• cop: ipulled you over for going 68 in a
55
me: dang, 68? can you make that
number a little cooler so i can hear the
judge read it out loud haha
cop: sure whatever
[later in traffic court]
judge: how were you going 420 in a 55
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    • I only give people tickets if they put someone’s life in danger or if they are a dick once I stop them, if you are polite you have a 110% of me letting you off with a warning
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    • Great way to avoid the ticket all together. Since it’s impossible to go that speed it will just be voided
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    • That’s when you accuse the officer of being drunk and say you were doing 42 and had no idea why he pulled you over
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    • I was in court one time and this kid got pulled over for doing 50 in a 75 lmao. The judge and all the police officers collectively laughed at him.
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    • Should've changed the 55 to a 69
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    • I got pulled over for 69 in a 55 the other day lul
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    • You had the chance to say 420 in a 69
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    • Oh boy. Can't wait to step in the comments to see all the dense dumbasses saying "Why not change it to 69" like that's not the joke
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    • Who else thought it would be changed to 69?
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    • How many times had this been featured
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    • I thought he was just gonna say 69
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    • better question how did the cop stop you
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    • Me: Your honor, I was trying to go 69 but shit got heated
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    • I went 80 in a 60 one time on a unpopulated country straightaway and got 45 min lecture about how dangerous I was matched with 7 page paper on my dangerous driving and 100$ ticket. Fuck cops.
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    • One time when I got pulled over in a 40mph zone I was going 60 ober the speedlimit cuz I always keep it 💯
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    • “420 in the 69”
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    • I thought of 69. But 420 is ok too
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    • The best part is that the judge would probably let him get off after seeing a report like that
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    • Coulda been.... 69....
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    • Judge laughs 420 huh? Like a pothead can afford a car.
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    • Cop: you were going 45 over the speed limit. Me: gotta keep it 100
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    • Honestly at that point the judge would think there was no way you were going that fast and rule it either an invalid ticket or a inaccurate reading. So you get off scot free
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    • Judge: this says you were going 420 in a 55. Me: I don't even know if my car can go a quarter that fast. Judge: good point. You're free to go
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    • I thought it’d be 69, I was bamboozled in the brain
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    • +"What? No! It was 68. Supposed to be 69." -"Guilty. Go pay your fine."
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    • Holy shit bois I just realized I got featured
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    • This the 420th time I saw this
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    • This has been featured so many times, I don’t understand how people are reacting to this for the first time
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    • Real talk here guys, does the #1 rated blackhead remover vacuum thing really work? asking for a friend
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    • Dude it should have been a 69
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    • "You were going 60 miles over the speed limit" "i always try and keep it 100" "i can respect that"
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    • Those are rookie numbers. I got clocked at 98 in a 55
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    • Nigga in a fucking stealth bomber
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    • This is funny cuz a few month ago I got pulled over for going 68 in a 55. And I was mad that I wasn't goin 1mph faster
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    • How many times do we have to fucking see this
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    • Now it can claim a typo and say you were going 42
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    • I accidentally sucked a dick today
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    • “You go 40 in a 35, check the mirror and see Hell has arrived. Cuz we’re cops yeah we’re cops we’re up in your shit”
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    • Sixty-nine
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    • Hahahaha for the 420th time
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    • I've seen this meme get featured before
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    • Shoulda been 69
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    • Judge* must be an electronic error.. case dismissed
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    • Damn i was waiting for the 69
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    • Got court next week for an 81 in a 55. First ever encounter with the police. How fucked am I? I was only speeding because 3rd gear has been popping out and I wanted to see that I had fixed it by putting a load on the transmission
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    • reading this at 4:20
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    • Welcome to....let's guess how many times this was featured!
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    • Where tf is the second tc
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    • Even funnier the 420th time!
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    • Blazing speeds
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    • Y not 69
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    • I saw this post years ago and I still sometimes think about it randomly and laugh out loud in public.
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    • Sixty-nine?
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    • Hell I do 420 in the parking lot.
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    • He was in a fucking spaceshuttle
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    • The verdict.............no more license and $200,000.....case closed!
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    • I don't know judge i guess u could say i was blazing.......👉😎
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    • There is no speed limit in Florida
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    • I do 420 in a 35
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    • The cop is dumb it makes more sense with 69
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    • Holy shit I've been pulled over for going 68 in 55 before
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    • You see I dont think the officer liked me so he falsified the ticket
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    • Just cruising in my fucking thrust SSC
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    • You should go to private prison for life if you speed. It would make the investors very rich
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    • What I wanna know is where tf a 55 speed limit is
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    • you could’ve gone 69 dumbo
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    • wHy DiDnT hE sAy 69
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    • I have actually gotten pulled over for doing 68 in a 55
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    • Who gives tickets for 68 in a 55? Around here tickets dont start till 15 over
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