• Bedtime was half an hour ago.
My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and
asked his father if a duck is a predator.
Some things are too important to go to bed
without knowing
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    • Tell him they hunt and devour children who aren’t asleep during their bedtime
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    • A sexual one yes
      blue_too 30 jul
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    • Yes they prey on bread in the lake
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    • At first I thought “of course not retard, how can a stupid little duck be a predator? I could just walk up and kick it and it would die” then I realized that they are and I’m the retard
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    • I don't need sleep, I need answers! But yes, they are omnivorous animals.
      RattyRat 30 jul
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    • Knowledge is a tool
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    • I mean, they are predators, they eat fish
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    • I watched one swim around stealthily today while trying to catch dragonflies. I didn’t think they ate anything except grass on the bottom of the lake
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    • They are
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    • Ivyoso 30 jul
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    • I dont need sleep, i need answers
      _Squigga_ 30 jul
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    • Donald was a n@zi
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    • What’s the answer
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    • Law and Order but the Dun Dun is replaced by a Quack Quack
      Bepsy 30 jul
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    • Why,is there a duck in his room?
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    • The eyes are on the front
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    • Speaking of duck being predators, what happened to the war between gamers and furrys?
      Hex__ 30 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • Crispy body’s by the door
      yeet2468 31 jul
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    • Peace was never an option
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    • When I was kid my brother told me that a panda died at the zoo because it was constipated and couldn’t poop 💩 so later that night I woke up freaked out thinking “uh oh I haven’t pooped all day 1/2
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    • Eyes on front, they hunt. Eyes on side, they hide
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    • I don't need sleep I need answers
      Rockheart 30 jul
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    • They can cast Zettaflare. They are top of food chain. They simply allow us to live in their world
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    • Yeah sexual predators
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    • Check KH3 with Donalds uber Flare spell. Fuck it...
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    • Well considering a Duck was able to use flare without any help..
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    • Ducks aren’t predators, but Geese are
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    • Only ones that cast flare
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    • Ugh this is dumb but this just reminded me there's only an hour until my kid goes to bed and I can sit in the dark and eat honeybuns and milk and hang out with my partner playing video games and. Fuck, that's all I want to do for the rest of my life.
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    • Of course they are! Have you seen what they do to peas?
      Kdawg393 1 aug
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    • My kid during bedtime : why there is seven days a week... why there is poor ppl....
      finegold 1 aug
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    • they have teeth, and that scares the shit outta me.
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    • They're sexual predators
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    • Yes
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    • Yes. China has an entire army of them ready in case there are locusts
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    • Yes is the answer. But they are also prey
      NGAudio 31 jul
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    • iJasmine 31 jul
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    • I wouldn’t think so but I know geese are.
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    • MAdE wItH mEmEaTiC
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    • Yes, by definition. They eat insects and small fish and my $34 lunch at Disney world
      AMTURN 31 jul
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    • Yes. I shall believe “w1tchmom.” The same women who probably thinks feeding her aforementioned 6 year old topaz will cure their cold.
      crabone 31 jul
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    • I’ve seen this several times, but this is the first time I realized that yes, they are predators.
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    • "If young boys don't get their 8 hours of sleep they give off a sickly sweet aroma that attracts pdoph1les, goodnight!" -Stan Smith
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    • Why is Donald packing that schmeat under the blankets
      Giantlad 31 jul
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    • Your chances of being offed by a duck are low, but never zero
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    • I dont need sleep i need answers
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    • I got attacked by a swan at a zoo once and it tore the fuck out of my belly button it bit it and did likr a crocodile god damn death roll it hurt so bad
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    • The answer is yes.
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    • I don't need sleep, I need answers
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    • they fuck up fish
      5lb_dump 30 jul
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    • Genetically, no ducks aren’t predators. They do hunt fish but predators have binocular vision (forward facing eyes that focus together like a humans). Prey have monocular vision (eyes farther back and can see in different directions simultaneously like birds or deer).
      Dosbarthu 30 jul
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    • I don't need sleep I need answers
      unknown39 30 jul
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    • A lot of animals are predators, the prey just varies
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    • "Fish ain't meat."
      undeadEXE 30 jul
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    • "Fish ain't meat."
      undeadEXE 30 jul
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    • everything is a predator and a prey
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    • I mean, it can be
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    • Apparently Donald is because his eyes are on the front of his head, allowing him to lock onto prey and stalk it
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    • Ducks eyes are on the sides of their head therefore making it a prey animal. Such characteristics are observed in cows, sheep, chickens, etc.
      LunarX16 30 jul
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    • Yeah
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    • Crop your f*cking memes
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    • The eyes are on the side, they’re prey
      iFurnyAss 30 jul
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    • They can be if they wish to be
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    • Donald Ducks eyes face forward meaning he’s a predator
      slothhy 30 jul
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    • To fish? Yes.
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    • Yes to some fish
      rickc137 30 jul
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    • Deer are ambush predators, stay safe out there
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    • cormorants are
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    • They're sexual predators
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    • Someone post the “ i dont need sleep i need answers” meme
      EvilJell0 30 jul
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    • Just a sexual predator
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    • Missed opportunity to use I don't need sleep in need answers
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    • Witch mom, cringe!
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    • A duck is for sure a predator
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    • Fisch
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    • real_Dio 30 jul
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    • Yeah I’ve been blubbyd by one before
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    • I dont think I've ever seen this frame with out the boner eddit
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    • There omnivores and hunt small animals and invertebrates like frogs small snakes and bugs
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    • You see, ifunny? This is how two variants of too and to are used properly.
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    • how many more times are going to see this getting featured
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    • if predators prey on prey does that mean prey predators on predators
      DevDev 30 jul
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    • I once couldn’t fall asleep without calculating how many Olympic swimming pools would be filled if every male human on the planet ejaculated at the same time. Fun fact it is 5.5.
      927383 30 jul
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    • Imsorry12 30 jul
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    • Donald Duck has forward facing eyes therefore he is a predator
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    • Does anyone have the picture of the chick with lettuce ha hanging out of her mouth and it says bamboclatt
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    • Any one els see his huge ass bulg
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    • A male duck is called a drake
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    • Well Donald ducks eyes are facing forward... a defining trait of a predatory animal...
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    • ducks have their eyes in the side of their heads so no. Donald duck on the other hand
      Disco 30 jul
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    • No but their cousin the goose is.
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    • They are sexual predators
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    • why did you think your 6 year old would naturally just go to bed
      Kelzedek 30 jul
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