• dude, all ur girlfriend really wants is:
ur hoodies
attention
idk anote
ice cream
a letter?
a puppy?
to choke her
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    • And all I want is a girlfriend
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    • BestCat 10 jul
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    • Share dino chicken nuggets and fries
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    • One thing guys aren't doing enough: listen to her hobbies and passions! I love listening to my gf ramble because it's just amazing to listen to someone talk about something they love. And trust me, just hit her with a "that sounds cool, tell me more" BOOM! panties: gone!
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    • As a female I can say this post is 100% true, but can I ask what guys want from a relationship?
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    • Nah that’s childish. I want my man to have goals, a career/job that he’s happy with, & great credit score. Also yes choke me.
      AlienD0ll 10 jul
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    • I wanna hug, go to amusement parks, and binge watch cartoons together
      Kaderpow 10 jul
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    • What about what a man wants
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    • Don’t forget one more: To fish with you
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    • Can I give her attention by choking her with a dog in a sweater with ice cream poisoning, and a suicide note, and a letter from Stacy to get milk for Brad?
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    • No Dino feature tonight thank you everyone I am so happy you guys like my content is suprised me so much to get as much traction as I have I am not deserving:)
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    • Can confirm. I want all of these, idk about the puppy for now
      Austro 10 jul
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    • I just want someone to fucking care about me
      WET_HAM 10 jul
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    • Definitely choked, adrenaline rush is too good
      EllieJoel 10 jul
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    • I just want to take a man out for icecream and congratulate him when he wins a round even though I don’t understand video games. And world domination, but we can work out way up to that.
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    • My best friend’s girlfriend keeps trying to get me to ask this girl she knows out. We were kayaking and she goes “It’ll be really fun, we can have a foursome!” And I’m really confused and look at her boyfriend and he’s just as confused. Then her brother starts laughing and 1/2
      onweb 10 jul
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    • Girls don’t exist... is this meme a conspiracy theory?
      Beaston 10 jul
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    • I dont wanna be choked thats mean
      Pipo 10 jul
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    • Why the choke? Why are girls always sub? Why no dom gf?
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    • Cuddles, cuddles and more cuddles 🥰
      AppleAss 10 jul
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    • There’s a small problem with that. I need a girlfriend first.
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    • I just want a girlfriend. Doesn’t have to be perfect. Just someone to love me and hold me when I’m sad
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    • oche 10 jul
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    • I did all of this but was still broken up with yesterday, I feel like sh”t but I’m trying to keep my head up
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    • Like if you've ever (redacted) in a (redacted) with an (redacted)
      surve 10 jul
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    • All I want is a loving relationship! And penguinsssssss
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    • can confirm, somebody please buy me a puppy
      Kasagure 10 jul
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    • And some other dude
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    • And a classic Big Buck Hunter Arcade machine
      GryffinTG 10 jul
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    • F U C K W O M E N
      Corban_ 10 jul
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    • Can someone assure me it’s fine I have 0 sexual intent in relationships?? Like I’m not too old or young but I think it would’ve set in a little by now. Idk. I just want someone to laugh with and makes me feel appreciated :/
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    • I did all of the above. Yet my girlfriend still said she never loved me last night. Even drew goofy pictures of her. Sometimes it’s just the person, y’all.
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    • Ok so I asked guys what they want from a relationship and I got a lot of replies, so follow up question; what is something that u hate in a girl and makes u not want to date her?
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    • AND SPONTANEITY OH MY GOD if my bf did that I’d be so much more happy with him. But he’s really making me question shit rn
      Gnatalie 10 jul
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    • Who tf wants their man to choke them that’s just scary
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    • And a dick in the ass
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    • And dresses with pockets
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    • Fr though, girls want one thing: for guys to listen to them! They have so much passion, more then most of us can imagine. And if she loves you, she’ll tell you each of those passions. So listen to yo girl. Also yes choke her.
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    • I did all this and she still left. Smh.
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    • All the fake bitches I dated stole my damn hoodies I literally had to walk to their house and get my shits
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    • And someone to play Minecraft with
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    • One condition she has to be smol and cute enough to look fuckin adorable in these hoodies
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    • My girl doesn’t like to be choked😔
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    • I'm an adult and I still don't have a boyfriend...What do guys look for in women?
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    • Bro ive never even been kissed
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    • Every time my girlfriend visits from Canada, I let her take one of my t-shirts so she can feel me around her while I'm not there.
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    • I just want a woman to care about me
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    • For the longest I thought I wanted a gf bc i felt lonely and then the opportunity arose for me to have one and I realized I’m afraid of commitment and actually don’t want one and I wasn’t lonely I was just insecure
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    • Nah all she wanted was my money
      Oshawatt 10 jul
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    • he's right you know
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    • And ur bank account
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    • My gf just started getting into choking. I mean it’s kinda hot but damn my neck fuckin hurts
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    • You forgot gaming together
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    • Ok now i know how to keep a girl but now i need a girl my nigga
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    • Whats a girlfriend?
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    • Only your playtime. Enjoy while u can.
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    • igotnothing15 hehe 👉👈
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    • Just get rid of the puppy and put cuddles
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    • And half your money when she leaves ur ass because she’s a whore.
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    • Got that in spades, she can have it ig, sure why not, I'm down, ig, fetch me their souls little one, I would gladly. Now where the fuck is my girlfriend
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    • haha yeah and half my money. no thanks i’ll marry my car
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    • When you find the right person it’s like exclusive BFFWB. Best friends forever with benefits. Like y’all love being around each other and the sex is awesome.
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    • pretty accurate tbh :o
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    • Can confirm
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    • They forgot eating her out. That is necessary
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    • yes
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    • Or to be called a little cum slut sometimes then get cuddles
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    • whats a girlfriend
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    • All I want is someone to talk to and play video games with me
      n4thaniel 10 jul
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    • Guys my girlfriend is taller than me and bigger, do I steal her hoodies?
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    • My girl isnt into me having my hand on her throat :/ She's kinda shy and innocent tho, maybe it'll change
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    • if i had a gf in the first place of course I would give her all of that
      oquelius7 10 jul
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    • MajorSamio you’ve given me at least 6 of the 7
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    • Women don’t know what they want.
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    • You guys notice that urination porn is getting popular?
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    • Smh men are told all their life not to hit/choke women. Then what's the first thing they ask for? "Choke me daddy!" Nah bitch, I ain't falling for no MeToo bullshit
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    • What I really want: a gf
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    • You forgot hair pulling qnd cuddles.
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    • DreamyMaze dis tru?
      7th_Crow 10 jul
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    • Listen if you hand write a girl a letter you best believe she is keeping that thing until the day she dies
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    • Keepquiet 10 jul
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    • SleepGoy 10 jul
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    • Yes unlimited cuddles
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    • no cap i dont like choking the girls i care about. just seems.. off
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    • It’s really just attention. Some need more some need less
      FBI_GUY 10 jul
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    • True
      Cyria 10 jul
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    • I just want a girlfriend take my hoodies whatever I just wanna hold or be held
      bossandro 10 jul
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    • I didn't say you could leave
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    • enjOyit 10 jul
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    • Apparently other guys too
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    • And all I wanted her to do was to accept my support but she chose to ignore it and do it whatever way she wanted
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    • Truth
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