• me: gets highest possible
score on a test
the cop doing the
breathalyzer test:
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    • “Sir, I should arrest you, but with this much alcohol in you, you should be dead.”
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    • One of my friends blew a .44 on prom night. A .45 should be dead but he said he was fine.
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    • Just for everyone to know, the highest is a 1.00 and that means your blood is literally and I mean literally 100% alchohol
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    • I tested 1.16 blood alcohol content and they thought it was a false reading until I blew a .16 12 hours later
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    • I don’t care if cops are racist and kill people unjustifiably. I support our boys in blue no matter what 🇱🇷
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    • Once got called back on a weekend bc a guy in the company blew a .412 and I don't know how that man lived.
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    • .37 is as high as I’ve ever done, I’m not a drunk, I’m an operator
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    • 1.0 would be the highest and would indicate that all the blood in your body is alcohol.......
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    • Wow! That is quite funny! Haha! 😇🙏
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    • I did the same on the HIV test! 😀
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    • Hello drunk sir. May I interest you in some of the finest charcoal water.
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    • My uncle lost his license when he was tested and had levels of alchohol in his blood so high he should have been dead.
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    • Read about some dude from (I think) Norway who blew a 0.56 BAC. I think that's the high score
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    • I got busted with DUI about 7 years ago. I honestly don't remember exactly what my breathalyzer results were, but I ended up in the ER and the doctors were telling the cops that I shouldn't be alive. Not a brag, it was stupid of me. I have now been sober for 6 years now.
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    • There really is no limit to that test. The highest recorded BAC (blood alcohol content) is disputed, but often recognized at 1.480% which is 3 times higher than the usual fatal level and 18 times the legal driving limit (US)
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