• Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: My dad is in the hospital
*7 days later*
Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital?
Student: Yes. He's a
doctor.
Teacher:
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    • During my Junior year, my grandpa had a heart attack and pressed a button alerting paramedics and I. I try leaving to rush home, but my shitty english teacher blocked the door. My grandpa, and only legal guardian died and I didnt even get to say goodbye because of that bitch.
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    • Teacher:
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    • Damn you lose teacher brownie points pulling shit like that. I try to be on my teachers good side
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    • Well... he's not wrong.
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    • My goldfish drowned today can we get an F in the chat please
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    • I read the future, the future says feature
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    • My sister’s bus was in a bad accident one day when I was in school. (I was 18 with a car) and I straight up knocked a bitch (my math teacher) to the floor when she tried to physically block me from leaving her class. Our parents were out of town and I was her only legal guardian that day
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    • I used to pull the same shit. My dad's a mortician
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    • I’ve actually done this, been afraid of the karma ever since😅
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    • I'll never forget one of my teachers mailing a personal note when my father passed when I was in community college. Still one of my favorite teachers.
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    • I used the “I’m going to the dentist” cuz my mom is a dentist and she was home so I never actually lied
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    • Honestly if I was a teacher I'd tell them not to point out that he's a doctor next time
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    • He should get a gold star
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    • Ive actually seen this meme a million times! Thanks for showing me again it’s a real knee-slapper!
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    • Jesus these features sucks
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    • Listen here you little shit
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    • Ha ha. A classic Indian meme.
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    • That’s Pakistan losing to India last year World Cup
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    • I remember once on April fools three girls came to class saying one of their dogs died. The teacher was pretty pissed to hear is was supposed to be a “joke”
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    • Ha...can't say nothing tho
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    • Why are you booing me, I’m right!
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    • Anybody know this guys name? He’s famous af but I’ve never heard who he actually is
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    • This is a randomly generated meme
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    • 😂well
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    • Like how anytime somebody asks me how I am, I respond with, "I woke up on the floor again." I sleep on a Japanese futon, it's supposed to be on the floor.
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    • Shlatto 5 aug
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    • I mean even so a week is not a long time at all when in the hospital
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    • Why does it matter why you are late? They are there now don't waste time just get on teaching it's their lives that they will have to live with the consequences
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    • That’s called double speaking
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    • BRUH IM FUCKING YODELING RN!!😂😂😂💀💀💀BURY ME IN A LOUIS VUITTON BECAUSE I AM DECEASED MY BRETHREN!😂😂YO WHO ATE MY TOSTINOS PIZZA ROLLS AND QUICK SCOPED MY WIFE WITH THEIR PENIS?!😂😂💀💀OH LAWWWWD I HAVENT DONE MY TAXES IM TO TURNT UP🥶🥵 I typed that shit word for fucking word just wasted 2m
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    • I enjoyed this
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    • Heehoo facebook sure is comedic
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    • Pakistan people are too dumb to be doctors? Is this a joke?
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    • The guy got hired, what a guy :)
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    • Hey, I think I've seen this one before
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    • YOOOOOO BODIED
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    • The teacher would know that the dad is a doctor 🙄
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    • India moment
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    • My dad is in the hospital but his liver isn't working
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    • I pulled a sneaky on ya
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    • Sadness
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    • I am a Pakistani and it makes me proud that a meme of ours has not only gone international but has stayed relevant for more than a year now.
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    • Boomer humor
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    • You know he's also been getting less homework
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    • Lol fuckin knew it
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    • Like how it’s the students fault if they are late when they get dropped off by their parents, have to wait in traffic because the school zone blocks traffic to 1 mile an hour, but no they need to be punished because clearly if every student leaves earlier that will just magically fix the traffic.
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    • Bro, why'd you tell him, now you can't use that excuse any more!
      Alaura 3 aug
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    • Is this that shitty indian tik tok?
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    • I would of said "Damm and all of those prostate exams he gave you where free?"
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    • Way to go. That teacher is now less likely to be sympathetic to his/her student's personal problems in the future. But, go ahead and keep blaming teachers for "not caring."
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    • This reads like it would be one of those comedy skits Indian people do
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    • My wife and I are both doctors. (Diff. fields she's medical I'm psychological) but I cant wait to tell our kids to do this
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    • Student: "my dad is in the hospital" Teacher:"that's your problem you have to make sure you are here on time I am giving you a 0 for the day"
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    • Oh I get it bc that’s what foiled the teacher and the teacher thought that the dad was sick omg lmao so clever XD LMAO AHHAHA
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    • "Not going to lie they had us at the first half"
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