• [being murdered]
Mailman: *murdering me*
Me: *being murdered*
My Dog: if only someone had
indicated on multiple occasions
that the mailman was bad OH
WAIT
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    • I am being murdered. (Being murdered is what is happening to me.) *I am being murdered.* Currently, I am being murdered. “I am being murdered.”
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    • That’s why when my dog barks at my mailman, i kill him before he kills me. I’m also getting sentenced for 3 counts of first degree murder tomorrow. Wish me luck!
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