Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks.
Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
LogicalChicken LogicalChicken
22 sep 2020
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks. Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas
Possible
Samael Samael
25d
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas Possible
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
shatteredSithcafe shatteredSithcafe
28 sep 2020
Nintendo Issues Takedown for NSFW Princess Peach Fan Game Nintendo files a DCMA takedown against an erotic Mario fan game starring Princess Peach that has been in continual development since 2012. Off
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
DawDav DawDav
10 jun
Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
Bootyclapasaurus Bootyclapasaurus
25 sep 2020
© Based on: mr.memestro
"Drives through the hood" Me: Nobody say anything that could offend someone My Uncle:
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT