• Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
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    • Her: Am I fat? Me: Nah, you obese.
      Soultier 20 oct
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    • Babe I know 5 fat people and you are 4 of them
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    • Wrong answer. He should have said "yes dear, but I love you as you are. That being said, I would help you through a journey to better health, so that we may live longer lives together"
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    • Who's wives out here telling their husbands to carry them to the fridge, like tf its five steps away bitch
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    • The boobs must feel wonderful but there is no reason anyone should get that fat. Learn some self control
      Lesbians 20 oct
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    • Dem titties tho
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    • I can get behind a chunky girl but I can't get behind a Jabba the Hut.
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    • Is that Ellie from the Borderlands series?
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    • Its lighter if you carry the fridge
      Zaleblee 20 oct
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    • High Blood Sugar Momma
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    • Ellie from borderlands
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    • The only good thing that comes from fat women is the massive tits you can suffocate yourself in. If they're the fat chicks with no tits, I don't want nothing to do with em
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    • Honey am i fat? No....fat was the person you ate two nights ago you fucked up
      Cboy24 20 oct
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    • I love the fat tits tho. As long as they scale enough with the body it's worth it to me.
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    • I want to suffocate under those massive utters. I want to drink the milk out of her supple bosom while she shoves brownies down my throat.
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    • She's the IRL version of Ellie from borderlands
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    • I would like him to carry her tits to my face
      Scyfer95 20 oct
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    • In Soviet Russia fridge carry you
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    • Is that Ellie? Catch-a-Ride!
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    • One of her tiddies is bigger than my head fam, damn
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    • I'd fuck those enormous milkers
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    • The tit fuck must be amazing
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    • You ever seen a fat girl that was pretty, but the problem is she's overweight
      SwavyRico 20 oct
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    • Someone tag the guy who likes fat girls
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    • Turns out she is the fridge
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    • Those titties though
      crow333 20 oct
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    • Ngl, she got some huge tits
      Cain6669 20 oct
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    • These bitches be like I got big butt and titties bitch you got a big belly and and no neck
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    • Anorie Collins. Lexxi lux
      Leeray16 20 oct
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    • HOLY SHIT SHE HAS MASSIVE TITS!
      jaeare 20 oct
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    • Got some fat titties
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    • Engulf me in those titties pls thanks
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    • Only way I could fuck that is if I could sit on her face and fuck the tits at the same time.
      ClayGoeke 20 oct
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    • Eh id be interested in seeing her titties.
      MikeVal 20 oct
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    • T I d d I E s
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    • Big tiddies!
      Batpig87 20 oct
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    • Faaaaattttttt milkers
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    • Dem tiddies tho
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    • Feminists be like: SHES PLUS SIZED YOU MYSOGENIST
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    • Husband: Well, if you have to ask the question then maybe you............ I don't remember anything after that.
      relo 20 oct
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    • Why is this featured?
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    • I'm the sixth comment!
      LikeLogan 20 oct
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    • That's a new your momma's so far joke right there
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    • Ew
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    • mommy milkers
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    • On a side note an empty fridge isn't actually that heavy and that caught me of guard
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    • Big ass tiddys though lmaoo
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    • Huge boobs
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    • Me: I'd call you fat but that'd be an insult to fat people
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    • She definitely doesn't have the "big boobs because of weight gain" case
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    • But... we're already in the kitchen.
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    • The fridge would be easier to carry.
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    • Boobies
      KingAlex 20 oct
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    • I mean...for the right price..
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    • Love me a some BBW tits
      Leeray16 20 oct
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    • She probably got a big old butt
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    • Nope. Fuck that.
      YskOrgn 20 oct
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    • At least I'm not that big 😥 I would not be happy with myself
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    • Honestly, as long her tummy come past her tits that's a extra Extra thick gorl.
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    • Goodbye health, hello back problems
      benichi 20 oct
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    • I know everyone is thinking and maybe said it already but she got them huge fucking watermelons
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    • I don't have anything against larger people people, but if they are getting that big maybe they should try to find the source of the weight gain and cut it out immediately
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    • I'd smash her
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    • Would rather hit that than a twig
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    • Sure she has giant books but At some point you're fuckin Jabba the hut
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    • You could fit a small child between those breasts
      Plusle 20 oct
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    • If you're even that thin and you can handle a fat chick, salute
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    • Slap her ass and ride the wave in! Cowabunga!
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    • I'm going to send this to my highly self conscious wife
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    • Damn I wanna see it all
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    • Shaming a fat woman, but you'd be all for the opposite, aside from that fact that y'all think women are weak
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    • I have lived around too many large women who are insufferable. Trying to tell me how to eat when I am exactly where I need to be. Confusing healthiness with skinny all the time. Bitch I'm not skinny, you're fat. Thinking anything skinnier than them wears kids clothes
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    • What a king for his queen
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    • I love a woman who's all over. All over the city....
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    • Am I fat? No you are heavy as fuck
      IsaiahGay 20 oct
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    • Guys nobodies calling you Bronies or neckbeards so, look in the mirror. If the jars full... Drink it.
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    • Ya I'd hit it for the right price
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    • I'm fine with fat girls as long as there tits are massive
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    • She is huge.
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    • F.
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    • She look good to me and my little friend in my pants
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    • i'd offer myself if i could😎
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    • I would love to be under her ass
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    • That’s because trump is racist and he sucks
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