• How to Remove and Kill a
Tick
1 Kill yourself. Ticks require feeding from a host to survive.
If the host dies, the tick will not have any nourishment and
will soon starve.
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    • Way ahead of you buddy. And I don't even have ticks.
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    • I won, but at what cost
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    • Why does fucked up depression her looks so much hotter than normal her
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    • Logic
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    • This also works as a cure to corona virus as well
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    • So be it. And to protect the spread you shall come with thy in thee but thou if thy
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    • My wife's aunt just recovered from Covid 19 and told us how horrible it is but then decides to go to the beach a couple of days later.. I honestly don't even know what to think anymore
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    • How to remove a tick: PERSONA
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    • relax guys it’s just Yukari trying to summon her Persona
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    • “I will not let the flood take me alive”
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    • No no, he’s got a point
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    • The forerunners building the halo rings
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    • On the other hand you can get a friend to help
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    • Halo logic
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    • Forerunners when creating the halo rings
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    • >mfw activating the ring
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    • This is also how you prevent ticks so this applies to everyone
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    • Some forerunner logic right here
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    • how to become a fossil: step 1- die
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    • Suicide funny
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    • Don’t come any closer or I’ll kiII myself
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    • Ok but I’m all seriousness pinch as close to the head as possible and pull quickly and firmly make absolutely sure you remove the head otherwise it will grow back it’s body
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    • My dad always said plan ahead
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    • A small price to pay for salvation
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    • This guy has 10 days and this is his only post
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    • I am THE TICK
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    • Summon persona
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    • That’s the same mentality as the flood
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    • Probably still enough of your blood left for the tick to have a good day
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    • You're a parasite to the flying spaghetti monsters earthly domain. End yourself for the sake of all things al dente and delicious
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    • Solid advice
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    • @Bing
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    • Bing be like
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    • Or you could actually wash your hair
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    • Thats Crazy 😳
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    • Life Hax!
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    • Just smear vaseline over it, or hold a flame against it
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    • Actually if you ki|| yourself the tick would still be able to suck your blood, it doesn't take that much for a tick to feel full
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    • for actual ticks you just light a match then put it out and put the hot end to the butt of the tick it’ll come right out like so others can see
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    • Stick your tongue in a plug, suck a pipe of exhaust, make some toast in the tub, nail yourself to a cross. Hold your breath till it's gone, drink a gallon of mace, be gay in Iran, let oprah sit on your face. (Bo burnham-ki*ll yourself)
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    • It won't work, ticks can survive for years without eating, up to at LEAST six years. We can only accept our inevitable death from ticks when they deflate you like a balloon
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    • I CAN'T EVEN WRITE KI11 YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS
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    • Isn't this the plot of Halo.
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    • I haven’t had ticks for years now
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    • I'm gonna go find a tick.
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    • The flood in halo
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    • It can actually survive for a while on your corpse
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    • Brilliant!!!
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    • Wish I heard of this tip when I got diagnosed with Lymes
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    • The shit u find in bing
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    • Big brain
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    • Seems legit
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    • Good luck
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    • I’m trying to lose weight every smile is 1 push-up and one sit up every comment is a second plank help me out guys😔
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    • Fuck Ticks man. I got Rocky Mountain spotted fever from one and almost died. Imagine being denied a death on the battlefield because you got took out by a stupid parasite.
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    • I was gonna anyway but I mean
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    • This feels like it's straight from Filthy Frank's life hacks
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    • Nope. They live for like months without food
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    • My wife will call ANY bug a tick.
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    • Aye aye cap'n
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    • Well that escalated quickly
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    • You fuckers know how to inspect element? Makes the text look much more real
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    • Genius
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    • This actually goes for any disease yall should try it
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    • Well said
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    • I mean, its not wrong
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    • A soul for a soul
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    • Thanks I’m going to try this tonight
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    • Actually 5Head
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    • Does this work if you don't have ticks?
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    • Okay but why is she so hot
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    • So we need a giant set of 7 rings to wipe out all ticks
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    • Assume Victory Position
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    • That is literally what my first thought would be if I found a tick on me. Well, my first thought would be, "I feel so defiled". Then "we both need to die".
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    • Might as well be proactive
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    • What about the tok
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    • There is actually a really easy way to get rid of ticks. Especially if your pet gets one. Just fill a water bottle cap with water and hold it over the tick. They breathe through their ass, so it drowns. When it drowns the jaws unclamp and it just comes right out when you pull it.
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