Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
S00thsayer S00thsayer
23 sep 2020
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
ohmyindeed ohmyindeed
27 sep 2020
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
fuck_ur_feelings fuck_ur_feelings
26 sep 2020
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
you
promise
isabella steger @ @st.. Sep.
yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
&y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep.
BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I
won't Cry...
fed
thestandnews
bangin bangin
22 sep 2020
you promise isabella steger @ @st.. Sep. yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us. &y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep. BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I won't Cry... fed thestandnews
fact 1828
tun
'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland,
Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an
estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000
WhatTheFakt WhatTheFakt
22 sep 2020
fact 1828 tun 'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland, Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000