• jungwildeandfree:
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed
"mOTHERFUCKER" and then my dad poked
his head out of the livingroom and said "you
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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    • Tumblr: believes everything, no matter what. Ifunny: believes nothing, no matter what
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    • ultimate dads are gifted the WD-40 Cologne
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    • Don’t scream profanity in your parents house
      maestro2 1 jul
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    • My dad would kick my ass if I said that.
      UNSC 1 jul
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    • When my mom gets pissed at something she'll yell son of a whore and I run in like, Yeah?
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • Is it weird that I don't cuss in front of my parents and grandparents?
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    • I'm sure it was probably too cheerful joking you rang but I'm imagining Lurch from The Addams Family
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    • Then Obama showed up and started clapping as he gave you a medal and Michelle Obama was waiting for you in your room with a 10 inch strap on
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    • I can only wish to have that reaction time with my jokes. Dad jokes or not
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    • Lmao I'd be kicked out.
      DrQuanta 1 jul
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    • Hats off to the ultimate re-featured meme
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    • Dude is living in a sitcom
      mxriel 1 jul
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    • Then my whole family started clapping then 2 days later obama visited and gave us 100k for funniest joke
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    • tumblr moment
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    • Man was probably waiting years for that one
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    • And then Obama
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    • And then they all did one sex
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    • My dad
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    • He silently said the "m" in mother, then screamed out "OTHER"
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    • I try not to swear around my parents out of respect. But it’s funny when I do because it’s always when something I truly don’t expect happens
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    • Motherfucker doesn't mean you fuck any mother, it means you fuck your own mother
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    • Then the couch clapped
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    • Dad, please come back. I miss you.
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    • Fake and gay
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    • If you say oh my God my dad will say the same thing cause he thibks he's god
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    • RatetheGreatKitty Me @ James
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    • My parents used to yell "son of a bitch" and somehow get upset when i yell "yes?!"
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    • Weeb s t u f
      Hanji 1 jul
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    • Features were lame, have some p orn
      NotGay 1 jul
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    • Dad jokes are cringy and annoying. Internet please stop
      aFuPicks 1 jul
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    • I swear people on tumblr seem to think that really cringy shit is hilarious
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    • My parents are getting divorced due to another mother fucker
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    • Ok so my name is Olivia Lord and any time I hear oh Lord I say what can I do for u. Since people half the time didn't know where I came from I started saying I was a demon of blasphemy and I make a deal with anyone who calls my name just say o Lord n ill be there.it was fun.
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    • mOTHERFU C KER
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    • We need a new feature team, this app has gone to such horrible shit and every goddam other post is a awful tumblr post, only around 1% of this app is either enjoyable or funny and the rest and rebreading tumblr furry porn. I hope i get ban so i can get away from here.
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    • And then the dog clapped
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    • Props to the dad
      Funny0_o 4 jul
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    • I literally said this joke in 7th grade
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    • Well played sir, well played.
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    • Dad of the year
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    • As long as you don’t scream when the lights go out at school, that’s fuckin weird.
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    • “SON OF A BITCH” “sorry your moms not home”
      SatlyAf 3 jul
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    • The ultimate dad? Damn I guess my dad isn’t special
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    • A motherfuker I maybe but the mother I fucked doesn't belong to me
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    • The giant enemy what?
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    • 🤣 dead
      Kels80 3 jul
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    • The pointless extra comments on these posts should count as pointless reaction images.
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    • He's been waiting your whole life to say that
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    • My dad's the kinda person to get me a drink with his friends and treat me apart of the group I can swear like a sailor and be at ok
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    • Motherfucker is the only word I don't scream when I'm angry at games in my house, because my father would come straight into my and ask if I called
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    • *sad username noises*
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    • There is no best dad joke, they are all good
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    • He wins
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    • Imagine yelling son of a bitch and your brother comes in
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    • Send this shit back to 2012
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    • When I was 18 a boned a 35 yr old mom. I too, am a mother fucker.
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    • I swear with my parents all the time. They know the difference between swearing WITH them, as opposed to swearing AT them. I dont swear at them
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    • I'm fucking almost 20 years old and my family dont let me cuss -.- they gifted me with the permission to say "frick" and "dang" so I just cuss in swedish, Spanish or japanese cause I learned then from youtuber, classes, friends who speak it
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    • My boyfriend and his dad would call eachother mother fucker and son of a bitch
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    • I'm teaching my kids to speak their minds. I got fucked over too many times keeping my mouth shut.
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    • Stop
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    • I never swore in front of my parents (even playing games id whisper the words) but after the infantry I let a few slip now and then.
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    • What’s up with all these Tumblr posts like holy shit half of em are unfunny af
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    • The insult "mother fucker" implies you fuck your own mother
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    • Thank you for the wisdom I will use this when I have children
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    • My response would be. “I’m your oldest, you didn’t earn that title until after me, you can thank my younger siblings for that one!”
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    • Cant wait to bang a milf an respond whenever someone says "motherfucker"
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    • Who says MF? “Damn” or “fuck” is more like it!
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    • You rang?
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    • No
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    • One time my friends dad said son of bitch and he said you rang and then his dad got pissed
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