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    • Ozoner 26 jun
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    • Which one of you smells like ass ?
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    • Squeaky clean bunghole
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    • Y’all don’t already be doing that?
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    • Imagine walking into a cafe rio bathroom and there’s just an employee washing their ass in the sink and you can see their butthole in the mirror
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    • DROWN DISNEY IN A SINK FOR GETTING RID OF SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
      snorty 26 jun
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    • Can’t have a dirty anus if you keep a bar of soap in your crack
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    • Like this comment and I'll wash your anus ;)
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    • Do all restaurants not do this already? Gross. I’m never trying Chuck E. Cheese pizza agin unless I see the costume dripping set back there.
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    • I am not going to stand there and wait for an employee to wash my ass
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    • Femboy Hooters employee bathrooms
      Phren_Z 26 jun
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    • I like my food clean
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    • D:
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    • Need to find an employee to do that for me I guess
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    • Bidet users laugh in supremacy
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    • How long should I wait for an employee to wash my anus before I do it myself?
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    • Do you guys not wash your anuses?
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    • directions unclear: put scissors between my tits
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    • Always keep mine squeaky clean 😝
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    • Did wash penis today?
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    • First rule of personal hygiene. Ya gotta wash your ass
      carioca91 28 jun
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    • I_NO_FUN 26 jun
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    • For surprise buttsevks
      poopman00 26 jun
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    • Send pics or it didn’t happen
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    • Bidets
      Mr_Blacc 26 jun
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    • I like how it was clearly intentionally scratched that way
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    • Ifunny just turned patriotic
      hietek 26 jun
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    • Be me, bent over in sonic employee bathroom, waiting to have my anus washed by goth roller skate chick.
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    • I soldier can deny any order that is not humane.
      JustADave 26 jun
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    • Inside and out
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    • Nah don’t wipe your ass you do that and you expecting guests
      ToxicSped 26 jun
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    • Its been 20 minutes and no employees have come to clean my anus
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    • booty haha
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    • (Walks into bathroom): David wtf man!
      Obaidah9 26 jun
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    • A man who cleans his house, expects a visitor
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    • Even though my anus was broken, the rest of the trip would be GREAT SUCCESS
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    • Is that at the mickey mouse club?
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    • I mean, I hope y’all are washing y’alls asses...
      Atanas 29 jun
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    • Heroes beat their COs to death upon receiving illegal orders.
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    • Born to shit forced to wipe
      Leon_muks 28 jun
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    • The moment we all became men is when we bent over in the mirror and saw our own assholes.
      UDFT9999 28 jun
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    • Good soldiers DONT always follow orders
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    • Scrub-a-dubdub
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    • I mean you should prob do that anyway like when you take a shower...
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    • not_nudez 28 jun
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    • I always wash my butt really good just in case anyone wants to spontaneous eat it, its always clean.
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    • If they don't they'll have a really crappy day
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    • You gotta wash everything
      todorki 28 jun
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    • I mean honestly I'd hope so
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    • Bet
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    • GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS
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    • That's a gleam in some disgruntled employee's eye.
      garfarkle 28 jun
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    • What if there isnt any employees in the bathroom to wash my anus?
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    • Mandatory anus check
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    • So as a customer, the employees must wash my anus too right?
      zulukutz 27 jun
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    • Armadil_ 27 jun
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    • Never specified whose
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    • Is it there Anus or anyones anus
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    • Imagine not washing your ass
      Kyle454S 27 jun
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    • I have others wash mine for me
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    • Grantipoo 27 jun
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    • What was it supposed to say in the first place?
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    • So how do y'all actually wash your booty's? I'm curious...
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    • they murdered 5s man..
      jaeare 27 jun
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    • I’ve been waiting for an employee but none have come to wash me
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    • It’s clever by the company, because of the current lockdown due to the virus they might let you go, it will go something like this .. did you wash your anus ? Yes, good, because you are fired now go fuck yourself, at least it’s clean and ready.
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    • What show?
      DBLUE_ 26 jun
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    • ...uhm....they must wash WHOSE anus? Their own...? ..or, hopefully....
      Scorpius1 26 jun
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    • Do y'all not?
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    • Was this at whole foods if so I saw this
      RtasVadum 26 jun
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    • Strip clubs and McDonald’s
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    • “Private! Why is your bare ass in the sink?” “Sir! I was just following the order on the sign!”
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    • Id rather watch unnas
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    • The twink after I've busted a few nuts inside him
      Arkys 26 jun
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    • The anus after being power washed:
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    • Wash my asshole so good you could do jellow shots out of it
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    • Unus Annus
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    • I hate signs like this, there's never an employee around and I end up just doing it myself anyways
      Dudekms 26 jun
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    • Has anyone noticed the new Ifunny logo
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    • Wait, you DON’T wash your anus??
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    • I have that same sign in my bathroom but I mixed it with another sign to say “all employees must wash privates”
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    • There are no accidents- Master Oogway
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