• when i was a young boy my father had
what he called the bean jar. it was a jar
full of brown and black beans.
whenever we misbehaved, he would
remove one and tell us that once the
jar was empty, the world would end
7/25/18, 9:58 PM
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The bean jar
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[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was.... a young
boy... my Father... had what he called the bean jar...
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    • A rice
      fenfen23 1 jun
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    • Same except it was my basement and it was full of bean...ers
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    • I honestly was singing the black parade in my head when I read the first line too...
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    • I literally sang it to that tune before seeing the bottom part lmao
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    • I sang this in an mcr voice before I saw the comment
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    • I know y'all will call me an emo fag or whatever but I really like when MCR memes are featured. I know people don't like them and that's cool, people obviously have different music tastes.
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    • ADMIT IT, we all sung it in our head
      LA_RIDZ 1 jun
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    • _CHAOS_ 1 jun
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    • Promises 1 jun
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    • Thats exactly how i read it too god damn it
      Kalyke 4 jun
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    • Song was already on my head.
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    • im upset that thats how i read it at first :/
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    • What the fuck is a my chemical romance voice
      demen 2 jun
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    • I was reading like the black parade before I even read the last part
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    • Why did I read the beginning like that tho 😂😂😂
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    • My uncle had something like that, but it was with nuts... and when it was empty he would give me his special nut
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    • To see if we behaved, he said one day the worlds end will be here. And it's all your fault, now we join the bean parade
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    • Welcome to the black bean parade
      Alycatz 1 jun
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    • That was the first thing that came to mind, actually
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    • I started to sing it after the first line until it made no sense. Then I saw the comment
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    • Where are all my real emo kids from 2004-2006?! 🤘
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    • OKAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO READ IT LIKE THAT
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    • Yeah he gonna end your world when he whoops that ass
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    • I sang this at the beginning anyways...
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    • He said son when you grow up will you be a savior of the black beans the brown beans and the jar?
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    • Will you be the savior of the pinto, the Lima and the black.
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    • I thought of MCR before I read the bottom
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    • I read that to the tune of black parade immediately without thinking lol
      iKyle 1 jun
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    • I'm not an MCR fan but "My Chemical Romance Voice"
      tnecb17 1 jun
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    • content not available more
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    • Funny my parents made me sort beans and rice as a punishment
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    • I thought it was originally a parody to the song
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    • Mcr fans are the most mainstream pack of rabid halfbrains in the last decade
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    • I read it the same way!!! Welcome to the black parade!!!!
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    • Fucking read it that way before end of meme
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    • To help us to behave... he said when you... misbehave... I’ll take one... out until it is empty... and then the end will come... he said when it... is empty... we all will... be eaten by Cthulhu... we will not stand a chance...
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    • In my slight tipsy state i did first start singing it until i read the bean part
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    • And he took it to a marching band... he said son when, you grow up, will you be, the savior of the beans..
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    • Why did I start singing "black parade" as soon as I started reading it?
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    • For some reason I was expecting him to make you grow it or some shit as punishment
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    • The bean parade
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    • Didnt even have to read the second half. My mind went to TBP immediately
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    • So glad I'm not the only person who was instantly singing mcr in my head
      lovelyss 2 jun
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    • I legit read the first line like that when i first saw it, glad im not alone
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    • To see a marching band
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    • My mother simply beat my ass. That was enough to terrify me😂👌
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    • “My chemical romance voice”? His name is Gerard Way you fucking uncultured swine the whole band doesn’t fucking sing
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    • When I saw the first few words, I sang the tune in my head... I'm too emo for this world
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    • When I was a young warthog~
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    • Thats exactly how i started reading it by accident
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    • So I'm not the only one to think of that song
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    • When i was a little girl in france, i picked pretty daisies, and the boys would wisper my name, balgruf, oh balgruf, show me that fINe PuSsY.
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    • “My chemical romance voice” you do know that the singer has a name right? Gerard Way deserves some recognition here smh my head
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    • And then some day, we grew up, and he asked, will you be the savior of all beans...
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    • Lol that’s the first things that came to my head to
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    • I sang it at first too...
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    • it's what the mayans predicted
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    • I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
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    • I sang that in my head as soon as I say the words
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    • When I was a young WARTHOG
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    • When the kid hits his suicide phase at 9: (pours beans out) I’m sorry world I guess I’m just evil... all I do is destroy I’m so evil
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    • When i was a young warthog!
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    • I’m doing this for my kid right now with sand in a jar and a spoon but he seems to not give a single shit and were down to like 1/4 of the jar... this is indeed my child
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    • Millennial kid: *knocks over jar on purpose*
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    • And every time he got mad.. he would.. Take out ... One bean.... And say when they are all gone... The world was gonna end
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    • Iread the first two sentences like this... lol
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    • I literally started reading it with the song tho
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    • Just put more beans in the jar when he's not looking
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    • Using this on my future kids
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    • Legit though when I was reading I was like “oh this is another mcr meme...
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    • That is exactly how I read the first post.
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    • Calm down Satan
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    • Thats how I read the beginning anyway...didn't need that bottom comment
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    • The fuck I didn’t even see the bottom part and I read it that way
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    • My dad did this with refried pinto beans
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    • My uncle had a jar but a whole different concept.
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    • I don't even listen to them and I did that. (I want to just haven't got to it)
      Idanny 2 jun
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    • It was a jar filled... WITH BEANS
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    • I had a poop sock
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    • So I wasn’t the only one, lolol.
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    • That would terrify me as a child
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    • When I was a young boy, my father had what is called the bean jar. At least that’s what it’s been. He said “son, if you happen to lose it and really disappoint me, the world is gonna end.” He said “will you behave or I’ll take one of those beans and it’ll be over if we’ll run out of them?”
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    • To see a marching band
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    • Well this would’ve been funny but you just had to bring that shitty ass music
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    • Jarjar Beans
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    • *looks around* Hes definitely out of beans
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    • This could make an interesting SCP
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    • And pulled from it a bean. He said “son when, you fuck up, i’ll pull one, and someday the world will end.”
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    • Obscure reference overshoots intention.
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    • Cringe
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    • Kids found the bean jar
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    • What’s a chemical romance voice
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    • Literally tried to sing the song without reading the bottom first wtf is the nonsense
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    • My chemical romance would be respected today if it wasn’t for the cringey ass fans. Another band with a bad rep because of fans.
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    • I miss mcr
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