• Patrick was right all along,
mayonnaise is an instrument, an
instrument of war
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    • Patrick is a war criminal
      Tron70 8 jul
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    • War never changes
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    • Zardrw 8 jul
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    • Man these battlefield 1 updates are wild.
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    • No you put it in your hair
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    • Hooooold theeeeeee maaayooooooool
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    • What Patrick doesn’t know is that mayonnaise has been banned by the Genova convention
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    • God is our lord
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    • Isnt it usually tartar sauce?
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    • Especially if you replace the frosting on a donut with it
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    • And you all doubted me
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    • Comically large mayonnaise
      Aech 8 jul
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    • Tarkov?
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    • I concur to your image. But mine is real blood 😏
      Ciszor 9 jul
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    • But instruments of torture didn't count
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    • Footage 8 jul
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    • Mayonnaise smells weird
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    • “I learned to play the instruments of war and paint in blood.”
      I_is_jim 8 jul
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    • Phexal 8 jul
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    • 2 fucking comments
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    • 0 likes and ill eat a quarter pounder, 1 like im still going to eat one im just hungry my dude
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    • Where is the mustard
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    • Fun fact bagpipes are a war crime because it made the soldiers to brutal
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    • It took me so long to realize that tartar sauce is just relish and mayo
      CAS_Me_M8 11 jul
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    • But is it an instrument??
      jjbslamn 11 jul
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    • Having to hide in bush drinking mayo for that one jager quest
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    • If you don’t like mayo on your sandwiches, you’re a LOSER.
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    • He spoke the truth, and nobody believed him
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    • Watch the goddamn Spongebob Musical you cowards it's amazing
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    • So... is horseradish an instrument of war also?
      NovaEye 10 jul
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    • Ya its definitely an instument of war. I find it on my burger you gona catch these hands.
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    • instruments of torture
      wompy_t 10 jul
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    • When I moved out of the south I was blown away by the fact that the brand of mayonnaise you use was not a big deal. The Dukes/Helmanns debate is real here people die for it
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    • I wonder if they made that connection here
      Jin_Kaz 10 jul
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    • Poop
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    • I LOVE SPONGEBOB AND PATRIK !!!!!!!!! LOVE U
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    • I mean it's also a real instrument. Like have you HEARD [ K A R L S O N V I B E ] ?
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    • I luv me some mayo. It. Helps food slide down the gullet.
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    • Idk about you, but I could sure go for a Trump Steak right about now...
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    • whores, whores never change
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    • willy2js 9 jul
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    • Yes, but actually no
      MULCHTP 9 jul
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    • Patrick only asked if it were an instrument, he never stated it was an instrument, therefore this statement cannot be confirmed
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    • Hahhhhhhhh
      ashtunp 9 jul
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    • I’m glad they brought this back
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    • This is fake...?
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    • AKG_696 9 jul
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    • In the movie he said I CAN'T HOLD THE MAYO ANY LONGER 😂
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    • You either like mayo. Or you don’t
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    • If u think about it a bow is just a 1 stringed instrument of death.
      D00DANS 9 jul
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    • Do instruments of torture count? - Plankton
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    • Instrument of chaos
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    • Nice pfp
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    • What the hell happened here
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    • I remember someone in my class asked if mayonnaise was a weapon of mass destrucit9’f ksksbsbs
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    • That movie sucked, but at least it produced some good memes
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    • Now all we need is the horse radish
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    • Patrick is a the smartest of all criminal starfish
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    • Hrfjio4 9 jul
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    • That still makes it an instrument does it not?
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    • Don’t charlimane call white people/ things mayonnaise?
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    • Extra ketchup, extra mustard- hold the mayo
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    • Anything can be an instrument of war if you try hard enough
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    • Tough times never lasts. Only tough people lasts. Rrrr-libby loo
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    • Wheres the mustard gas?
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    • Is that a quart or a quarter ton
      nabb 8 jul
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    • :(
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    • Queues Sabaton
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    • The real fear is tartar sauce
      yabai 8 jul
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    • I'm a wanted man in over 36 states for multiple counts of murder, armed robbery and arson.
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    • When you're about to cum and she says pull out, hold the mayo
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    • MsMurder 8 jul
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    • It brings a tear to the eye
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    • That part had me laughin for minutes.
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    • Do instruments of torture count?
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    • So he was really asking if hand grenades were an instrument
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    • Well they are all gay now
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    • Throw the cum sauce
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    • Through gates of hell as we made our way to heaven through the plankton lines primo victoria!!!!
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    • Crugarz 8 jul
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    • That’s mayo...
      Jman36 8 jul
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    • Anybody wanna play battlefield one on the ps4
      Demodude 8 jul
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    • War!!!
      Dom8474 8 jul
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    • God Of War 5: Mayonaise Extermination.
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    • Oooof
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    • I will eat bees
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