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    • Who unplugged the baby to charge their phone?
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    • This means no more women? Ayup.
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    • *microwave ding noise* OH SHIT THE BABIES READY
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    • “You kids can’t survive nowadays without your technology”
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    • I reckon that you could abort anytime you wanted. "Yeah, I changed my mind, I'm not ready for a kid." *unplugs incubator
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    • This will eliminate the baby inheriting parts of it's immune system from it's mother, however, it also eliminates the damage from smoking drinking doing drugs and other negative impacting activities.
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    • Sweet. We have sex robots, dishwashers, and now artificial wombs. As soon as we figure out how to build a sandwich making machine, you ladies will be obsolete.
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    • I hope it makes a ding sound when it's done
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    • death stranding be like
      caramel 5 jul
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    • Pussy is obsolete
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    • no need for women
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    • this will just ruin mothers day lmao.
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    • You made every god in every culture very mad
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    • Death stranding?
      iNiber 4 jul
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    • Finally cat girls are on there way and women are obsolete the future is bright
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    • Brave New World moment.
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    • The best parts is that the health of the baby can be examined throughout the pregnancy without damaging the health of the mother and baby.
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    • Now we actually don't need women. This is a win
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    • NOTADYSTOPIANOTADYSTOPIANOTADYSTOPIANOTADYSTOPIA
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    • So how does this work? Just like a sex toy that gets pregnant
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    • This feels like the beginning to Death Stranding.
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    • "HEY! Who unplugged the baby!?" "Sorry dad, my 3ds was about to die."
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    • A blatant violation of God’s will. Fucking disgusting.
      Cajun 5 jul
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    • Death stranding
      ExmoGen 5 jul
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    • Baby saiyan pods
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    • Does this mean we can finally outlaw abortion? No more of that “my body my choice” bullshit.
      Guiltyyy 5 jul
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    • Kids don’t shake the fetus.
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    • This reminds me of a certain video game
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    • Personal generators are in the future if this tech is real
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    • Some women aren’t able to carry a baby, like in the movie UP. So this is actually really good technology
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    • BB
      Kasagure 5 jul
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    • Instead of abortions just take this to the airport, plug it in, and never return
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    • This at least proves that a fetus is human life separate from the mother. If it can be removed from the mother, and kept alive, it's another life. Also, while i think this is bad because it's playing god, it would stop abortions, because the baby can be removed but still live
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    • Mfw pe.dos and adrenochrome users can grow their own babies to abuse and torture from home
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    • So this means people no longer have an excuse to slaughter pre-birth children?
      Rethos 5 jul
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    • See, we don't need women anymore. Dick gang rise up
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    • I always new women would become obsolete.
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    • Crockpot
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    • Oh boy, here comes the gender controversy bullshit.
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    • Death Stranding
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    • I unplugged the baby to charge my switch
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    • When he doesn't need you for reproduction anymore:
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    • Well there's also no need for men because women can impregnate women with this blood marrow procedure so I guess we just dont need people
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    • Hey, at least it doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs. It's got upsides.
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    • I hate this timeline
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    • Responsible parents would have a back up generator
      Mystigan 5 jul
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    • God I would give everything to just have my uterus removed and grow my biological children in an electric womb to avoid everything about pregnancy and birth
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    • Do people actually get power outages? I've never had a power outage at my house.
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    • This is dumb as hell, that's all I gotta say
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    • This would put an end to so many problems like fetuses dying in the womb, women dying in labor, and women complaining that they have to do all the work for a baby. As long as it has a backup battery that lasts a long enough time then it's probably gonna put an end to premature death almost entirely.
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    • Finally, tight scarless milfs
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    • Lol all these women who were talking shit about how they wouldn’t need men in the future. Now we don’t need women
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    • Every day we get closer and closer to being in a world where there is no interaction between anyone, and everything is machine run.
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    • I know most of y’all are joking but for those that aren’t: the artificial womb is meant for premature babies. As in already developed fetuses (normally after at least 22 weeks). Full ectogenesis is still far, far, FAR off
      LoliBih 6 jul
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    • I just realized something when someone mentioned premature birth. Would this allow us to fully mature in the womb as we were designed too? Before our heads got to large for our hips. Essentially does this allow for a longer “pregnancy and a more cognitively functional child when born?
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    • This comment section worries me yo.
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    • Have a power surge and get a freshly cooked meal
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    • is this the male equivalent to women and their fucking bone marrow argument
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    • Ay rn please send me the campfire color changing shit please quick I'm drunk and right but they dont belive me
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    • content not available more
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    • Yall saying you can overthrow us but i dont see yall being able to have babies with the same gender
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    • I wonder if this would eliminate premature births
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    • Your telling me that the tub I've been jerkin into for two months now is pointless
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    • The thought of a baby in a womb sort of freaks me out. Like, feeling a baby kick you from inside of you just spooks me.
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    • Women are quickly becoming obsolete
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    • Can be used to prevent abortion. Just take the fetus, pit it in there instead of ki||ing it.
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    • They wouldn’t get fingerprints
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    • This would be a fantastic option for those of us who take medication that’s not safe for pregnancy.
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    • You dog, unplug the baby so I can charge my phone
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    • This is cool one day i wanna mix banana and monkey dna and wonder what ill make
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    • Oh fuck, Death Stranding is becoming more and more real. I can't tell if Kojima needs to be stopped, or if we need to throw money at him.
      THAWTHUG 5 jul
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    • I mean, as long as you can provide the nutrients required, this can save quite a few lives lost in birth complications.
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    • I'm sure they won't let you keep them at home, will probably be hospital/lab
      Titz 5 jul
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    • This is some DragonBall Z level shit.
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    • Women are over party
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    • Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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    • “I- I can put my dick in it?”
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    • When somebody goes to turn off the lights and hits the wrong switch
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    • How about instead of the human race getting rid of us humans we actually work on something that’s important
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    • Well i was under cooked. Im a micro preemie. I was 4 months early
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    • I would like the baby to come out if that thing at like 2 years old already walking and doing some talking. I could like give him my message stream and posts during those years so he'll b Klx=@$ best friend.
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    • Matrix anyone?
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    • Ayup I guess imma head out
      xChaiChi 5 jul
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    • Hey thats my BB
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    • Me feeding the baby beer
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    • What a brave new world
      Boolalaa 5 jul
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    • So we're not allowed to cum inside anymore?
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    • Baby microwave
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    • Just harvest their eggs
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    • Stop trying to replace the human element in humanity
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    • Trans will use this in attempt to be normal
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    • Life would be better without women.
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    • Finally there’s no more need for women. We can throw them all away like the garbage they are
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