasn't enough that she was a ruining factor for the Ghostbusters movie that Bill Murray and Crew are coming back to do a proper sequel? Hard fucking pass.
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    • Maybe it's because of all the publicity hes gotten lately but I think Keanu Reeves would be a great bond
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    • Leslie Jones is a masculine black woman
      rustieoy 11 jun
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    • I like the idea, but change the actor who’s actually playing Bond to somebody who isn’t absolute horseshit and I’m down
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    • Awesome idea bad conclusion
      sorryb 11 jun
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    • Lmao Leslie Jones is like the Anti-Bond she’s as far from Bond as you can get
      AnEgg 11 jun
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    • I don't like her. Not because she's black or a woman or unattractive. I think she just kinda sucks. Like a less funny Melissa McCarthy, who I also don't LOVE but she's okay I guess
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    • Ah yes, the whole "james bond shouldn't be a white male anymore" thing
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    • Ya had me till you said leslie Jones, such an annoying right
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    • She's a black woman... bond is a white man. Fucking liberals.
      eillis 11 jun
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    • hurr durr story automatically good if blakk womynz
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    • Um you spelled "Mike Myers" wrong
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    • Gross, sounds like you dreamed sjw propoganda
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    • That's such a horrible idea... Kys so this never becomes a thing again
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    • Terrible idea. BUT!!! Change “Bond movie” to “spy movie” and “Leslie Jones” to “Danny Magnum-Dong Devito” and you got yourself a dank ass movie.
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    • Why Leslie Jones tho. Anyone would’ve been better. Like for example Keanu Reeves. I bet he could play a kickass Bond.
      Pyrrhotek 11 jun
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    • Leslie Jones? Isnt that the fat sow that helped to ruin ghostbusters
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    • Fuck no. She's fucking annoying.
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    • Would be a shit movie just because of Leslie Jones
      Chris 11 jun
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    • That’s fucking retarded Leslie Jones belongs in a dumpster
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    • I mean it could be a cool movie, setting aside I dont think leslie Jones could carry serious bond. But like 60% of a bond movie is just focused on bond, often alone. Itd have to have a whole different structure and wouldn't be very bond.
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    • I think Leslie Jones is a great choice for bond. It's time we had a strong black man as James Bond
      deaydan 11 jun
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    • I would pay to not watch a movie with Leslie Jones
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    • Garbage actress
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    • Leslie Jones is disgusting and terrible at acting
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    • I want Boys in the hood with an all white cast.
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    • Characters are specifically described in every movie, book and story. If I were to petition for a white Wakanda (which I would not) the world would explode. James Bond is a white guy, but his, theoretically, adopted sister, Leslie, could have her own bond “spin-off”.
      Dajawe 16 jun
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    • No
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    • Remember the Ghostbusters remake? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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    • It would only be tolerable if bond turned out to be Danny devito
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    • That would be absolute shit
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    • That would be soooooooooo shitty...
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    • Even better: randomly selected ending. Each time you watch it, the ending changes and someone else revels themselves as James Bond.
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    • Fuck this guy
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    • Great idea except that James Bond is a white British male
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    • Had to google Leslie Jones. Still don’t know who she is...
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    • Im not sexist but Bond has always been a guy. The character himself is James Bond. Im all for diversity in the media but some things shouldnt change. Like having a female batman when there is Batwoman or batgirl
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    • Eww, fuck no. The Bond franchise has a certain formula, and that definitely doesn't fit. You're banned from coming up with ideas for the next year. Fuck off.
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