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I told my son, “You will marry the girl
I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your
daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO
of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank
and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is how politics works.
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    • And then once the son is in power of the company everything falls apart.... unless of course he happens to be either a natural born ceo or a fast learner.
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    • Apparently Google doesn't exist
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    • Cha cha real smooth
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    • Anyone else notice the girl was the only one who didn’t get a chance to agree?
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    • I'm more impressed that he has Bill Gates' and the World Bank president's personal numbers than anything.
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    • Thats... thats not how politics work. Who the fuck let Karen back into FB again? I thought she was taking a break from social media after her 3rd divorce and 5th alcohol-induced miscarriage?
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    • I called the president of world bank and told them to make him CEO, they said no, I told them he’s bill gates’s son in law. They said “whup tee fuckin doo jackass, that doesn’t give him a business degree and the expertise to not drive a fucking world bank into the ground. Are you stupid?”
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    • XXX_UwU_XXX a month
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    • You forgot the funny
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    • I like how this depicts bill gates as a guy who would just give his daughter away to a rich dude lol I mean I get it’s a joke but he’s just such a chill guy irl I can’t imagine that
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    • This sounds like it was written by an indian
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    • Yeah except Bill Gates wouldn't answer the phone, and neither would the CEO of any bank unless you already have significant standing. So no, that's not how politics work. Politics is messy and full of pandering and infighting
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    • Anyone else remember this from like 2014
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    • Okay okay. How the Fuck did you call Bill Gates?
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    • This post is 15 years old because I remember hating it when I was in junior high
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    • So you just fucking called bill gates up like what up B
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    • Fucking Facebook memes are the worst
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    • Older than fucking dirt this meme is.
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    • "I called bill gates"
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    • Who the fuck makes someone CEO for that dumbass of a reason? That’s like if you said “Make me CEO bcuz my dad works at Nintendo” smh
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    • Haha Karen, I read this to the kids and we all got a good kick out of it! Funny!
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    • I told my wife to drown our son. She said "No". I told her "he dislikes Mincraft" she said "Ok".
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    • I remember seeing this same text in a rage comic back in 2012
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    • This is old as fuck. One of the first things I remember seeing on ifunny
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    • Wow, 2012 is that you
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    • This is so 2010 it hurts
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    • Sometimes you have to like someone else’s comment to get their ball rolling
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    • Call me crazy but I don't think Bill Gates is gonna marry his daughter off for money lol
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    • So you just lie
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    • I would’ve liked it if I didn’t say “Facebook has smart people” because in fact they don’t
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    • Chef has turned into Facebook karen
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    • Facebook has people who still think arranged marriages are a thing or think Bill gates needs to marry into money to secure generational wealth
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    • What is this, 2013?
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    • 2010 is calling. They want their joke back
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    • Not kidding, I remember this post from 2011
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    • You set your son up
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    • Thanks Indian very cool
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    • This is what a philosophy degree gets you
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    • Yeah cuz no one fact checks... it be too difficult with internet at your fingertips and all
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    • I don't know why, but I read all of this as if someone was yelling at the top of their lungs
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    • This guy: "hey Bill Gates my son is the CEO of world bank" bill gates: "fuck off"
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    • Yeah good luck phonecalling a CEO directly.
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    • That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works
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    • That’s how the mafia works
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    • Yeah none of that would work, though. Like, all three of those things wouldn’t work.
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    • But how does Bill Gates make his daughter marry him?
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    • Comedy cemetery?
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    • Called bill gates, just that easy eh?
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    • Saw this in facebook 2011
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    • haha Susan look at this funny picture I found on Facebook
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    • Just because someone says “OK” doesn’t mean they agree, it could just simply mean that they understand
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    • One person says no and the whole thing falls apart
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    • Nice post Brenda! Cant wait to see you and the kids next Saturday!
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    • Yes I just have bill gates personal cell let me just call him real quick we can go have brunch
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    • It's not about what you know. It's about who you know.
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    • That is not how politics work, but aight nigga
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    • Haha cool and funny. So genius epic win style
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    • This is definitely not how politics works at all... stop getting your news from Comedy Central and memes.
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    • God that was possibly the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read
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    • Fake it till you make it
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    • Boomer meme
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    • Sadly this is true. I often wondered how so many incompetent stupid people get into power and this illustrates it pretty well.
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    • Narrators voice: “This was not how politics worked”
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    • What kind of Muslim boomer humor is this?
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    • Nice 2012 meme
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    • No that’s not how it works
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    • No it isn't. And this is about the 67th time this has been featured, you lazy pieces of shit
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    • Nah, nah it ain’t, and don’t think we remember this getting featured in 2012, when it still wasn’t funny
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    • That’s really not how politics work but ok
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