EPIC BOOBS
Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
JFly420 JFly420
10 feb
EPIC BOOBS Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
PapaChode PapaChode
14 dec 2020
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm
debating if I should stop or gas it
oN
AmmonWall
1 may
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it oN
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
Believe me,honey
like you for your personalitits
DontLookAtMySubz DontLookAtMySubz
12 may
Believe me,honey like you for your personalitits
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
2020 keeps walking back in like:
Do hear here?
TopazTexanGal TopazTexanGal
4 nov 2020
2020 keeps walking back in like: Do hear here?
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
MurkDirty MurkDirty
27 jan 2021
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables