• "BITE ME, ASSHOLE.".- GRAMMATICALLY
CORRECT AND SCATHING.
"BITE ME ASSHOLE" KINKY PIRATE
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    • Remember kids. Commas keep the gay away
      Veztex 22 jun
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    • "Buhite me arsehole!" -Horny Brits 🤢
      TreTurner 22 jun
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    • That peg leg has other uses
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    • A few seconds later is where “ARGH shiver me timbers” comes from
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    • Bite, me asshole. An introduction to your oddly named sphincter.
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    • Let’s eat grandma. Lets eat, grandma. PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES! :)
      RC_Inpact 24 jun
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    • Please don't bite my ass in any context.
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    • Well they also have PEG legs.
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    • Bite my-[youtube has entered] butt
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    • Would you get ass scurvy?
      Sileevio 24 jun
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    • How about you bite the NOODS on my profile
      cdub64 24 jun
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    • Oh no!!! A post with no top comment, better think of something witty quick
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    • Kinky pirate or kinky person with a Cockney British accent
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    • Let’s eat Grandpa!
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    • Don’t bite me back there but u can sure fuck me back there
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    • Bite me, daddy
      avatar547 24 jun
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    • Bite me asshole can be said by anyone in a kinky fashion not just pirates
      JNichs095 24 jun
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    • hahaah
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    • I read that with a pirate accent
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    • Poopdeck*
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    • How do you bite an asshole tho?
      Dalek_Q 27 jun
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    • *"Bite me arsehole"
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    • You'd think people would learn the importance of commas, yet they don't. Commas create the difference between, "let's eat, kids!" and, "let's eat kids!"
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    • "stop, drop, and die" -me
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    • I read that in pirate
      loucee78 26 jun
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    • Gar! Dont touch me booty
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    • I think pirate anytime some says “it’s driving me nuts”
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    • Eating ass ain’t kinky. It’s freaky. You’re a freak. A disgusting freak
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    • If you still say bite me, you’re likely under the age of 16
      Buzzzkill 25 jun
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    • What a difference a comma makes.
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    • Ok ok this one got me after I said it like a pirate lol
      augsta 25 jun
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    • Alaias 25 jun
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    • Spell check approves.
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    • I ate out chad vs I ate out, chad
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    • Yar, slap onto me slimjim me heartyz.
      Erreul 25 jun
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    • Bite my asshole = really odd comeback
      IChaBoiT 25 jun
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    • "suck this, dick!"; telling your friend dick to suck on something. "Suck this dick!"; telling someone to suck on dick, either way, pretty gay
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    • Your bio lmao Supergen31
      Whiis 25 jun
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    • Either that or an Irishman
      MrD2006 25 jun
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    • Unpopular opinion, bite me is a weird ass insult
      blac 25 jun
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    • Grammar- the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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    • Non-piratey, Piratey!
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    • I thought ass was a donkey and arse is where you shit from
      KrtNthny 25 jun
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    • I'll take kinky pirate for 500 Alex
      Mr_Beefy1 25 jun
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    • Bought me awsole
      pengawin 25 jun
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    • Here's one I saw back in the original XBox days. Helping my brother Jack off a horse. VS Helping my brother jack off a horse.
      GregN 25 jun
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    • Bite me asshole
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    • Yargh
      GennnkoTV 25 jun
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    • Let’s be honest, none of us were ready for CGP Grey to say Booty that many times.
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    • Lmao
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    • Fuckin a man- fuckin A, man
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      SwiggoV2 24 jun
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    • WarmWorms lol
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    • You can help your uncle Jack, off a horse but you can't help your uncle Jack off a horse.... or you could but dirty you.
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    • Why did I read this with an Australian accent?
      AcheChoo 24 jun
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    • This is shit I want to see on this app
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    • Rumahoy grade shit
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    • Verbally it depend on the inflection in your voice
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    • Well yo ho ho and a bottle of lube, don’t mind if I do
      DrOvO 24 jun
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    • Argargargarg SpongeBob me boy bite me asshole
      safEhavEn 24 jun
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    • Arrgh I have dislodged me penis
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    • "Bite" -me asshole
      Jca2790 24 jun
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    • Is it bad i read bite me asshole in a piratevoice
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    • Asshole is a form of adress in this sentence, which is why the comma is needed. I've always been bad with punctuation, but I've been improving recently.
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    • "TIME TO EAT, KIDS" "TIME TO EAT KIDS"
      ViperTF2 24 jun
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    • Sniff me ass
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    • This post makes me a jolly Roger
      PhatPharm 24 jun
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    • I laughed too hard at this.
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    • Let's eat Foxy vs Lets eat, Foxy Punctuation saves bite victims.
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    • I've heard this saying a lot recently, and it makes me think... how? Is your asshole prolapsed or is it just.. saggy? How must wiping be?
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    • Or kinky Irish man
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    • Ow
      willborch 24 jun
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      LethalRee 24 jun
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    • There’s a store near me called menards and it makes me think of a pirate that just got kicked in the nuts “arr me nards”
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    • What would y'all do if you say to someone "bite me" and they lean over and actually bite you
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    • Okay mi mi
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    • Scissor me timbers
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    • That peg is used for more than just walking
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    • Question: who the hell cares?
      Mtg_EDH 24 jun
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    • PIRATE GAAAAAAAAANG
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